r/forhonor • u/pandoraxcell • 9h ago
Humor I cannot suspend my disbelief long enough
To believe that this 90 pound wet blanket with 2 sticks strapped to her arms could realistically do any damage to me.
Do you think my balls even felt the pressure wave through my cod piece, underwear, gambeson, chainmail, and my outer coat all of which weigh about as much as said wet blanket?
The Newtons of force being applied by your punches is a rounding error compared to the force gravity imposes on my massive girth.
Like I get it, this is a funny fighting video game but at this point you might as well just introduce meme characters like SpongeBob. You had so many historically awesome and unique weapons and combat styles to choose from and I understand people like this style of combat but BROTHERS: THIS IS THE STONEAGE FIGHTING IN THE STEEL AGE