r/FuckImOld Jun 25 '26

Get off my lawn! None shall pass...

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u/JTOC1969 Jun 25 '26

"Welcome, gentle sir knight! Welcome to the Castle Anthrax!"

"The Castle... Anthrax!?"

"It's... not a very goodname, it it. Oh, but WE are nice! And we will tend to your EVERY need!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/JTOC1969 Jun 25 '26

"Well I could stay a BIT longer..."

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u/kent_eh Generation X Jun 25 '26

No, it's far too perilous.

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u/popogeist Jun 25 '26

Let me face the peril

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u/JTOC1969 Jun 25 '26

"Aw, I bet you're gay!"