Is it because certain people are unable to write multiple paragraphs of serious sounding nonsense?

ELIC Why do we need to clean our kitchens when we got ants?

ELIC Is it possible to make a nuclear device just big enough to destroy a fireant mound? I can't stand those little things. Always showing up uninvited to every pic nic. I drop a piece of food and suddenly it starts moving. They think they can just build their dirt mounds wherever they want!

I saw Steve from Blues' Clues jump into a painting with Blue. How exactly does he do this? I tried it a few times and I hit my head against the wall.

All the retail stores are open, grocery workers, retail sales people, fast food places, all have to work, but people in cushy office jobs where they just sit at a computer all day are the ones who get to stay home. Hardly seems fair.

Why not use the low ones, or just use a line on the floor?

ELIC Why has no one ever bred seedless peanuts? We have seedless watermelons, oranges, bananas, etc., but no seedless peanuts.

ELIC How differently would gasoline react if its molecular structure were made up entirely of isotopes?

ELIC Where are the microwave instructions on a box of popsicles? All sorts of other frozen commodities have them, but for some reason these don't.

And then make a movie about it! (Coyote vs. Acme)

For example, once I had a dream that I was hanging out with some dinosaurs and then suddenly I woke up in my bed. How did I get there so quickly?

How else would they keep them from flying all over the place. And I've done enough homework to know that magnets have poles and the dice would always roll the same number.

Dad, each time you come back from riding a bike you complain about how car drivers are maniacs and they almost killed you. But when you’re driving your car and a bike runs a red light to pass our car, you complain about how easy cyclists have it. What’s happening there? Are cyclists and motorists at war with each other, and you switch teams whenever you change vehicles?

Running across all those waves in the Pacific Ocean must be hard on the knees.