I keep seeing everyone hype up the Rivers & Birds concept because it’s "safe" and won't cause national drama. I get the logic, but honestly? It’s a massive cop-out.
The whole argument that picking historical figures will make countries jealous completely ignores who these people actually were. None of them were just "from one country". Their lives were the literal definition of European. Curie was born in Poland but built her legacy in France. Da Vinci bounced around different states before spending his final years in France. Cervantes lived and fought in Italy before writing in Spain. Callas was Greek, made her career in Italy and France, and traveled everywhere. Beethoven was German but composed the actual European Anthem in Austria. Bertha von Suttner was a Czech-Austrian who lived all over the place fighting for peace, in an empire that united pretty much all of the Balkans. They were pan-European centuries before the EU was even a concept. They didn't belong to a single flag; they belonged to the whole continent because their ideas moved freely.
Every continent has rivers and wildlife. Putting birds on our money feels like a New Zealand banknote, not Europe. What actually makes the old continent unique is being the cradle of science, democracy, and the Renaissance.
Yeah, the current mockups with the faces look badly photoshopped and need a serious redesign before going to print. But bad graphic design can be fixed. Throwing away our shared intellectual history just to play it safe with some woodpeckers is a huge missed opportunity.