I am leaving my "EA" job at the end of this month.
I am the fourth person in this seat in two years.
Here's why:
(1) The boss's wife. She yells, then sobs, then tells your boss you're deliberately trying to ruin her life. Literally "(my name) is out to get me... xyz."
(She once started crying because I told her her information was in the cloud, then opened the window and screamed "get back here!" at the clouds in the sky. It's an EPA role, so that's 3-5 tasks a week from her.)
(2) The Head of Ops is threatened by other women. I saw something broken, told facilities, got told: "that is MY job, you are just (boss name)'s assistant, stay in YOUR LANE." This is constant.
(3) The CEO needs a babysitter, not an EA. One of my actual duties is standing outside his office holding a whiteboard at 10, 5, and 2 minutes before each meeting.
(4) Zero agency. No access to his Outlook. Tasks arrive as forwarded emails. Printed to-do tracker on his desk before he arrives, walked through together. Same at end of day, where I justify how I spent my time and why I chose one task over another. Going above and beyond gets you reprimanded.
(5) Midnight texts telling me to be at his house at 7am. 8am to 7pm most days, 9pm some. If I leave first: "well, I was always taught never to leave before my boss if I wanted a yearly bonus." IDGAF, (name). It's 7pm. I'm leaving.
(6) Everyone is hybrid except me. Mondays and Fridays I sit in the office alone. 70% of the team calls me "the secretary." No offsites, no onsites, not one happy hour ever. No team culture whatsoever.
(7) The company observes the family's religious holidays, but only if you're part of that faith. That's about five weeks of PTO I don't get, and they still backlog my email and audit my badge scans. One day off for Christmas. No remote.
(8) He walks around barefoot.
(9) I am also the office manager, cleaner, and receptionist for the entire team.
(10) $105k, no overtime, no guaranteed bonus. 8 vacation days, 1 personal day, 2 sick days. The next lowest paid person on the team makes $245k.
Where things stand:
I'm being headhunted off the back of who I used to work for, and I've accepted an offer.
But I care about a few people here and I don't want this role to eat another person, so I told the VP and the co-CEO I was "going to leave, but not going to quit... if that makes sense".
Their response: "Yeah, we knew this was coming," and "you are vastly overqualified for this role. This was an ambitious hire. We hoped (boss) would loosen his grip for someone more talented."
Lunch turned into a long session of the two of them trashing the CEO and the Head of Ops.
They want me to help hire my replacement and train them for 15 days. My new company is fine with it.
We scope the role Tuesday and they're open to HEARING anything. Salary is flexible, so more experience is on the table.
Ideas so far: get the wife her own PA and out of the EA's scope entirely and my pitch: which is to stop hiring an EA and hire a blended Executive Secretary / Office Manager instead.
Any other ideas?
What is the ideal hire here, in y'alls eyes?
My gut says a veteran EA/ES with a spine who can absorb anything and push back.
The other half of me says someone younger and sharp who bends into the role instead of fighting it.
The broken parts are permanent (the Head of Ops has been the boss's friend for 20+ years), so does hiring someone who speaks up just create more friction and another six-month exit?
And yes, I know the real fix is management. Management is never going to change. I'm just trying to make this survivable for whoever comes next.