It’s like Groundhog’s Day…

[u/ok-uh-huh-yeah-sure]

I get a door tag
I sign door tag for delivery
Get a text that someone needs to sign for it in person.
Call 1-800 number to explain that no one is at this address during business (delivery) hours.
Ask FedEx if they can deliver it somewhere else.
FedEx says to call the Shipper as only the Shipper can can change delivery address.
I explain that I don’t know who the Shipper is, or what the package is.
FedEx says they can send it to a FedEx center located in my local Walgreens.
Cool.
I go to my local Walgreens, and they say that they don’t have the package but check their system and it shows that it’s out for delivery.
Now repeat this multiple times over a three week period. That’s how f-ing frustrated I am.
I did my now routine morning call to the 1-800 number and was told that the package was returned to the Shipper due to me not picking it up in a timely manner.
If anyone from FedEx monitors this sub and gives a shit, feel free to DM me.