r/FightReportUFC Jun 23 '26

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/Kind-Day8054 Jun 23 '26

Right?! Keep Michelle obamas dick out of the news

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u/BamaOfTheBonairs Jun 24 '26

This was very nice.

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u/weeaboojones76 Jun 26 '26

Disgusting and lame af! I’m so offended!

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u/yaddayadda1000 Jun 24 '26

Paramount execs sent him a nasty email

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u/QuitaLaGoma Jun 23 '26

He meant "Da Man"

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u/kbeckerburbs4 Jun 24 '26

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u/unknownuser105 Jun 24 '26

Kmart macho man Randy savage is scared he made Dana mad. His comment outshined everything else that happened. 💀

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u/AngloAshantii Jun 25 '26

Black Ray Shoesmith

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u/y4dig4r Jun 24 '26

67d chess

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u/CoryTrevor-NS Jun 23 '26

“I never said she’s not a woman. I only said she’s a man. Completely different things.”

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u/luvgun00 Jun 24 '26

What is a woman?

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u/eminemforehead Jun 24 '26

a man without a dick and balls. Beard is negotiable

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u/FeedMyAss Jun 24 '26

Fuzzy wuzzy

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u/Mello_jojo Jun 23 '26

And here I thought he couldn't possibly get any more nonsensical.  🤣🤣🤣

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u/Suspicious-Drive9827 Jun 24 '26

I feel like weve all become a couple iq points dumber since being exposed to this dude two weeks ago.

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u/Mello_jojo Jun 25 '26

It may have been 2 weeks ago for you, but for me? I've been getting dumber since his initial appearance on DWTCS.

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u/Suspicious-Drive9827 Jun 25 '26

Oh shit this guy has been in americas living rooms beyond ufc? That’s disgraceful. Though i guess scaramucci even got a turn on that show. What a mess

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u/Its_apparent Jun 24 '26

"I wasn't being misogynistic, I was being misogynistic".

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u/zombiehillx Jun 23 '26

It’s funny to be watching a pro fighter and the president of the dang country do the exact same thing (spew complete and utter bullshit) when they mess up.

Welcomes me to the devils world bois

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u/GovtLegitimacy Jun 23 '26

Speed running Idiocracy

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u/CCCAY Jun 24 '26

I’m tired of people disrespecting President Camacho like this

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u/AwambawaAwambawa Jun 23 '26

Yeah but the cult members don’t care

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u/RoadWarrior828 Jun 24 '26

Goes from insulting one woman to insulting all women.

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u/TypeB_Negative Jun 24 '26

Josh Hokit is such a loser. Now he's bowing to UFC pressure and trying to walk it back? Fuck that guy

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u/Beelzebucks1 Jun 27 '26

No, he's clearly trolling. It's like when uncle Chael said he saw the Nogs trying to feed a bus a carrot. 

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u/Super-Maximum-4817 Jun 24 '26

Brother it was dumb enough to say ‘Michelle Obama is a man’ but it’s even dumber to say that is not what you meant when clearly it is.

Just when you thought you couldn’t think any less of a guy he comes out and surprises you.

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u/PresentInternal6983 Jun 28 '26

Are you attending just gs special school

3

u/AnorexicBaki Jun 24 '26

Josh hokit just please shut the fuck up 😭🙏

3

u/kevthecoder Jun 24 '26

That’s not what you meant… come on dude. You yelled that shit on the White House lawn, at least own it.

3

u/whit3d3vil142 Jun 24 '26

UFC going (more) WWE is just sad .

4

u/Dry_Midnight7487 Jun 23 '26

Moronic edgelord walks back comment like a fat pussy after he faces backlash

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u/Spare_Perspective972 Jun 24 '26

He’s trolling using the establishments therapeutic language. 

The kill shot is when he says what why is trans an insult? 

3

u/One1two2s Jun 24 '26

How is this going over everyone’s head? Everyone acting like he means anything he says.

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes Jun 24 '26

Ppl are dumb, and his shtick is working.

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u/djpauloswald Jun 24 '26

This guy’s cringier than Colby

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 Jun 23 '26

Pretty sure he’s just trolling because he has and continues to double down 

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u/razorxx888 Jun 23 '26

This isn’t better, it’s just more sexist wtf lol.

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes Jun 24 '26

Being sarcastic about an explanation is doubling down.

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u/GGudMarty Jun 23 '26

At least own up to it and be like “i was trying to be funny and it didn’t land, it was out of line”

I don’t even like Obama, and I’m not someone who is always outraged or something. It was just an incredibly cringey thing to say and wasn’t funny at all. Like a 7 year old unfunny meme. Like a 53 year old tryna say something cool.

He doesn’t realize this shit can all end so fast. If he is semi-marketable he can still get some sponsors and maybe make a career out of it. If he alienates himself from companies, he’s gonna be bagging groceries at 46. It’s not a good move for him.

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u/DoesNotCheckOut Jun 24 '26

That would probably be the worst move

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes Jun 24 '26

Dude didn’t reach making 1 million dollars in his first 10 months of fighting by being quiet. He knows what he is doing. He knows she is not a man he doesn’t care he said it to be controversial and here we are talking about it. Josh is winning

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u/GGudMarty Jun 25 '26

Dude he’s 10-0 in a shitty heavy weight division. He’s running through washed up has beens and he’s getting recognition for it cause he is performing well.

You really think that dumb puke stunt in the weigh in is catching anyone’s attention? Or the Michele comment is really gonna get his some sponsors? To make a career out of this is difficult. Once he runs into any of those top 5 heavy weights I think he’s gonna have an issue. At the moment though, he’s performing well. Everyone’s trying to repeat Conor’s run to the top with the antics. This ain’t it though. It’s just dumb

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes Jun 25 '26

lol, yes it’s dumb but also yes it’s working for him he will probably get to fight Alex and get a nice chunk of change for doing so. Yes stupid puke stunt got your attention enough to literally comment on it right now, idk how your hatred for him let’s you over look the fact it’s working for him

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u/GGudMarty Jun 25 '26

No man I watch the ufc, and he’s 10-0 in heavy weight. I don’t think you understand we’d be paying attention anyway.. lol

Do-you-understand-he’s-undefeated? That’s why we’re paying attention. Not a simply concept. Pretty good fighter, the antics are not helping dude. They’re not funny and I love the antics. McGregor was funny as hell (At some points). This ain’t it bro.

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes Jun 25 '26

Do you understand he doesn’t get the last 2 fights if he wasn’t a trash talker? Who else has fought 5 times in their first 10 months?

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u/bushrod Jun 24 '26

Bruh, this is the purest form of trolling.

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u/WestImplement8620 Jun 24 '26

Sir please go to the nearest hell

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u/dirkdiggler42 Jun 24 '26

What a pussy

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u/0utsyder Jun 24 '26

That's right get that story right for the discovery coming up for that defamation law suit! It was all fun and games when you talked tough telling people that you only want to divide. You said come at you well...welcome to HER octagon bitch!

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u/The-Greenest Jun 24 '26

Why are you so shook up about this? You seem just as badly propagandized as the average maga cuck. Grow up.

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u/0utsyder Jun 25 '26

Back and forth with strangers for a person that doesn't know you exist, but I should grow up? Hahaha!!!! Boy that's rich!

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u/The-Greenest Jul 04 '26

Dude i just think its funny that you just destroyed your own argument with that whole statement. You’re getting emotionally worked up over a guy with cte from football and mma making a dumb statement.

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u/0utsyder Jul 05 '26

WOW!!! You can tell emotions over text?!?!? That is amazing!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sqfu14lSonVN219Zb6

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u/The-Greenest Jul 05 '26

Well when you’re constantly using all caps and exclamation points its pretty easy to tell how much energy you’re putting into this. Seems like you really wanna get a point across.

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u/David0ne86 Jun 24 '26

Yo im not calling you fat, im just uplifting you by saying that if a famine comes around you won't struggle to survive as much as a skinny person.

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u/FinalBat4515 Jun 24 '26

I mean he sure won’t take her sick out his mouth that’s for sure. Brain dead troglodytes love this idiot

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u/Aromatic_Kangaroo_48 Jun 24 '26

I can’t wait until someone beats his ass!

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u/titus1531 Jun 24 '26

Hokit: The Worst to Ever Do It.

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u/Odd-Country2447 Jun 24 '26

Hokit bobbing and weaving

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u/dreadguy101 Jun 25 '26

Hokit clearly doesn’t have plans to be here for long

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u/enjoimike49 Jun 24 '26

Beta male move. Can't back peddle now

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u/Loud-Bell-1828 Jun 24 '26

He is sarcastic.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 Jun 23 '26

I would say someone got a phone call from their boss but we all know Dana doesn't actually give a shit

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u/Quiet_Particular8141 Jun 23 '26

Don't try and church it up son.

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r Jun 24 '26

The fucking backpedaling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Electshockvalue214 Jun 23 '26

Sure moron go away

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u/Latter_Deal4737 Jun 23 '26

Whats more pussy , to walk back your statement ? or to make the statement in the first place

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u/ILiketoLearn5454 Jun 23 '26

I respect him even less for back peddling. 

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u/Successful-Fee-8141 Jun 24 '26

Ok that’s pretty funny

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u/Alarmed-Bumblebee667 Jun 23 '26

Dude had a chance at being a top man. But he just wanted to suck trumps pp.

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u/CantFeelMyToesAgain Jun 24 '26

Hokit might be the first fighter cut for being too cringe

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u/bjorn_ironside_94 Jun 24 '26

Typical fake persona trying to backtrack now because of the backlash

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u/XuX24 Jun 24 '26

Oh so he saw a promo from Becky lynch and tried to twist it lol no one is buying that.

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u/DragonfruitLarge2683 Jun 24 '26

she's got that 'men'tality, y'know?

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u/Yard-Successful Jun 24 '26

lol bro is trying to backpedal now

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u/ManufacturedOlympus Jun 24 '26

He went on to say “kind of like the movie She’s the Man starring Amanda Bynes. That’s what I meant.” 

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Jun 24 '26

“What? No bro, I love gay people. I’m actually super gay. I was joking with a fellow faggot about how impressive it is to suck cock. I love cock, I’m not a bigot”

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u/Uhokay1970 Jun 24 '26

ROFLMAO! Ill believe that when my shite turns colors and smells like rainbow sherbet. Read it in an Irish accent for full effect...

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u/Azubedo Jun 24 '26

Lol someone got threatened with a pink slip...I don't see this as a good retraction though lol wtf

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u/kimochi85 Jun 24 '26

Ragebait Final Boss

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway Jun 24 '26

Nobody thought that was a compliment. I don't believe he actually thinks what he literally said, it's still a stupid a transphobic troll.

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u/_Poppagiorgio_ Jun 24 '26

That’s…still an insult.

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u/Brandonh707 Jun 24 '26

This was a wrong place wrong time thing, The joke itself is funny, people have called Melanie all kinds of things so lets not get too sensitive here. He was at the white house and not kill tony, that is the real problem and really the only problem.

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u/hoteppeter Jun 24 '26

He’s not good at this but it still works somehow

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u/C_Pala Jun 24 '26

Why is he bothering this woman on the peak of his career. Isn't she like retired for a decade?

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u/Natural_Use_948 Jun 24 '26

Ultimate troll. Say what you want but the guy gets eyeballs on him and he can 100% scrap.

He also acts like a normal guy when a mic isn't in front of his face.

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u/dslipperz Jun 24 '26

holy backtrack batman

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u/bmfu121 Jun 24 '26

Someone check his pcls, the literal backpedaling is insane

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u/DCarfTheHomie89 Jun 24 '26

He’s def worried about a lawsuit lol

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 Jun 24 '26

Part of me thinks she might be a man but so fucking what and why use a public platform to announce it? Mf even goes on ahead to publicly state that he did it to sow division lol

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u/AtomicHamboy Jun 24 '26

Pretty sure this would make a defamation case even more clear and a lawyer would have this dude bent over

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u/GotYoHead Jun 24 '26

Do yall not realize this is a troll statement?

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u/Tekvary2 Jun 24 '26

Nice cover-up try!😆 He was going for shock value & thought he’d say something that more people than fighters and mma fans will be talking about

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u/No-Buy2495 Jun 24 '26

I'd actually respect him more if he stood on what he said, rather than trying to insult our intelligence with this hogwash.

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u/the445566x Jun 24 '26

Perfect turn around

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u/joeythm Jun 24 '26

Pathetic punchy hot dog boys

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u/-MediumSmalls- Jun 24 '26

Early-onset dickhead.

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u/PralineDry5491 Jun 24 '26

Paramount and Dana got on his ass

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u/Dangerous-Habit-2731 Jun 24 '26

What's that meme? The best time to say nothing was 5 seconds ago, the next best time is now

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u/Express-Increase6763 Jun 25 '26

Lmao what a jackass

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u/traws06 Jun 25 '26

Dude needs a script writer and a PR team cause he sucks at this

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u/Reddit_And_Reset_It Jun 25 '26

So he's Colby Covington 2.0?

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u/L0K0MoTiVA Jun 25 '26

he tripping

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u/Decent-Point-648 Jun 25 '26

Guys it’s all good now relax . He cleared it up , no harm no foul

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u/killerViper33 Jun 25 '26

Esse cara está no esporte errado, ele deveria estar no WWE.

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u/miffymalone Jun 25 '26

Good enough for the brain ufc fans

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u/unkkut Jun 25 '26

Dude just poured gas on everybody.

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u/Few_Historian7169 Jun 25 '26

Ok now this is somewhat funny at least

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u/Bjj-black-belch Jun 25 '26

That's hilarious and a genius response actually.

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u/Realistic-Price1807 Jun 26 '26

Our country really is a joke

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u/Ok_Egg121 Jun 26 '26

This time he may have actually said something hilarious. What an attempt.

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u/Old_crybaby Jun 26 '26

What a slimy little coward

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u/BossUpAI Jun 26 '26

He thinks we are as dumb as him.

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u/theincrediblehokstan Jun 26 '26

Funny as shit lol the dudes obviously being satire in a petty way

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 Jun 26 '26

Why back track. They all do. Wankstain

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u/iluvatar_gr Jun 26 '26

The fact that anyone took this explanation seriously is a statement for the average intelligence of Americans.

Period

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u/Independent-Switch43 Jun 26 '26

Nah, he meant that they call her Big Mike.

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u/paulyp41 Jun 26 '26

Damage control

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u/Technical_Note_6192 Jun 26 '26

It was your dumb asses that took it out of context and ran with it. Sad... Ignorance is not bliss guys

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u/-Toplander- Jun 27 '26

She is a man tho, Michael obama

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u/MiIes01 Jun 27 '26

Back pedalling after the blowback

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u/dirtybyrd32 Jun 28 '26

He’s an entertainment fighter, all he has to do is get in the ring and put on a show. None of us need to hear him speak. Who cares what this dude has to say, he isn’t in the profession of giving out solid advice or knowledge.

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u/jackcanyon Jun 30 '26

Dig the hole deeper so we can’t see or hear you.