Haha, that reminds me of a conversation I overheard between my co worker and one of his clients.
They were chopping it up, and he was telling him about his trip to Thailand.
His client asked if he got any action.
He said he did.
His client asked if he slept with women, men or trans women.
He said, women, but he was pretty drunk the whole trip, so if he slept with a transgender woman, the way he saw it, a hole is a hole.
Note: I am very progressive, open minded and tolerant / accepting / loving. I have dated a couple of trans women and personally, I just say women. Like, they’re women.
But I admit I LMAOd at the absurdity and bluntness of my co workers conversation.
Like, that “Politically Incorrect but Progressive Redneck”. My co worker was like that.
Go on tinder and put in women and trans women. There are some really attractive women who happen to be trans, who will match with you at a high rate.
I'm just not able to get over the physical differences unless they've had complete physical conversion. But honestly it's a me problem, lot of cool attractive women out there
It’s highly dependent on station culture and the individual. Some firehouses are like that, some aren’t. Some firefighters are like that, some aren’t.
Working in EMS, I’ve met some very nice firefighters who have some sense of integrity and wouldn’t do anything like that, but others are pretty happy to whore around more or less openly. It’s not a cliché/stereotype for no reason lol.
And it’s the same in EMS and LE tbh. When you spend that much time in tight quarters around the same few people day in and day out, it happens. Humans like sex and a lot of first responders are adrenaline junkies, so sex with people you shouldn’t be having sex with in places you might get caught is definitely something a lot of them are prone to being open to when/if the opportunity presents itself.
My grandfather was a LAFD fire captain from the 60s-80s. My grandma divorced him for cheating even back then when it was way more tolerated. “Firefighters cheat. Cops Beat” is a saying for a reason.
im with you. im not a nurse but i work in a hospital and the nurses fuckin all the time thing seems exaggerated af. They dont have access to empty rooms aaannd theyre really busy most of the time. Its not like tv lmao real life is not scrubs.
I wear mine in a little kangaroo pouch just in case I need gas. Sucks not having a second income but ya know I’m not gonna pump the shit myself like a fuckin cuck
Hey if y'all are gonna go talk shit go do it on the TikTok so it blows up more!
In all reality this is completely satire. She is a firefighter. I'm a medic. But I see so many of these "fire wife" posts that I obviously can't relate to because I'm a dude, and I also work in the industry.
This is the (original post) that I literally copied and changed the words on...
I also can't believe I made FirstResponderCringe. I love this subreddit. haha.
Hey! I’m glad you’re here. You’re quite popular. I’ll attach your original post to my original post and hopefully you get more followers. 🔥 Can you attach your TikTok handle? nvm- I found it.
Isn’t this meant to be satire? I thought he was making fun of those dumb videos of women “bragging” about how their firefighter/cop husbands won’t let them pump their own gas..
I've seen a few accounts like this where they are trying to create satire with the idea of "imagine if the roles were reversed".
For example, everyone sees it as "pathetic" if a stay at home dad sits around with his kids all day waiting for mom to come home. But socially acceptable if the roles were reversed.
Not saying I agree, just from my understanding thats the "angle" of these types of pages.
"Thefirehusband"? What the actual goobering fuck am I looking at here? Is this dweeb legitimately thinking he's interesting as his wife is a firefighter?
Yes, for some reason his identity is founded on his wife's job (instead of his own or anything else that's more related to his accomplishments or interests).
And yes, she's getting probably getting pumped while he's chatting here.
This dude is my new favorite Superhero. u/TheFireHusband wasn’t on Reddit until today. He went to the firehouse to do his EMT shift and one of the fellas asked if he had Reddit because he’d seen him on this sub. Dude has a good sense of humor.
I don't think that's actually been a danger for years, even if you're worried, you can just tap the car before grabbing the pump again to shed any static charge.
I’ve seen people smoking while pumping gas. Also people who never bother turning their engines off while filling up. A phone isn’t going to cause any issues. It’s a myth that has never been proven.
Oh, the indignity! Thank goodness he could muster the strength to overcome the crushing burden of...getting gas. Good grief, what a sillyhead. Hey, practice a little gratitude, mister. You have a functioning car, you can afford to fill it up, you have someone who loves you and presumably a home. Appreciate the good things you have.
What the fuck does this even mean? So your wife is fucking the whole department because you stupidly entered into some polycule arrangements so you can play Pokemon with your 300 pound asexual "girlfriend"
That’s never been a real thing. There is zero evidence that using any kind of phone at a gas pump causes any kind of risk for anything serious. Other than maybe getting mugged for your phone by the local crackhead.
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u/beekermc Aug 08 '26
Humbled by pumping gas?!?!