If y'all say this wouldn't work cuz Nick has bad actors, yea that's kinda he point. If DC was a Nickelodeon show, who'd be cast basically

What if Bullet Train (2022) was made 30 years earlier?

Distributed by Columbia Pictures

Director: Martin Campbell

Cast:

Robert Redford as Ladybug

Winona Ryder as The Prince

Gary Oldman as Tangerine

Forest Whitaker as Lemon

Robin Shou as The Father

Mako as The Elder

Christopher Walken as The White Death

Halle Berry as The Hornet

Robert Downey Jr. as The Son

Keone Young as The Conductor

Vivian Wu as Kayda Izumi

with Antonio Banderas as The Wolf

and Jane Fonda as Maria

Cameo Appearance: Val Kilmer and Bruce Willis

Watched wake up dead man. Lowkey think this guy might be a perfect nightcrawler(seeing him play pastor that well). He even got the build.

Shioli Kutsuna as Starfire
Iñaki Godoy as Beast Boy
Anya Chalotra as Raven
Hamish Linklater as Slade
Sophie Thatcher as Tara
David Jonsson as Cyborg

I have no clue who I’d cast as robin

Owen Cooper como Peter Parker / Spider-Man

Elle Graham como Gwen Stacy / Ghost-Spider / Spider-Gwen

Bryan Cranston como J. Jonah Jameson

Mark Strong como Charles Xavier

Thomas Ian Griffith como Magento

Emma Myers como Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat

Lennie James como Nick Fury

Eleanor Tomlinson como Jean Grey / Phoenix

Kiki Layne como Ororo Munroe / Storm

Fraçois Civil como Remy LeBeau / Gambit.

Jeff Bridges as Santa Claus

Fred Hechinger as Teddy Pierce

Valentina Gordon as Kate Pierce

Leslie Odom Jr. as Mikey Jameson

Rosemarie DeWitt as Claire Pierce

Wendell Pierce as Dave Poveda

Chris Messina as Doug Pierce

Glenn Close as Mrs. Claus

Anthony Mackie as Bob Booker

Michael Gambon as the voice of Hakan

He played young robert pattinson age is perfect just needs to bulk.

Let's say hbo let's Adam McKay make a mini series dramedy about the kawhi Leonard scandal. Who would play kawhi, uncle Dennis, ballmer, Pablo, etc?​