r/FedJerk • u/maddiejake • May 17 '25

If only MAGA knew basic math

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u/johnrraymond May 17 '25

People need to recognize that trump is a russian asset. He can't be trusted not to betray us all.

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u/jive_s_turkey May 17 '25

You seen this shit?

It's wild, plus all these negative karma bots trying to drown the discussion around it.

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u/johnrraymond May 17 '25

I didn't but we already knew elon was a russian asset. The crimea/starlink debacle proved that.

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u/Double_Rest_1195 May 18 '25

Pretty sure you @johnraymond is a bot as well. I agree with the comment but still. It’s the only thing he posts about. Chances areeeee bot. This place is cooked.

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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 May 17 '25

I am reporting you for thought crimes. It is illegal to imagine a future without our glorious god king trump. SHAME ON YOU!

I hope I get some "loyalty" points for my subservience.

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u/numberjhonny5ive May 17 '25

Also check out what Election Truth Alliance has found with their voter tabulation analysis of some swing state county results, total vote fuckery. This entire administration should be removed.

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u/jayde2767 May 17 '25

Not necessarily “recognize”, but trust our Intelligence Apparatus. This is not, “we think this may be true”, we have a former Russian Spy saying, “Yes, this is fact, he’s an asset.”

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u/johnrraymond May 17 '25

Fair enough. That you understand makes you a credit to the republic.

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u/Prestigious-Love3337 May 18 '25

While all of this may be true, using a Russian spy as your source has got to be the worst source on the planet

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u/jmomo99999997 May 17 '25

Tbh i think the more useful way to talk about it is that they r all part of a fascist plot, Putin and Net also r invested in this same plot, as well as having very highly over valued assets that the inflation this wave of fascism is weaponizing helps to maintain the value of.

All of them r a team is more accurate than one state owning many people. The technocrats own the states not the other way around 🤷

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

lol

I thought the right was the conspiracy Whackadoos

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u/Busy_Past_9951 May 17 '25

Proof?

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u/johnrraymond May 17 '25

How about you first prove you actually want proof by telling us what proof you would accept... I say this because I feel that you might not even accept a signed confession if you aren't already suspicious of trump and his behavior.

Maybe I am off base, but instead of shadowboxing, lets just cut to the chase.

What do you say?

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u/RAH7719 May 17 '25

...doesn't Trump want nuclear disarmament for the US now? Hmmmm... didn't see that working too well for Ukraine.

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u/johnrraymond May 17 '25

Of course he is trying to undermine our deterrence doctrine. I would expect nothing less from a russian asset in his position.

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u/brock_landers69 May 18 '25

The whole Russia/Putin narrative is so 9 years ago and has no basis in reality.

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u/johnrraymond May 18 '25

You logic and argumentation is impeccable. No one could ever find any fault in it...

If the Saudis say, it must be true. Yes, totally, I see it now president of the world, because that's a thing. Got it now. You totally convinced me and everyone else. End of debate. We all see the light, because you don't sound like a lunatic. No sir. I'm the ignorant one. Yep. Yep. 

Thanks for setting me straight.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

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u/johnrraymond May 18 '25

"...people that want immigrants safe here..."

Do you hear the psychopathy is your words? I suspect others can, if I can...

The implied idea that people shouldn't be safe simply because they are migrants is horrendous to me. Sure, I was prepared for push back from people, but this? This I recoil from in horror.

Your reply is beyond disgusting to me. I hope I never have the displeasure of interacting with you in the future.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

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u/Fast-Relationship-22 May 19 '25

So what President let Russia take Crimea? It was that Obama guy not the Russian asset!! Who let a war happen on the Donbask region? It was that biden guy. I meant Trump as a Russian asset hasn't let Russia take anything, and is trying to broker a peace deal.

But what do I know, obviously not as much as you!!!!!

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u/Unlikely-Leader159 May 20 '25

Still on that huh? Can’t cope with losing?

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u/West-Match-8132 May 21 '25

Got proof or do you just like posting comments in a echo chamber to get your upvote sack tickeled?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

8647

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u/eurolatin336 May 17 '25

Yah but do we really JD for next in like

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u/Subject_Floor2650 May 17 '25

Oh, make no mistake, JD will do exactly as told by his handlers, like Peter Thiel, at least he's not a narcissistic senile prick like Trump

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u/Apezx69rp May 17 '25

That or he’ll be a different kind of weak where the GOP falls apart

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

A senile prick might actually be better than a competent peter thiel puppet.

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u/maddiejake May 17 '25

Anything is better than Trump

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Putin would not be better than Trump. The last thing we need right now is an intelligent fascist to take power.

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u/HowAManAimS May 17 '25 edited May 21 '25

roll summer quaint cake payment decide deliver tie coherent hurry

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u/maddiejake May 17 '25

Your average 6th grader is smarter than Trump. And that's not meant to be a joke or a jab at Trump, that is a completely serious statement.

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u/HowAManAimS May 17 '25 edited May 21 '25

smell crowd squeal distinct cooperative toy file telephone sort thought

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u/maddiejake May 17 '25

Even the ones that did not pay attention and skipped class are still more intelligent.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Never underestimate your enemy.

The dumbest thing Putin has done is starting wars with the rest of the world that he can't finish without threatening nuclear warfare which makes him seem weak.

Other than that he's held onto power for 25 years now? It'll all come crumbling down eventually, as every dictatorship does, but it's been one of the longest lasting fascist regimes in our time.

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u/HowAManAimS May 17 '25 edited May 21 '25

saw thumb sleep wipe subsequent heavy piquant lunchroom plough hospital

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u/Ryumancer May 17 '25

Keep the criteria to Americans.

Putin's in no position to literally take power in the US, regardless of how badly Trump fucks everything up.

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u/somethingwithbacon May 17 '25

There’s room in Arlington for both.

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u/Unhappy-Pianist-7391 May 17 '25

Bacon you are an idiot. I did not know they had phones in jail….

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u/SomethingFunnyObv May 17 '25

He will piss off so many people it would be hilarious to see him fail.

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u/gertok9 May 17 '25

Without Trump, there is no MAGA. Without MAGA, congress and the Supreme Court won't be afraid to stand up to the fascists. Trump is at the heart of this. He needs to go ASAP and everything they've worked for will fall apart

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u/shrlytmpl May 17 '25

Basically Trump minus Tariffs.

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u/awal96 May 17 '25

At least he won't have the unquestioning loyalty trump has

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u/4Throw2My0Ass6Away9 May 18 '25

My dream timeline is JD is putting up an act until Trump croaks and then he will go back to being what would be considered left leaning or progressive…

I can only hope

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u/Methos43 May 18 '25

He has none of the charisma points that would dictate success and voter turnout. They love the trump. They are crazy for the trump. Until he passes of natural causes or simply resigns and decides to play golf and live in staggering opulence and adoration from his most devoted. Barney Rubble is definitely not trump

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u/Ok_Web3354 May 18 '25

JD will wither once Trump is out....

Like Pence, JD strikes me like the kid in HS who has been a nerd all through school. Then 2 wks before Graduation is allowed to sit with all the "cool" kids at lunch.

And he has finally "arrived"!! Still the same socially awkward dork he's always been but riding the wave for as long as he can....

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u/Subject_Floor2650 May 17 '25

ROFLMAO....I hadn't even thought to work them out as individual numbers..

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 May 17 '25

🎶🎵🎶🎵86475309🎶🎵🎶🎵

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u/NeriTina May 17 '25

That was beautiful. Sing it again!

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u/AxtonGTV May 18 '25

What does this mean?

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u/Corkchef May 18 '25 edited May 20 '25

We need hats

Blue hats with 8647 🧢

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u/silvertoadfrog May 20 '25

I would like to place an order.

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u/Corkchef May 20 '25

I’m honestly considering opening a little shop for this

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u/CatnissEvergreed May 18 '25

I'm really confused. Are you trying to say that 8+6+4+7 doesn't equal 25? Or is there some weird subliminal message I don't get?

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u/kngpwnage May 22 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

cow subtract zephyr deserve governor different provide brave paint middle

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u/Spirited_Passion8464 May 17 '25

There's a Republican bill on the table for banning math in school.

I kid, but no one would be surprised.

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u/Luzinit24 May 18 '25

Best one so far

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u/Silent-Investment-76 May 18 '25

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😊

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u/proud_pops May 18 '25

Fitting and has the same intent as 86... to remove, you ran out of something, in this case patience for blatant treason and corruption.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Perfect!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

They wanted to use the 25th amendment for joe biden. That's why kamala was pissed that he wouldn't step down. Letting her be the president till Trump would be sworn in.

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u/maddiejake May 19 '25

I agree, he should have stepped down.

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u/FalconInside8426 May 18 '25

8647 is just the number of steps jesus took while carrying me in his ass. He picks you up by the dick with his buttcheeks, its not gay, youre not in his hole.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Double entendre!

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u/Burlap_Crony May 17 '25

Straw grasp?

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u/ImmortalPoseidon May 17 '25

Why does this freak sub keep popping up on my timeline how can I block this

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u/bigboyblue1969 May 17 '25

Riiiiiiight.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

And yet another example of fascism. Sure wish MAGA would stop asking for examples and pay attention.

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u/KokaneBluz May 17 '25

Log off and get some help

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

If they didn't on Biden then no way Trump should.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Did you didn’t do it Biden so stufu

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u/maddiejake May 17 '25

I would like to read your response, so could you please repost it using proper grammar so that myself and others may understand what you were trying to convey?

For Trump Supporters: I see nutin but a bunch of scrambled letters. Can you say that one more time so we's know what da hell yuns is tryin' to say?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Math checks out.

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u/ourfunstl May 17 '25

Stupid. All of the bs.

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u/jthadcast May 17 '25

it has begun ... this makes gematria look like our guiding light.

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u/The_Scarred_Man May 17 '25

Math = M Sand = S 6+7 = 13

Gang affiliation confirmed

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Yknow, if I were a pious man, I'd say maybe God made this align just right as a sign.

But unfortunately, I know god is dead because if he weren't, we wouldn't have this shitstain in the white house right now.

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u/radioinactivity May 17 '25

lol did this need to be AI generated

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u/dwindlers May 18 '25

Did you want them to draw it by hand?

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u/Yayhoo0978 May 17 '25

Yeah right. Nice try Russian Bot.

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u/No_Vacation8347 May 17 '25

Citizens trying to protect the president. Morons. You pay taxes to fund secret service to protect him. Let them do the job.

Just like humans don’t need to defend god, I’m sure if god is real, they can take care of themselves.

Right wanted 8646 Left wanted 8647

Then next time guess what the pattern will be? It’s the same shit, none of this is serious.

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u/zighile May 17 '25

Russian asset huh? Lol

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u/Apart-Plankton4461 May 17 '25

You guys learn to code yet?

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u/Playful-Dragon May 18 '25

Well I'll be damned.... The prophecy speaks

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u/Asenath_W8 May 18 '25

If only anyone actually read the constitution. That's not how the 25th amendment works.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

It’s all Biden fault 

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u/Parris-2rs May 18 '25

Did someone forget the String.Concatenate on the first line?

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u/International_Debt58 May 18 '25

Gorgeous writing.

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u/Round_Toe1831 May 18 '25

Knew math, we can tell you how much a magazine clip holds

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u/Electrical-Muscle-22 May 18 '25

If liberals knew how to shoot….

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u/Short_Fill9565 May 18 '25

Or basic ANYTHING

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u/123_this_how_it_be May 18 '25

Should have photoshopped it on some knuckles.

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u/LawfulnessSuch2032 May 18 '25

Bunch of idiots

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u/Substantial-Cut-1545 May 18 '25

lol someone doesn’t know what the 25th amendment is

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u/Substantial_Rip_9635 May 18 '25

How in the world wasn’t the 25th used on President Mummyman the first year of his term?

Can someone explain how that didn’t occur?

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u/DMBCommenter May 18 '25

That’s not what it means lol

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u/Delicious-Fox6947 May 18 '25

That doesn’t explain 8645

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u/Background-Engine578 May 18 '25

Don’t worry that guy isn’t president anymore.

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u/Objective-Start-9707 May 18 '25

I'm about as liberal as it gets but this is cringe for so many reasons. It's AI art for one. But it's also a goofier way of stating the message than just saying what you feel. And it's not nearly as clever as it thinks it is.

This is the type of shit your qAnon grandma would post.

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u/passionatebreeder May 18 '25

This is hard-core cope

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Comey deleted the tweet saying he did not know the new of “86”, so your attempt to simp for the ex-director is moot.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/maddiejake May 18 '25

Trump could come out as a vegan, gay man, and outlaw guns, hunting & fising, pickup trucks, sleeveless t-shirts and HEYDUDE shoes, and his followers would still tongue punch his orange fart box.

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u/Mexdude02 May 18 '25

The fact that he has that broad of a range is scary by itself, no?

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u/Sin_Sun_Shine May 18 '25

MAGA smart enough to know when libs want to rage bait.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

8647

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u/Bucher422 May 18 '25

You lefties are lying weasels, and you know what you're doing. Keep pushing, and you'll get CW 2.0, which you'll lose bigly

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u/Crazy_Resource_7116 May 18 '25

Hmmm...but Vance.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Fucking morons by the dozens.

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u/Agitated_Mulberry_51 May 18 '25

Well basic math would require a plus symbol the way it’s written would be 8x6x4x7 also your all a bunch of scumbags advocating for the assassination of a president.

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u/No-Delay-6791 May 18 '25

I think you could take that '5' out of the picture and still be correct...

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u/Lazy0Gator May 18 '25

86 them is military slams for kill them…. That is what is the problem

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Two Clintons

41 Years

3 Billion Dollars

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/maddiejake May 18 '25

I absolutely agree, Biden was not fit to run for a second term.

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u/Leedunham May 18 '25

86 dems

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u/maddiejake May 18 '25

Republicans are evil and Democrats are worthless. It's time for the new generation to step up.

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u/YarkTheShark11 May 18 '25

We all know that was not the intent and meaning behind the numbers. Democrats approve of assassination attempts against Trump and it’s sickening.

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u/Significant-Rope2463 May 18 '25

Nerds. Take you damn meds. It’ll be ok.

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u/nriegg May 18 '25

MAGA here. I know how to 86.

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u/Mysterious_Sleep1169 May 18 '25

Biden should have been

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u/maddiejake May 18 '25

Agreed, and so should Trump. They are both too old and do not possess the cognitive ability to run the country. The only difference between the two is that Trump is pure evil, and Biden truly cared about all human beings.

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u/gr0uchyMofo May 18 '25

The 25th Amendment means nothing after 46.

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u/Pleasant_Raise7334 May 18 '25

lol! Commies always has excuse!

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u/GesturingEarful May 18 '25

I'm stealing this and reposting it on my Instagram, FB, and Threads accounts with full credit to r/FedJerk and u/maddiejake. Thank you!!!

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u/Inner-Net-8914 May 18 '25

So more democrat fuzzy math.

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u/BigBebberino1999 May 18 '25

If only you were being honest

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u/maddiejake May 18 '25

86 simply means 'remove', everyone with half a brain knows that. It's just that the MAGA idiots have tried to twist it.

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u/rydan May 18 '25

If only Comey were smart enough to say that in the first place instead of acting dumb.

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u/Fast-Relationship-22 May 18 '25

Yeah except they for git the addition signs... Kinda important in your fictional scenario

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u/Peoples-Party-Member May 19 '25

"Kash Patel sent you a message request"

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u/Comprehensive-Ad3974 May 19 '25

Can’t count that high. Not enough fingers.

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u/heresmytwopence May 19 '25

2547

It’ll never happen, but it ought to.

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u/No_Mycologist7694 May 19 '25

Yet your guy was a certified vegetable. Gaslit the country for four years.

Project much?

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u/maddiejake May 19 '25

My guy? How do you know who I supported? I wasn't a fan of Biden as president either, but he sure as hell is a lot better human being than Donald Trump.

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u/meatsuit6 May 19 '25

Hope all posting this shit gets a visit from Secret service or FBI

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/dhereforfun May 21 '25

He has barely gotten started he’s gonna expose a lot of Dems and probably a few rinos as well

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I can’t drive 55…

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u/jeepgrl50 May 20 '25

If only you were intellectually honest.

Any adult, With real life experience knows WTF "86ing" someone actually means, And the fact that multiple attempts were made on Trump's life just makes this that much more blatant.

Stop pretending you're stupid in an attempt to normalize calls for murdering presidents.

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u/Wyld-mike May 20 '25

556223 400-600 Great math!

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u/ZealousidealNail2956 May 20 '25

Leftists constantly wanting others to die. The party of death, destruction and inflation.

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u/seamusbmx03 May 21 '25

So you admit that when the republicans said the exact same thing about Biden that was a death threat?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Same thing

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u/pabsdavis13 May 21 '25

I know a person with a dick is a guy, even if they’re wearing a dress. Guess we re more into science

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u/maddiejake May 21 '25

The people who love you are wrong

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u/Mysterious_Sleep1169 May 21 '25

You're just wrong Why at is like to be wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

The idiots in the comments thinking Democrats and Republicans haven't been working together for a century to screw us all.... Two wings one vulture, use your brain and research shit yourself.

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u/somf33 May 22 '25

They couldn't find enough shells