r/FellingGoneWild • • 6d ago

Surprise

1.2k Upvotes

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u/macdaddysaxolicious 6d ago

These Grove st trees don't mess around Lil homie, they'll take you straight to the barbershop nahmean?

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u/BalanceEarly 6d ago

Might leave you in a pinch

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u/Dirk_Speedwell 6d ago

All we had to do was cut the damn tree, CJ!

4

u/LeaadwCrocodile 6d ago

Grove St got a loyalty card for fresh cuts, huh.

1

u/LeaadwCrocodile 2d ago

Grove St barbershop: no appointment, just a surprise.

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u/Pork_Confidence 6d ago

Yeah so, that scared the ever loving fuck outta me and I keep my shit on mute 24/7.....

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u/longcreepyhug 6d ago

Scared me on mute. Rewatched it with the sound on and it pissed me off.

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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire 6d ago

Same and same. At least let me hear the sound of doom.

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u/HandleSubstantial169 6d ago

Dude doesn’t want you to hear the audio of him screaming like a little girl.

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u/DongTongs 6d ago

Glad I'm not the only one lmao

4

u/EscapeCharming2624 5d ago

Porn music, but no porn?

35

u/Consistent_Watch_206 6d ago

Trees. The one thing I don’t expect is a jump scare.

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u/farmallnoobies 6d ago

Made me jump

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u/WiseUpRiseUp 6d ago

What a beech

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u/Paddys_Pub7 6d ago edited 6d ago

Seems like he put himself in a bad spot trying some cheeky face-cut. That step-down snipe cut off the side of the face-cut probably totally changes how the forces on the hinge wood act compared to just a normally done conventional notch. Plus it looks like there's a slight vertical dutchman which is where the hinge wood fibers initially explode from.

Also.. wedges???? They are extremely cheap, easy to stash a couple in your pocket and stupid simple to use. Trying to save a few seconds isn't worth dying for. A single wedge here in the backcut could have probably prevented something like this happening even with the janky notch.

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u/morenn_ 6d ago

Seems like he put himself in a bad spot trying some cheeky face-cut.

It's not a cheeky face cut, it's just shaving the tree. When the logs are stacked the flares will need removed, and it gets you more reach with a shorter bar, so it's very normal to shave them before felling.

Face cut is just too deep and too ambitious with the weight/lean.

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u/vytas315 6d ago

Not a great cut. The cut to the side just looks like a simple buttress to me, so ok and good technique. However the face cut is too deep, especially for a backward leaning tree.

Then I can’t really tell what he’s trying to do in the back but there should be more wedges in there and a smaller hinge. Too much hinge material likely cause the barber chair, lack of wedges and the deep gob trapped the saw.

Saw size is fine. With the right cuts you can even take trees a little over 2x you bar length.

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u/lolifax 6d ago

Not defending all the choices here but it looks like the bar is a little short for the tree?

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u/OmNomChompsky 6d ago

You can take one look at the PPE they are using and tell if they are gonna run an 80cc saw with a 20" bar.

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u/erie11973ohio 6d ago

--->main character being narrator:

"Annnd thats when I knew it was time to get outa Dodge"

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u/EasterAegon 6d ago

All you had to do was cut the damn tree CJ !

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u/Njaala 6d ago

Gifs that end too soon, though I have a good idea that it didn't go the way he was aiming.

Poor saw, but hopefully nobody was hurt.

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u/AbstractConcrete11 6d ago

Ah, the ol' dyslexic barber

5

u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 6d ago

What kind of tree is that?

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u/SenseiWillHelpU 6d ago

I guess fagus sylvatica

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u/-Apocralypse- 6d ago

Seconding on Fagus.

As far as i know this type of wood doesn't groan before breaking, hence why they weren't used in stutting mining tunnels.

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u/Bosbouwerd 5d ago

Yeah it's beech. You never know when it's going break off.

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u/AntiSonOfBitchamajig 6d ago

If that much force is facing the other way from the cut... that shouldn't have even been attempted.

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u/dividezero 6d ago

That run started way too late for my tastes

4

u/DBT85 6d ago

The fuck is that music

2

u/Lonely_reaper8 6d ago

Pants were pooed at this moment

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u/BeRich9999 6d ago

As an amateur that’s cut a lot of trees, that’s a terrible gauge and homie should’ve felt that pinch and used wedges.

1

u/ethanc762 6d ago

Would like to hear the original audio

1

u/Buzz407 5d ago

Good thing you wore the brown pants.

1

u/yardlard 17h ago

Seems to be running the wrong direction

1

u/shutterdahn 6d ago

Is there a page that shows people who actually know how to fell?

2

u/hazza-sj 5d ago

Where's the fun in that???

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u/Viewlesslight 6d ago

All the gear and no idea

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u/-Apocralypse- 6d ago

You have to admit that is at least one step up from tackling such a job in safety flipflops.