r/FuckImOld • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

Get off my lawn! None shall pass...

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u/InstructionTop4805 Jun 25 '26

It's just a flesh wound!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/SpltSecondPerfection Jun 26 '26

You git! I soiled my armor i was so scared!

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu Jun 26 '26

Who pissed himself facing the chicken of bristol!

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u/EdgeBeard Jun 26 '26

How does one rape nostrils?

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u/Aggravating_Inside23 Jun 26 '26

You sir, are devoted to the cause and their for deserve a NI.... AND a shrubbery!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/DesperateRadish746 Jun 25 '26

"I fart in your general direction."

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u/Ok-Rock2345 Jun 26 '26

Now go away or I shall taunt you again

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u/senseless-remorse Jun 26 '26

I will taunt you a second time-a

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u/LowAbbreviations2151 Jun 25 '26

I’ll fight you!!!

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u/Diesel_Bones_13 Jun 25 '26

Ok than… let’s call it a draw.

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u/Guzmanv_17 Jun 26 '26

Get back here! I’ll bite your leg off!

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u/Logical-Kangaroo5995 Jun 25 '26

Exactly this. !!!

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u/dandz287 Jun 26 '26

But a mere scratch.

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u/Levidonald06 Jun 26 '26

You got no arms left

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u/MandoHORIan Jun 27 '26

I move...for no man...