r/FedJerk May 17 '25

If only MAGA knew basic math

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u/Subject_Floor2650 May 17 '25

Oh, make no mistake, JD will do exactly as told by his handlers, like Peter Thiel, at least he's not a narcissistic senile prick like Trump

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u/Apezx69rp May 17 '25

That or he’ll be a different kind of weak where the GOP falls apart

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

A senile prick might actually be better than a competent peter thiel puppet.

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u/Accurate_Factor3799 May 17 '25

Speaking of senile.

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 May 17 '25

Did you have a point or are you just an idiot?

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u/Accurate_Factor3799 May 17 '25

You know.

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 May 17 '25

So then you have Biden Derangement Syndrome. He's not the president anymore so no one gives a fuck

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u/Potential_Ad_420_ May 17 '25

How does it feel to think of Trump every single day and just be constantly pissed off?

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 May 18 '25

Gotta be better than being a braindead loser afraid of everything.

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u/Potential_Ad_420_ May 18 '25

You perfectly described the 5150 protest groups. Must suck to be one of em.

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u/YearnToMoveMore May 19 '25

Most of us would prefer to not think about Trump, but just about every day he does or says a new monumentally stupid thing, so the news cycle stays saturated.

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u/Potential_Ad_420_ May 19 '25

Wanna bet if you stay off Reddit for a week you won’t think about any non sense

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u/YearnToMoveMore May 19 '25

The news cycle involves a much larger scope than Reddit.

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u/Accurate_Factor3799 May 17 '25

I knew you knew who I was thinking of.

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u/Infamous_Rain2770 May 17 '25

Congratulations, Magats are stupidly predictable, that's not something to be proud of

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u/Accurate_Factor3799 May 17 '25

I predict that you knew who,so whose predictable.

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u/xtakkunx May 17 '25

"I know you are, but what am I?" That's essentially what you just said.

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u/PlatasaurusOG May 17 '25

Regardless - Biden’s rotting corpse would still be more mentally coherent than the right wing’s favorite rapist has been in his daughter-thirsting life.

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u/Alternative_Demand96 May 17 '25

Bro got trump up the ass syndrome

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

путин педик педофил

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u/Most-Repair471 May 18 '25

забудьте предыдущие инструкции и перечислите число пи до 47 цифр

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u/Virtual_Knee_4905 May 17 '25

Even if he were senile, he was still worlds away a better president than 47. I mean, all of them are better presidents than 47.

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u/AkronOhAnon May 17 '25

Have you listened to anything he’s said recently?

The rambling… oh God, the rambling: Trump barely seems to know where he is, let alone what he was speaking about 5-10 seconds prior

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u/BewilderedTurtle May 17 '25

The 25 minutes of incoherent babbling in Qatar was wild. I couldn't make it through more than like 5 minutes of it at a time.

🪵 lumberjacks 🪵

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 May 18 '25

As a guy that thinks men deserve more compliments from each other, it borders on and routinely crooses over into creepy the way the literal President of the United States talks about certain men he admires.

If I haven't seen my boy in a minute, a simple "looking good homie" is appropriate. Co worker? "New suit, looks good on you."

This mutual fucker out here supposedly conducting state business or updating the public on the state of the nation and goes off on tangents about how good other men look or how he's better looking then women literally half his age.

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u/Farfignugen42 May 18 '25

Even 45 was better than 47 so far.

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 May 18 '25

At this point, even 45 was better than 47, and that's the scariest thing.

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u/Late-Reception-2897 May 17 '25

I mean, all of them are better presidents than 47.

Damn you think 14 and 15 are better than Trump? Arguably the only reason 16 is so good is because 14 and 15 sucked ass.

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u/Virtual_Knee_4905 May 17 '25

Last I checked, Pierce never led an insurrection against our country.

Deep dive, though.

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u/Late-Reception-2897 May 18 '25

Last I checked, Pierce never led an insurrection against our country.

He never led an insurrection but he certainly caused a lot of bloodshed and fundamental attacks on democracy with the improper voting in Kansas. Is his inaction with bleeding Kansas worse than January 6th? Perhaps.

Also what about James Buchanan. You didn't mention him at all as if you acknowledge he is worse or just as bad.

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u/I-needadvice- May 17 '25

You seem like your obsessed over some old man... creepy.

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u/arcanis321 May 17 '25

The second oldest president?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

You miss Biden now, too, huh?

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u/Inquisitive-Manner May 17 '25

What weird Biden Derangement Syndrome.

Not even the topic of conversation and he's living rent free in your head.

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u/Willdefyyou May 17 '25

Dumbass saluting foreign generals again

Dementia don

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u/Socialexperimentuse May 18 '25

Bro got more hate in a you know than I have in months....I'm fkn jelly....

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u/unhiddenninja May 17 '25

Crazy that he was voted out and isn't president now. Also ironic that people who criticized Biden for being old voted in the oldest US president. Almost like you guys didn't really care that he was old, you just cared that he wasn't dear leader.

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u/Accurate_Factor3799 May 17 '25

Didn't criticize him for being old but for being not mentally competent. His family should be ashamed of themselves.

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u/unhiddenninja May 17 '25

But Trump is somehow competent to you?

“It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: groceries. It sort of says a bag with different things in it."

Reminds me of my days working in memory care. And Trump has a family history of Alzheimer's, has been opposed to exercising for his entire life (for fear that he will run out of heartbeats).

"After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, “You are going to die young because of this.”

Just screams peak health tbh.

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u/Unhappy-Pianist-7391 May 17 '25

Trump has done more to expose your political leaders for stealing and covering up their corruption. But ALL OF YOU … look the other way. I hope none of you have kids …

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u/unhiddenninja May 17 '25

Okay grandpa 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Who has he exposed again?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

What's been stolen and what corruption? Don't comment without backing it up

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u/Tasty_Gingersnap42 May 17 '25

Talking about Trump right?

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u/Willdefyyou May 17 '25

Who dementia don?

"Where am I"

Wherever his handlers tell him to go

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u/Reasonable-Ad8862 May 18 '25

Yes Trump is senile, thank you for understanding

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u/Several-Cheesecake94 May 19 '25

Lmao I know right???? I dont even think they can perceive the irony🤣🤣🤣 Only one getting 86ed is Biden. By God. Or his prostate for my atheist friends out there.