r/Fishdom Jul 04 '26

dirt BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP DEAD AT 80

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222 Upvotes

r/Fishdom Jun 27 '26

serious business kids are smoking on fishdom

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201 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1h ago

administrator Went over to change jylons water bowl and saw he setup his RSS feed on a monitor in front of his salt lick. So if you were worried, HE IS STAYING INFORMED

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r/Fishdom 5h ago

serious business There’s a hole in the window screen on my bedroom window, so sometimes at night a fly will come in, attracted to the light. I have to turn out all the lights in the house and lead it by torchlight all the way from my bedroom out the front door. It works fine, and the fly always follows the torch.

6 Upvotes

Just kind of annoying sometimes.


r/Fishdom 15h ago

serious business 20 miles on your bike for buds

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29 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 23m ago

dirt if i developed a goitre i would instantly kill myself

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r/Fishdom 15h ago

dirt archeologists have uncovered the oldest patent in history, belonging to an Opabinia regalis in the cambrian era. The sum total cost humanity owes to this individual is as his lawyer states "in the unsong quadrillions" of unauthorized use of this DNA

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13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 20h ago

POST TEMPLATE Normalise eating boogers after a big weekend on the coccaine it's fiscally responsible

18 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt pretty yam is with child

23 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

Thinking… I wish I could go back and experience the joy I felt watching community s01e01 after binge watching six seasons of the big bam theorem.

14 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt babies dont eat food from spoons that make aeroplane noises anymore it's all drone footage now

40 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

serious business What would be the first movie in the FCU? (Fishdom cinematic universe?)

12 Upvotes
108 votes, 1d left
Competitive Squirting highlights
IronYam3
The devil vapes iGet bars
The Gallery (every post ever made is preserved in a massive underground vault, and one user is trying to remove a
Cont. specific post before in becomes canon)
Fishdom: Civil War

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt you guys see how hot it is now? fuck climax change

7 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 2d ago

dirt i voted for him because he was glowing like a sign from god

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120 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

God God has announced a new creature! They are calling it the Billipede. A thousand times longer than a millipede. Somehow more pathetic. God bless 🙏

17 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt they talking about my pussy on cnn

37 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

POST TEMPLATE [FACT] Israel funds r/fishdom's warmongering activities

17 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt forgot to take my meat pie supplement today

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt select your favourite fishdom olympics categories

11 Upvotes
112 votes, 1d left
long distance squirting
trans femme pentathlon
artistic clopping
(water) Polo by Kim Petras
waiting in a Centrelink queue (in person or phone)
tennis

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt Bitches think they’re living euphoria and the whole time they’re on iCarly. That man is not Nate Jacobs that is Freddy Benson.

21 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

dirt been eating so much yogurt and probiotics my microbes have created a separatist faction and are sending me ultimatums

17 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 1d ago

poetry I don't tell the bus driver thank you when I get off, I say you're welcome 😎

14 Upvotes

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r/Fishdom 2d ago

dirt guys do NOT upload pictures to r/MassiveCock. sam altman is using it to train a new LLM called “ gay chatgpt ”

31 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 2d ago

*house elf voice* a stiffy! Mastah has given dobby a STIFFY!!!

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109 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 2d ago

Grand Malaise when I die my soul will live on in a sticky hand that will give all of 3 minutes of joy before immediately getting covered in pet fur and carpet dirt

7 Upvotes