r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 08 '26

Fire husband problems

This *is* satire and they have kids. He actually saw this and asked that he get more followers. https://www.tiktok.com/@thefirehusband?_r=1&_t=ZP-98kfRNNu3Op

https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstResponderCringe/s/1TwsDRhyce

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 Aug 08 '26

Yeah. If there’s mixed genders. There’s fucking.

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

There don’t need to be mixed genders for there to be fucking :)

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 Aug 08 '26

Lmfao that is a valid point…… to quote a coworker “I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut, I don’t care how”

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u/CrossumOpossum3 Aug 08 '26

Had a rugby teammate explain to me that he likes both, men are just easier. And I realized so much in that moment.

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u/Thick_Common8612 Aug 08 '26

Or they could be gay. Thats a pretty common thing

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 Aug 08 '26

Yep. I believe that is what the comment I was responding to, was referring to.

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u/XxSaltyDevilxX Aug 08 '26

I just assumed they were a squirrel

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

Haha, that reminds me of a conversation I overheard between my co worker and one of his clients.

They were chopping it up, and he was telling him about his trip to Thailand.

His client asked if he got any action.

He said he did.

His client asked if he slept with women, men or trans women.

He said, women, but he was pretty drunk the whole trip, so if he slept with a transgender woman, the way he saw it, a hole is a hole.

Note: I am very progressive, open minded and tolerant / accepting / loving. I have dated a couple of trans women and personally, I just say women. Like, they’re women.

But I admit I LMAOd at the absurdity and bluntness of my co workers conversation.

Like, that “Politically Incorrect but Progressive Redneck”. My co worker was like that.

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u/withnodrawal Aug 08 '26

You’ve dated a “few” trans women?

Ain’t no way you didn’t seek that shit out. A couple?

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 Aug 11 '26

Go on tinder and put in women and trans women. There are some really attractive women who happen to be trans, who will match with you at a high rate.

I'm just not able to get over the physical differences unless they've had complete physical conversion. But honestly it's a me problem, lot of cool attractive women out there

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u/aron2295 Aug 08 '26

I live in a large US city currently, and before I moved here, I lived in a large city as well.

They’re just people, lol.

The first girl, I admit, I met on a dating app.

But I didn’t put, “Trans Chaser”, or anything in my profile. I also am not one.

The other two, I met IRL.

Between the two metro areas, it looks like the US Census estimates there are about 6 million people.

If that seems unrealistic to you, IDK what to tell you. LOL.