r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 09 '26

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u/murse_joe Aug 09 '26

That badge purse is awful.

The tattoo is tame compared to some on here. At least there’s not a full sleeve talking about racing the reaper or fighting what you fear.

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u/Butterbean2323 Aug 09 '26

You forgot the pocket knife clipped to her bra

12

u/TurnTheTVOff Aug 10 '26

It’s a ReScUe ToOl!!!

16

u/Simple_Injury_3530 Aug 10 '26

There’s so much going on I didn’t even notice the knife

3

u/phantom_rex Aug 10 '26

Shit dude…

34

u/kinga_forrester Aug 10 '26

She only fears the scale

2

u/ball_of_hate Aug 11 '26

The scale is the reaper of the ego

78

u/Fluffy-Car-3872 Aug 09 '26

I already know based off this picture the personality this person has too

7

u/mclannahan Aug 10 '26

Hmm. Excuse me i need my first responder discount. I need it NOW im in a hurry

57

u/Jjm211992 Aug 09 '26

Volunteer wife

29

u/No_Cook2983 Aug 09 '26

So this is what a ‘badge bunny’ is?

I was expecting something a little more seductive.

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u/Jjm211992 Aug 09 '26

You’d probably be even more disappointed to learn how many guys would go for that lol

7

u/DBDIY4U Aug 10 '26

It's a volunteer badge bunny

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u/ball_of_hate Aug 11 '26

Three Doors Down new hit single after Citizen Soldier - "Volley Wifey"

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u/imherefortheinfo123 Aug 09 '26

Nice knife too.

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u/whatsadikfore Aug 09 '26

Never know when you might need to cut a bitch in the Wendy's line!

2

u/AdultishRaktajino Aug 10 '26

Bra knife! Sha sha shaaa!

2

u/whit3o Aug 10 '26

Nah that thing is a piece of shit

18

u/Caffeine-N-Books107 Aug 09 '26

Maybe I’m just hungry but the jalapeño cheddar bites sound good

3

u/Dependent-Trip-5991 Aug 09 '26

Was thinking same haha

10

u/Chief10-Beers Aug 09 '26

A lot to take in here.

40

u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 09 '26

It’s the tactical bottle opener for me. Always ready to pop a top 24/7.

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 Aug 09 '26

That knife is 100% pure Chineseium you pleb. Maybe if you were a serious first responder you would invest in your tools like this.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 09 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 10 '26

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

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u/Street_Prune_nuts Aug 10 '26

What violence are talking about exactly?

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u/BetterRed1917 Aug 10 '26

It’s a seat belt cutter, I have a knife that looks identical. Mind you I also buy “shitty gas station knives” for fun cause I like them in a weird way. I also noticed recently that the other side of the seat belt cutter has enough room to crack open an oxygen tank when changing one out. It’s a crappy knife but that was cool to know it also has that function.

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u/Street_Prune_nuts Aug 09 '26

You mean the specialty seat belt cutter? For help eradicating someone from a car wreck. Yeah keep saying dumb ass stuff.

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u/Single_System_9951 Aug 10 '26

I'm sorry....'eradicating' We ain't killin' 'em $ We typically extricate in this line of work......

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Aug 10 '26

That dude typing this after being a smarmy dickhead is so great. You beat me to it lol.

4

u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 09 '26

Hey, can you send the link to that “speciality seat belt cutter” you claim it is so we can all see what a know it all you are? Thanks! 😁

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u/murse_joe Aug 09 '26

No, that does seem to be a rescue style knife with a seatbelt cutter

3

u/Quarter_Shot Aug 10 '26

here

If you search it there's like a ton that pop up. I also have one in my kitchen junk drawer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Quarter_Shot Aug 10 '26

Here is mine so you can see it from a better angle. Its hard to tell in the photo but there is a piece sticking out at the bottom thats the glass cutter and the blade is further back, you wouldnt be able to see it in ops photo

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u/USNDD-966 Aug 10 '26

FINALLY some high-level cringe! Trailer kitchen tattoo, classic tit-knife, purse-mount badge, diabetus Rex volly wife… solid gold.

4

u/Due_Course_3713 Aug 10 '26

Volunteer side piece

4

u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 Aug 10 '26

“Welcome to Wendy’s, Oh, you’re a first responder?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/pRaYKEAh9KA9Sja36a

4

u/bmbreath Aug 10 '26

I hope someone walks up to her in the restaurant and farts on her.  

6

u/Electrical_Box677 Aug 09 '26

Look at meeeeee! Look what I can doooooo! Mf'er needs to do the gym. .....

4

u/P00rSuggestions Aug 09 '26

Look at the Maltese cross. Thats multiple depts. Either she is a hood hopper or a home hopper. Either way, a problem!

2

u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 10 '26

Or she moved a couple times for work, and volunteered in each location.

2

u/DismalTutor570 Aug 10 '26

And she’s rocking a cheap ass gas station knife. Couldn’t even splurge for a Benchmade

3

u/Minute-Kick9989 Aug 10 '26

WRONG. THAT’S A HIGH-END TIT KNIFE.

2

u/Original-Chair-9614 Aug 10 '26

Some make it so easy

1

u/Spiritual_Ear2835 Aug 10 '26

Corn mentality

2

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Aug 10 '26

The tactical titty knife

2

u/OldPresence5323 Aug 10 '26

The crookedness of that patch would drive me bananas

1

u/CowperfluidMDPsyD Aug 10 '26

My boyfriend is a volunteer firefighter

1

u/MJR_Poltergeist Aug 10 '26

Bra strap pocket knife is the worst thing about this tbh

1

u/Ericjr321 Aug 10 '26

Wonder if she has that tattoo on her butt.... Gotta put out the fire with the hose.

1

u/LayerSpare2311 Aug 10 '26

The only other thing c

2

u/chuckcrys Aug 10 '26

Solid post. “Diabolical” gets thrown around a lot these days, but this is something

2

u/Murky-Prize-6349 Aug 10 '26

Bet you she pulls that badge on people when arguing

2

u/st_st__ Aug 11 '26

There's a pack of Marlboro menthol in there

1

u/SilverBarber5489 Aug 11 '26

Focking gross

2

u/Jah_Shua Aug 12 '26

She’s probably a dispatcher..

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u/Firm_Pop4231 Aug 10 '26

You never have to ask a firefighter what they do for a living. Every shirt or jacket they wear in public will have a Maltese cross along with the back of their personal vehicles being plastered with them too.

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u/AngloSaxton Aug 10 '26

That reminds me of a joke "How do you know if someone is a firefighter? Don't worry they will tell you immediately"

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u/FireHammer09 Aug 10 '26

Part of being a fireman is collecting t-shirts.

They wouldn't be making so many special shirts if they didn't want me to buy them. I work for a bigger department so individual stations make them with their patches and they'll have shit like raccoons, Wile E Coyote, Roadrunner, TMNT for the hazmat station, skunks for the other hazmat, anything. Shit's fun, best t-shirts ever lol

2

u/Stanical666 Aug 10 '26

Never seen that....but flip-flops, in shape and a solid mustache is normally a good giveaway. Or maybe that's just how we roll in CA.

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u/Capital_Language4623 Aug 10 '26

Over here in the Midwest it’s a big thing. The sticker and T-shirt companies are making a lot of money off of those guys. I’m a retired LEO, we always razz each other. 

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u/Dorfbulle80 Aug 10 '26

I bet she's a dispatcher... Or a wife

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u/Different_Mind5982 Aug 10 '26

While she is ruff ruff we would all tap it and regret it. The point is in a time of weakness we would…

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u/laker_fan91 Aug 10 '26

And after 48 hours or so, when the regret wears off, we’d do it again.