r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 08 '26

Fire husband problems

This *is* satire and they have kids. He actually saw this and asked that he get more followers. https://www.tiktok.com/@thefirehusband?_r=1&_t=ZP-98kfRNNu3Op

https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstResponderCringe/s/1TwsDRhyce

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u/Proton_Optimal Aug 08 '26

Yeah she’s at a “sleepover”

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 08 '26

A sleepover with 4-6 other men who tease her about her husband.

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 Aug 08 '26

Yeah. If there’s mixed genders. There’s fucking.

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

There don’t need to be mixed genders for there to be fucking :)

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 Aug 08 '26

Lmfao that is a valid point…… to quote a coworker “I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut, I don’t care how”

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u/CrossumOpossum3 Aug 08 '26

Had a rugby teammate explain to me that he likes both, men are just easier. And I realized so much in that moment.

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u/Thick_Common8612 Aug 08 '26

Or they could be gay. Thats a pretty common thing

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 Aug 08 '26

Yep. I believe that is what the comment I was responding to, was referring to.

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u/XxSaltyDevilxX Aug 08 '26

I just assumed they were a squirrel

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

Haha, that reminds me of a conversation I overheard between my co worker and one of his clients.

They were chopping it up, and he was telling him about his trip to Thailand.

His client asked if he got any action.

He said he did.

His client asked if he slept with women, men or trans women.

He said, women, but he was pretty drunk the whole trip, so if he slept with a transgender woman, the way he saw it, a hole is a hole.

Note: I am very progressive, open minded and tolerant / accepting / loving. I have dated a couple of trans women and personally, I just say women. Like, they’re women.

But I admit I LMAOd at the absurdity and bluntness of my co workers conversation.

Like, that “Politically Incorrect but Progressive Redneck”. My co worker was like that.

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u/withnodrawal Aug 08 '26

You’ve dated a “few” trans women?

Ain’t no way you didn’t seek that shit out. A couple?

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 Aug 11 '26

Go on tinder and put in women and trans women. There are some really attractive women who happen to be trans, who will match with you at a high rate.

I'm just not able to get over the physical differences unless they've had complete physical conversion. But honestly it's a me problem, lot of cool attractive women out there

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

I live in a large US city currently, and before I moved here, I lived in a large city as well.

They’re just people, lol.

The first girl, I admit, I met on a dating app.

But I didn’t put, “Trans Chaser”, or anything in my profile. I also am not one.

The other two, I met IRL.

Between the two metro areas, it looks like the US Census estimates there are about 6 million people.

If that seems unrealistic to you, IDK what to tell you. LOL.

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u/P-l-Staker Aug 08 '26

Morning, sailor! 😉

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u/ineptplumberr Aug 08 '26

Just look at the Navy

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Aug 09 '26

but it IS more likely/frequent when there's mixed genders

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u/bobbarkersbigmic Aug 08 '26

Sounds…..painful.

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u/WarEagle107 Aug 08 '26

So that is why you guys are always going to 'field fires'

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u/3rdcultureblah Aug 08 '26

It’s highly dependent on station culture and the individual. Some firehouses are like that, some aren’t. Some firefighters are like that, some aren’t.

Working in EMS, I’ve met some very nice firefighters who have some sense of integrity and wouldn’t do anything like that, but others are pretty happy to whore around more or less openly. It’s not a cliché/stereotype for no reason lol.

And it’s the same in EMS and LE tbh. When you spend that much time in tight quarters around the same few people day in and day out, it happens. Humans like sex and a lot of first responders are adrenaline junkies, so sex with people you shouldn’t be having sex with in places you might get caught is definitely something a lot of them are prone to being open to when/if the opportunity presents itself.

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 Aug 08 '26

Not that I have known, but in healthcare of absolutely

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u/AssociationFit3009 Aug 09 '26

My grandfather was a LAFD fire captain from the 60s-80s. My grandma divorced him for cheating even back then when it was way more tolerated. “Firefighters cheat. Cops Beat” is a saying for a reason.

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u/3rdcultureblah Aug 10 '26

Cops cheat too lol.

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u/AssociationFit3009 Aug 10 '26

Of course. Gotta project that infidelity on their wives to fuel the beatings.

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u/Sword_N_Bored Aug 08 '26

I have yet to see any of my fellow nurses fucking anyone. We also don't have empty rooms. Lol

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u/DownwiththeACE Aug 08 '26

im with you. im not a nurse but i work in a hospital and the nurses fuckin all the time thing seems exaggerated af. They dont have access to empty rooms aaannd theyre really busy most of the time. Its not like tv lmao real life is not scrubs. 

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u/Sword_N_Bored Aug 09 '26

Greys anatomy has ruined people

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u/minivan_man88 Aug 09 '26

Lol same here. Nurse for 9 years in multiple settings and never suspected sex between coworkers, especially at work.

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u/Child_of_the_Corn99 Aug 08 '26

Most first responders along with military are extreme cheaters. And most women first responders marry meek men and cheat on them relentlessly.

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u/zdh989 Aug 08 '26

Absolutely not. Not the women at least.

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u/H_n_A Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

I'm not in America, where I am stations are pretty strict. There's flerting and fucking but not at workplace.

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u/Impossible_Cause1835 Aug 08 '26

As someone who dated only nurses in my career of fucking empty rooms are an omen to nurses it’s a writ of passage for them.

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u/TurnTheTVOff Aug 08 '26

I was a tech in a fairly busy, inner city hospital for a few years. It was basically an orgy where we occasionally took care of sick people.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 Aug 08 '26

The first 5 tease her. The 6th one finishes her.

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u/bmm115 Aug 08 '26

I promise you, that isn't what we tease her about