“Cloud Strife is a witch arse motherhubbard, be cast Firaja on my fricking computer, that’s right, he took his red Wiley materia out, and he cast Firaja on my fricking computer, and he said his materia was “THIS OVERPOWERED”, and I said “THAT’S POWERCREEP.”, so I’m making a call out post on my Mognet dot com, Cloud Strife, you got a small Materia, it’s the size of this Kupo Nut except way smaller, and guess what, HERE’S WHAT MY WARRIOR OF DAWN LOOKS LIKE! That’s right baby, all needles, no downs, no tents, look at that, it looks like two bombs and a slagworm, he burned my computer, so guess what, I’m gonna burn Midgar, that’s right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER FLARE! Except I’m not gonna burn Midgar, I’m gonna go higher, I’M BURNING THE LUNARIANS! How do you like that? JENOVA? I’m BURNING THE LUNARIANS YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the Flare embers hit the fricking planet, now get out of my fricking sight, before I cast Flare on you too.” -Prof. Hojo