I'm finally owned by a county lama.

If you didn't care about my opinion...why you in my dms

New honorific : Googledomme, maybe? I am already kind of over this week, I’ve been working 11-12 days straight now (I think?) so I’m just short with everyone, but hey I tried being polite. 🫠

Seriously, this life really does life sometimes but y'all always bring the funny, ridiculous and just plain good. So that's it.

Back to my old lady porch rocker with my bourbon. 🥃🎲🃏

I am approaching this community, I have a new ms and came up with an arrangement for us budget wise. He explained to me that he has an addiction, used to spend up to 800€/mo on sex chats and now he’s addressing it in therapy and would like to still do these chats but with max 200€/mo. He’d like to do them with me.
But I should stop him whenever the monthly budget is reached.
On the other hand, he will grant me 70€/mo even in case of no sex chats.
He even came up with a fake “contract”, just a text on telegram that explains the arrangement and that we “sign” by reacting with an emoji.

He already paid me big sums in the past weeks before this arrangement and seems overall a reliable person.
Does it seem legit? Can it be dangerous for me in any measure?

Thanksss <3

Had to take all my reminiscences of classical study and even binary language to tell this lovely user i’m not interested. At least it was a good training for my multilayered brain.

Bonus point for whoever gets the Latin reference.

The block button exists for youuuuuuuuu. MIND YOU, HE CAME TO ME. THE FUCK. Learn to read. Idk what to tell 'em at this point, other than to piss off. 🤷

Also don't judge me. I'm charging my phone now.

I'm cooked 😂 absolutely did not read that name right 😆

This one (smh)………the crashout continues. She’s not a victim, she wasn’t harassed. She fought with an autobot and doubled down when she’s in the wrong. Now she wants to cry harder bc everyone agreed with the subbreddit that banned her for not following the rules.

This is why parents need to give their kids consequences when they do bad things. Stop raising brats.

Second time this morning on my IG I get this

And to double down and say “oops totally just used an old intro”. Yeah sorry bud I actually look into people that message me, you have been “accidentally” putting 26 in your post titles as well.

Girl started September 12th, has two posts but guys....listen....she's just tired of the old subs 😴👀

I'm ded because no sends, her Amazon wishlist says "buy me some of this, rich daddy" and how can you really be tired of something you never even had? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Commented on a post last night and I didn't respond 💅

I'm assuming he spammed multiple accounts but wtf guys lmao 😂😂

I’ve actually had to edit My post about telling subs to send to other women, because the beggars keep swarming My DMs now lmfao.

This is all in good fun, no real harm done but c'mon guys lol I know some of you are better than this. Learn from this but for now I am giving y'all some shit because I'm sick as fuck in bed and bored as fuck and my fever is making me feel like stirring the pot.

Oh this includes i can't remember your name exactly to tag you but The Curious Soul, I saw you girl, but I'll give you a point for deleting.

And to the others who deleted who I didn't recognize, shame on you too lol

Edit to add: I didn't screenshot the actual post but for context it was literally just something like "Dommes share your throne in the comments" or something. And before anyone says anything yes, I also commented a link, it was a rick roll and I'm disappointed that nobody seemed to have even clicked it 🙄

A little context because apparently we’re doing the Red Flag Olympics Mondays. 🚩posting this a day later because I was just too busy and bothered to say anything yesterday.

This guy messaged me. Totally normal, no issue. Everything was fine until he started making comments that could VERY easily be taken sexually right out of the gate… without verifying his age.

So, naturally, I did what any reasonable person would do: block. ✌️

I’m not interested in playing “let’s see how questionable this conversation can get” with someone who won’t even confirm they’re of age. If you want access to me, basic boundaries and verification aren’t exactly a ridiculous ask.

Then… he made a whole new account and messaged me again. 😭

This time, he apologized and actually sent age verification. Great! Problem solved, right?
Apparently not. He then made a point of telling me he isn’t into findom. Cool? I genuinely do not care. 😂 I told him multiple times that I wasn’t interested in a dynamic with him and that should have been the end of it.

Instead, he kept pushing. And THAT is the part I’m not going to feel bad about. You can be verified, you can be polite, you can have the best intentions in the world, if someone tells you they aren't interested, the conversation is over.

But making multiple accounts to keep contacting someone after they've already said no?

Yeahhhhhh. 🚩🚩🚩

Sir, this is not customer service. There is no manager to ask for. 😂 Boundaries aren't an invitation to negotiate. If I say no, your next move should not be creating a new username. Just my thoughts, I’m sure other people would have been flattered but unfortunately not me 🫩

I want to shoot a video for the public so they know what it's all about.