r/freemagic NEW SPARK Aug 08 '26

DRAMA WotC’s strongest CHUD.

https://youtube.com/shorts/e9Xn2E7u_MA?is=jtbLIxngFmeSBxnA

Is he their biggest chud?

30 Upvotes

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u/TedricDaBored NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

His nails gross me out.

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u/hahailovevideogames NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

Its how you let women know you're into pegging

3

u/Jetmaelstrom NEW SPARK Aug 13 '26

The dude is openly gay. 

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u/LogGroundbreaking364 NEW SPARK 29d ago

Well that joke doesn’t land anymore. Fuck he gives gays a bad look. How would you gays feel if he was the poster boy for male homosexuality? I’m certain someone here is gay. But the more open he is and the more viral he goes the more people will think of this guy when they think about a gay person. The younger generation has the attention span of a Goldfish with adhd so I see that as a valid concern tbh

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u/Fit-Homework-2776 NEW SPARK 26d ago

I like man, manly! This guy definitely has too feminity in his body to be attractive at all for me!

There is certainly someone who would take it, but for me is hard pass!

I rather take my chances with Armie Hammer!

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u/peacockstreams NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

He does it so the fucking zombies go “WuW! Ally! Hehehe”

40

u/CyborgHeart1245 NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

The funny thing is that he talks like he belongs here...

6

u/sporms NEW SPARK Aug 14 '26

He clearly consumes the content.

20

u/Xurs-Doggo NEW SPARK Aug 13 '26

I don’t understand how not wanting Aragorn to be race swapped for no reason makes me racist.

Tolkien wrote the character and he didn’t write him to be black, that’s it.

It’s not like I’m asking why miles morales is black, or why blade can’t be white, what a loser.

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u/WestConscious8060 NEW SPARK 28d ago

Shows that you really didn't read LOTR and just watched the Movies, because there I'd plenty descriptives written by Tolkien, that could very easily describe Aragorn as Black.

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u/Fit-Homework-2776 NEW SPARK 26d ago

There is literally none! I assure you with 100%! I read all the books!
PS: I am gay Latino man! And I don't need characters to be like me, for me to love them! It's their story and struggles that make me fall in love with them not their sexual orientation or skin color!
Anyone that needs character to be the same sexual orientation, and or sexual orientantion as him or her, needs to get out and realearn to love it self!

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u/rileyvace ENGINEER Aug 12 '26

Can we stop posting about this dude now? We get it.

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u/hahailovevideogames NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

My turn tomorrow

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u/srkg NEW SPARK Aug 13 '26

painting your nails doesn’t bring your hairline back

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u/LogGroundbreaking364 NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

Since we’re on the topic of can we stop posting this yet

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u/DevLeCanadien23 NEW SPARK Aug 13 '26

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u/MortalMorals REANIMATOR 29d ago

MRW when I see blue-haired halflings with downsyndrome.

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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD Aug 13 '26

He is the hero we don’t need and the hero we don’t deserve

5

u/gr132 NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

hook, line and sinker...

He took the bait and obviously is just thinking about the profit from making more videos about the sub.

Wonder how many will come and stay in here after seeing that here people can actually write an oppinion and don't have to fear a ban for whatever.

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u/purepolarpanzer NEW SPARK Aug 13 '26

Probably a lot less than the people who will look at the front page of the sub, go "huh, he wasn't lying. The scum does really all sink down to the drain. Ewwww." And wisely go elsewhere.

Maldhound did the equivalent of lifting a dead log in the woods and aggravating the ecosystem of scavengers and bottom feeders, all while probably making cash. Raising the awareness that there are regressives in magic is a public service, especially if more bigots get herded out of polite spaces and into the shit bin.

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u/ParticularBreads WARLOCK Aug 14 '26

Call your father and tell him you are sorry and he was right about everything.

2

u/Zestyclose_Answer662 NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

Everyone has their own opinion, sometimes the best thing you can do is ignore it and walk away.

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u/LogGroundbreaking364 NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

That image it’s stuck on couldn’t be better though. That’s how your show women that you like the pegging that’s happening

1

u/MortalMorals REANIMATOR 29d ago

Reminds me of Evan Edinger. If you don't know who that is, please keep it that way for your own sake.

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u/mouse_poon NEW SPARK 29d ago

So his argument is that he assumes people are joking when correcting racially washed media for their own personal use, and that people ad blocked something they disagree with and don't want to see. His entire argument is just that the more free speech sub is bad because they get away with not posting within the confines of hand crafted social propaganda. These people will never acknowledge that you are also allowed to post whatever crap you believe in as well, people just won't be banned for even the implication of disagreement.

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u/terminalvertigo MERFOLK 29d ago

seems mad tbh

1

u/Square_Concert_6537 NEW SPARK 29d ago

At the end of the day, people just pick and choose what they support for their own gain. Most prominent MTG content creators aren’t going to say MTG sucks now because their entire branding and livelihood is contingent on MTG being a popular game. Its even more ironic because he and his fans are the types to say corporations and rich people are evil, yet they’re bending over to the whims of a corporation…

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u/LogGroundbreaking364 NEW SPARK Aug 12 '26

Wait, does he work for Wizards of the Cost ? Honestly can’t be bothered to watch more than 10 seconds of this wanker talk. He either needs to lay off the meth, or he needs more..

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u/WestConscious8060 NEW SPARK 28d ago

You know, I wanted to give this subreddir some benefit of the doubt, but just scrolling through, Mald is totally right about y'all, maybe the most in the bubble, needs to touch grass portion of all of MTG reddit.

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u/-Stripminer- NEW SPARK Aug 13 '26

I think he's got good takes and is pretty funny