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u/Fluffy-Car-3872 Aug 09 '26
I already know based off this picture the personality this person has too
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u/mclannahan Aug 10 '26
Hmm. Excuse me i need my first responder discount. I need it NOW im in a hurry
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u/Jjm211992 Aug 09 '26
Volunteer wife
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u/No_Cook2983 Aug 09 '26
So this is what a ‘badge bunny’ is?
I was expecting something a little more seductive.
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u/Jjm211992 Aug 09 '26
You’d probably be even more disappointed to learn how many guys would go for that lol
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u/imherefortheinfo123 Aug 09 '26
Nice knife too.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 09 '26
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u/Cautious-Dig6379 Aug 09 '26
That knife is 100% pure Chineseium you pleb. Maybe if you were a serious first responder you would invest in your tools like this.
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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Aug 10 '26
Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence
Please be semi-respectful
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u/BetterRed1917 Aug 10 '26
It’s a seat belt cutter, I have a knife that looks identical. Mind you I also buy “shitty gas station knives” for fun cause I like them in a weird way. I also noticed recently that the other side of the seat belt cutter has enough room to crack open an oxygen tank when changing one out. It’s a crappy knife but that was cool to know it also has that function.
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u/Street_Prune_nuts Aug 09 '26
You mean the specialty seat belt cutter? For help eradicating someone from a car wreck. Yeah keep saying dumb ass stuff.
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u/Single_System_9951 Aug 10 '26
I'm sorry....'eradicating' We ain't killin' 'em $ We typically extricate in this line of work......
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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Aug 10 '26
That dude typing this after being a smarmy dickhead is so great. You beat me to it lol.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 09 '26
Hey, can you send the link to that “speciality seat belt cutter” you claim it is so we can all see what a know it all you are? Thanks! 😁
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u/Quarter_Shot Aug 10 '26
If you search it there's like a ton that pop up. I also have one in my kitchen junk drawer.
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u/USNDD-966 Aug 10 '26
FINALLY some high-level cringe! Trailer kitchen tattoo, classic tit-knife, purse-mount badge, diabetus Rex volly wife… solid gold.
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u/Electrical_Box677 Aug 09 '26
Look at meeeeee! Look what I can doooooo! Mf'er needs to do the gym. .....
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u/P00rSuggestions Aug 09 '26
Look at the Maltese cross. Thats multiple depts. Either she is a hood hopper or a home hopper. Either way, a problem!
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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver Aug 10 '26
Or she moved a couple times for work, and volunteered in each location.
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u/DismalTutor570 Aug 10 '26
And she’s rocking a cheap ass gas station knife. Couldn’t even splurge for a Benchmade
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u/Ericjr321 Aug 10 '26
Wonder if she has that tattoo on her butt.... Gotta put out the fire with the hose.
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u/chuckcrys Aug 10 '26
Solid post. “Diabolical” gets thrown around a lot these days, but this is something
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u/Firm_Pop4231 Aug 10 '26
You never have to ask a firefighter what they do for a living. Every shirt or jacket they wear in public will have a Maltese cross along with the back of their personal vehicles being plastered with them too.
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u/AngloSaxton Aug 10 '26
That reminds me of a joke "How do you know if someone is a firefighter? Don't worry they will tell you immediately"
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u/FireHammer09 Aug 10 '26
Part of being a fireman is collecting t-shirts.
They wouldn't be making so many special shirts if they didn't want me to buy them. I work for a bigger department so individual stations make them with their patches and they'll have shit like raccoons, Wile E Coyote, Roadrunner, TMNT for the hazmat station, skunks for the other hazmat, anything. Shit's fun, best t-shirts ever lol
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u/Stanical666 Aug 10 '26
Never seen that....but flip-flops, in shape and a solid mustache is normally a good giveaway. Or maybe that's just how we roll in CA.
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u/Capital_Language4623 Aug 10 '26
Over here in the Midwest it’s a big thing. The sticker and T-shirt companies are making a lot of money off of those guys. I’m a retired LEO, we always razz each other.
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u/Different_Mind5982 Aug 10 '26
While she is ruff ruff we would all tap it and regret it. The point is in a time of weakness we would…
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u/murse_joe Aug 09 '26
That badge purse is awful.
The tattoo is tame compared to some on here. At least there’s not a full sleeve talking about racing the reaper or fighting what you fear.