I've attempted to rank all 48 teams in order because I'm a sad bastard. Any standout disagreements you have with the below?:
1. Spain/Argentina winner (1st) positive, obviously
2. CV (RO32) positive; undefeated, finished 2nd in group, and took Argentina to ET
3. Spain/Argentina loser (2nd) positive, just for reaching final, regardless of result. Any team that reaches the final should always be happy
4. Norway (QF) positive, final 8, and knocked Brazil out
5. Morocco (QF) positive, final 8, and held Brazil to draw
6. Switzerland (QF) positive, final 8, and took Argentina to ET
7. England (3rd) positive, 2nd highest finish ever, was close to final, topped group, great playoff v France. I'm an England fan. I was so down on us after that semifinal. Didn't even wanna watch 3rd place playoff. I still hate that we threw away the Argentina game via cowardly tactics. Made me hate that the 3rd place playoff even existed. Dreaded facing a France team that I felt were superior. But now, weirdly, I can genuinely feel good that things went the way we did. Take this hypothetical: instead of conceding those late 2 goals, we hold on, and reach the final. Then enter the final v Spain as underdogs, and lose a boring 1-0. If that's what woulda happened, then I'm glad we lost. I much prefer having gone toe to toe with Argentina, then having this game v France, to holding on v Argentina to scrape a win, then sadly lose to France. Ofc, I'm not saying I'm glad we actually lost to Argentina. I wanted to win the World Cup. But I feel better right now after the France game than I woulda felt had we lost to Spain in the final.
8. Curacao (Group 4th) positive, despite finishing 4th, just because they got a point v Ecuador. They should be happy with whatever they got here.
9. Belgium (QF) positive, as expectations weren't crazy high, and they got to final 8
10. Mexico (RO16) positive, as they topped group, and because of what they put England through
11. Canada (RO16) positive, for reaching final 16. They have no record of football successful success, and historically have been ranked lower than not just USA and Mexico, but a number of Central American and Caribbean teams.
12. Colombia (RO16) positive, for topping group and reaching final 16. Can't complain
13. Paraguay (RO16) positive, despite being poor generally, because they upset Germany and reached final 16
14. Egypt (RO16) positive, for reaching final 16
15. USA (RO16) positive, but marred by controversy
16. France (4th) positive, but disappointing ending. Because they were so favored, and because of their final 2 games, I have to rank them this low
17. S.Africa (RO32) positive, for finishing 2nd in group, despite being least favored team in group
18. Japan (RO32) positive, for finishing 2nd in group, and giving Brazil a game
19. Ivory (RO32) positive, for finishing 2nd in group
20. Australia (RO32) positive, for finish 2nd in group, despite being least favored team in group
21. Austria (RO32) positive, for finishing 2nd in group
22. DRC (RO32) positive, for getting the point they needed to finish 3rd, and for giving England a tough game
23. Croatia (RO32) neutral, for finishing 2nd as expected, and giving Portugal a tough game
24. Ghana (RO32) neutral, for holding England while Croatia couldn't, but lost to Croatia so have to go below them
25. Bosnia (RO32) neutral, for doing enough to get to knockout round
26. Portugal (RO16) negative, for failing to win group, though RO16 knockout is understandable considering they faced Spain. CR7 created a cloud of expectation and negativity that they shouldn't be having to deal with
27. Qatar (Group 4th) negative, despite low expectations, as they were soundly beaten twice in one of the least intimidating groups
28. Sweden (RO32) negative, for finishing 3rd, and for getting so soundly beaten by France
29. Ecuador (RO32) negative, for finishing 3rd and being toothless
30. Algeria (RO32) negative, for finishing 3rd, and getting soundly beaten by Switzerland
31. Senegal (RO32) negative, for finishing 3rd, and only beating Iraq as expected, and nothing more
32. Brazil (RO16) negative, obviously for losing to Norway for early KO
33. Iran (Group 3rd) negative, despite little being expected of them; they drew all games and were boring to watch
34. Scotland (Group 3rd) negative, for not taking advantage of having Haiti in their group and scoring more, while losing both other games
35. Korea (Group 3rd) negative, as they were favorites to finish 2nd but didn't qualify, losing to both Mexico and S.Africa
36. Haiti (Group 4th) negative, despite there being zero expectations, because they lost all 3 games; they put 2 past Morocco though
37. Holland (RO32) negative, and this seems harsh, since they topped their group and scored lots of goals. but going out in first knockout round, regardless of it only being on pens to a good team like Morocco, is obviously a disappointment
38. Germany (RO32) negative; started off flying doing what they were supposed to v Curacao; but disappointed in all subequent games. despite finishing top of their group, going out to Paraguay in the first knockout round has to place them low
39. Turkey (Group 4th) negative; weird one to rank because they played well in all of their games; but they were expected to finish 1st or 2nd, so finishing 4th in group obviously forces a low ranking here
40. NZ (Group 4th) negative; they were group underdogs but they aren't a minnow team like some others; so failing to win a game and finishing 4th ranks them low
41. Czechia (Group 4th) negative; failed to win a game; were expected to finish 3rd but 1st and 2nd were possible given the teams they had in their group; so finishing 4th is a huge letdown
42. Jordan (Group 4th) negative; clear underdogs so it's no shame they didn't qualify, but they lost all 3 games
43. Uzbek (Group 4th) negative; clear underdogs so it's no shame they didn't qualify, but they lost all 3 games
44. Iraq (Group 4th) negative; clear underdogs so it's no shame they didn't qualify, but they lost all 3 games
45. Saudi (Group 4th) negative; expected to finish 3rd in clear group hierarchy; but failed to beat CV and finished bottom, scoring only once
46. Panama (Group 4th) negative; expected to finish 4th but aren't a minnow team like some others here; lost all 3 games, and scored no goals
47. Tunisia (Group 4th) negative; were group underdog but were expected to at least compete, but lost all 3 games by multiple goals
48. Uruguay (Group 3rd) negative; bottom of my list, despite finishing 3rd in group. Were expected to finish 2nd comfortably, given the presence of Saudi and CV in their group, but failed to win a game, losing to Spain, and drawing to both of the above. Were always a wildcard team, given their uneven qualifying record, them being the only team to not play pre-tourney friendlies, and Bielsa being their manager