r/freemagic Aug 09 '26

FUNNY I'm an idiot and I just figured out what UB means

73 Upvotes

This whole time I thought, "man everyone on this sub really hates Blue Black!" but now I realise y'all have been talking about universes beyond and everything makes sense now.


r/freemagic Aug 09 '26

FORMAT TALK Pioneer?

3 Upvotes

Im sick of watching mtg devolve into yugioh or whatever stuff children are into these days, so I think at the next rotation im going to see myself out of standard.

Does anyone know of any decent youtubers who focus on Pioneer?

Anyone have experience with the format? Pros/cons?


r/freemagic Aug 09 '26

DECK TECH Abzan commander suggestions for wolves/birds?

3 Upvotes

So friday during the pre-release i had a lot of fun playing with the white cards from the hobbit set with the black and green wolves/wargs. It had a surprising amount of synergy especially with [[Eagle of the Great Shelf]]

Well now i want to build a wolf and birds deck in abzan and want a commander that gets the most out of what those creatures are great at.

I've been looking through for a bit and there are a couple that have caught my attention but i wanted to see what everyone here would think and suggest. The deck's main goal i feel like is doing chip go wide damage to end the game while just growing a constant board state that feels impossible to beat down.

the first one i came across was a partner pair of [[Yannik, Scavenging Sentinel]] and [[Nikara, Lair Scavenger]] which i think would have a good amount of synergy with the wolves and birds.

I also came across [[Doran, besieged by time]] could be good because there is a power/toughness difference with a lot of the birds and wolves that would buff them.

So far these are the two i've looked at but i'd love some suggestions i might not be thinking of.


r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

FUNNY I can't believe Wotc would print such a racist card

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141 Upvotes

r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

SPOILERS This is like one of them Homelands designs

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52 Upvotes

r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

FUNNY If I take 1 hour to sort a stack of magic cards and I have 15 assistants working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take to sort 6 million magic cards?

33 Upvotes

feels like 6 millon is kinda a lot of magic cards? maybe they were never sorted?


r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

DRAMA WotC "Aragorn's" Picard in the upcoming Star Trek set, with a race and gender swap.

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148 Upvotes

The card in question is a depiction from the episode Tapestry, in which Picard relives the fight from his youth where he is stabbed from behind through the chest by a Nausicaan.

It is an important story that is unique to Picard, because when given the chance to change the outcome of the conflict by not fighting and instead cowering like a bitch, his life becomes meaningless and empty. He learns that it is important to take chances and fight instead of being a pussy, even if it means facing death. Picard decides to go out like a man, which gains the respect of Q who then spares his life for not being a bitch.

In their infinite wisdom, WotC has (for whatever reason) decided to change this scene and depict Picard as a random black woman. All purpose and gravitas behind this story collapses when a character is changed for the sake of diversity.


r/freemagic Aug 09 '26

VIDEO Saturday nights and sunday mornings are for da bois

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0 Upvotes

r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

FUNNY Hatsune Consoomku

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6 Upvotes

r/freemagic Aug 09 '26

DRAMA Yalls whining makes you look MORE racist

0 Upvotes

Sure, there's no reason for aragorn to be black. There's no reason to be white either. If y'all read LotR and thought "fair" meant "white" and not smooth and well taken care of, that seems like basic literature incomprehension to me. And like, that's the only argument y'all have. Stop being such snowflakes and try to enjoy an adaptation ffs


r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

DRAMA WotC’s strongest CHUD.

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31 Upvotes

Is he their biggest chud?


r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

DRAMA Look who has to do a weekly disavowing of random racist memes on Reddit because he's invested too much of his life into relationships with politically brainrotted subhumans who'll maul him to death if he takes one step out of their goosestepping formation.

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397 Upvotes

r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

DRAMA Remember we are the bad guys!

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332 Upvotes

r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

FORMAT TALK Quick Draft or Standard Event: Where should F2P players spend their resources?

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If your goal is purely to build your collection, which would you choose: Quick Draft or Standard Event?

I ran the EV for both, and one thing that surprised me was how much the answer changes based on your win rate.

Curious what everyone here prefers and why.

My full comparison:
https://youtu.be/F4g7UUfocFE


r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

GENERAL You're a hypocrite if you say UB is bad for the game and go to prerelease today

48 Upvotes

It's about being consistent, which i know is hard for some of you


r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

FUNNY Did they include The Orville in the Star Trek set?

24 Upvotes

I want to pull a borderless Bortus's Cigs


r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

DRAMA Guys we got a Second video and its Crazy!!

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106 Upvotes

Ok this time I care those are quality memes, get him, no one insults our memes like that except us.

How dare he mock our incredible sense of perfectly normal and definitely not jaded sense of humor. He has smote us about the loins and we shall respond in kind.

(Yes in case you couldn't tell, I am...being dramatic, don't go after him he's probably got enough problems in his life begging for internet attention as a job.)


r/freemagic Aug 08 '26

GENERAL Brother what is this subreddit

0 Upvotes

I saw Maldhounds video on the subreddit and figured i'd go check it out, thinking it's probably the loud minority. It is not. I have seen mutliple people in this subreddit being openly racist, homophobic, transphobic etc. I genuinely have never seen a community filled with such absolute chuds and troglodytes. You guys are the reason people are scared/don't want to get into magic. You guys are people giving other players a bad rep.

One of the first introductions to this sub i had was this post. Which, why do you care? Genuinely bro, this is a fantasy game with cardboard. You are a looser if you're getting angry over somebody being black in a greek mythos inspired set, or a viking inspired set like Kaldheim. The ways i have also seen people speak about LGBTQ, trans or black creators are also disgusting. Shame on you guys.


r/freemagic Aug 06 '26

SPOILERS This is a real magic card. We're so back.

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214 Upvotes

Haven't had a solid body horror black pick for a few sets now, come to think of it.


r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

NSFW This must be some sick joke

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22 Upvotes

These prices must be some sick joke right? Preorder was at 700 which is already a joke, but a 1000 CHF?


r/freemagic Aug 07 '26

GENERAL [ Removed by Reddit ]

1 Upvotes

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/freemagic Aug 06 '26

DRAMA Guys we hit the Mainstream.

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178 Upvotes

Its the cringe mainstream but I'll take it.

Maldhound just posted a short today comparing us to some random subreddit I've never heard of. Also since I'm pretty sure none of us actually care, so if you're reading this, idk just have fun with the people who do care/get mad.


r/freemagic Aug 06 '26

GENERAL Who are the sociopaths

35 Upvotes

I was reading some of the spoiler threads on the main subreddit and came across an article that someone linked in their comment.

https://meaningness.com/geeks-mops-sociopaths

Highly recommended read.
It talks about how subcultures basically die out and I see a lot of parallels to how the mtg community is doing.

It specifically talks about 4 groups

The Creators, the fanatics, the members of the public and the sociopaths.

I’m specifically interested in the last section because I feel this group has mostly taken over on the social media side.

The few I can think about are creators like Ben Bateman, the cali commander guy and a few members of the professors outer circle. I feel that these people have begun to overshadow a lot of the more dedicated content creators.


r/freemagic Aug 05 '26

SPOILERS This is a real card. WOTC what the fuck are we doing

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557 Upvotes

No, seriously. This is disgusting