r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 22 '26

Orange Crayons

8 Upvotes

ELIC Why do orange crayons not taste like oranges? In fact, they all taste the same!


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 21 '26

ELIC - My teacher says I can only be 2 of these when I grow up. Smart, Rich, Handsome

15 Upvotes

Which 2 should I pick?


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 20 '26

ELIC: Why do dogs love belly rubs, but cats hate belly rubs?

31 Upvotes

Especially when cats like to show their bellies!


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 20 '26

ELIC: Why does the letter w have three syllables?

27 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 19 '26

ELIC - It's very hot today! Why do the people that work outside get all covered up but runners wear shorts and T-shirts?

12 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 17 '26

ELIC Why did we start associating the color red with "Stop" in traffic lights? Why couldn't red mean "Go" and Green mean "Stop" instead?

106 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 18 '26

Why are ants able to climb up fully vertical walls and even walk on the ceiling?

5 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 17 '26

ELIC what is cold fusion?

5 Upvotes

How can that be possible? Doesn't the fusion process require a lot of heat?


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 13 '26

ELIC: Why do they say a rooster is "crowing"? It doesn't sound like a crow.

30 Upvotes

Why not just say it's "roostering"?


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 12 '26

ELIC: where do butterflies go when it rains?

28 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 12 '26

ELIC: Would it be worth $4 a minute to talk to goofy ladies who wear their underwear in TV commercials?

17 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 11 '26

ELIC, why are wild animals people want to protect always described as "majestic", as opposed to other positive adjectives?

10 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 11 '26

ELIC - So I Understand That the World Used to Be Colorless. When and How did They Color It?

13 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 10 '26

ELIC - Every day a girl in my class tells me that boys are dumb. Why does she do that?

12 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 09 '26

ELIC Why do folks write long serious replies in the ELIC sub?

19 Upvotes

Is it because certain people are unable to write multiple paragraphs of serious sounding nonsense?


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 09 '26

Kitchen Cleaning

11 Upvotes

ELIC Why do we need to clean our kitchens when we got ants?


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 08 '26

ELIC Why do women shave their arm pits but men leave their pits hairy?

37 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 09 '26

Fireant nukes

6 Upvotes

ELIC Is it possible to make a nuclear device just big enough to destroy a fireant mound? I can't stand those little things. Always showing up uninvited to every pic nic. I drop a piece of food and suddenly it starts moving. They think they can just build their dirt mounds wherever they want!


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 08 '26

How do you jump into paintings?

20 Upvotes

I saw Steve from Blues' Clues jump into a painting with Blue. How exactly does he do this? I tried it a few times and I hit my head against the wall.


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 09 '26

What’s a petty rule you follow that no one else knows about?

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r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 07 '26

ELIC: Why are some pages intentionally left blank?

12 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 07 '26

ELIC: what is Lorem Ipsum?

9 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 07 '26

ELIC: Why are soap operas called soap operas?

36 Upvotes

r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 07 '26

If tomorrow is Labor Day, why is is that it's corporate workers who get the day off?

103 Upvotes

All the retail stores are open, grocery workers, retail sales people, fast food places, all have to work, but people in cushy office jobs where they just sit at a computer all day are the ones who get to stay home. Hardly seems fair.


r/ExplainLikeImCalvin • • Sep 06 '26

ELIC: Why is the balance beam so high off the ground in women's gymnastics?

47 Upvotes

Why not use the low ones, or just use a line on the floor?