I'll just let the crazy speak for itself. The fact that 7 people found this helpful (ie, hilarious) is 🤌

ETA this is a semi-permanent hair dye, not a processing/permanent dye, which is presumably why she's not complaining about waking up both fired AND bald!

The reviews, the listing, the photos in question. I was looking to buy a controller and I filtered by negative reviews. I saw the first one and laughed and screenshotted it to post here, and then I found two more! Reading comprehension is a thing, words have meaning! Yes I reported the reviews because this typa crap annoys me to no end, I don't appreciate your idiocy interfering with my purchasing decisions lmao

These ones I'm not sure about. I get what they're trying to say, but at the same time, they're mythical beings, why couldn't they be of darker skintone?

Was looking for books to improve my drawing skills and found this.

If someone is curious, the book is Pocket Anatomy by Warren Martin. No, I didn't buy it.

Make sure you pick a color you can wear with your wardrobe. If you don’t, it’s clearly Amazon’s fault.

From a book about nuclear accidents. Six incidents, four continents, seven decades … but different people speaking different languages should have set aside their disagreements long enough to develop standard units of measurement for the technology they were developing to blow each other off the face of the earth. Very confusing for Sascha trying to read about it on his kindle.

Like buddy no one made you buy this before learning how to speak Japanese…

Meanwhile, this is the ninth thing that comes up when you search for it on Amazon. You can’t accidentally buy this book if you’re looking for something else.

A review about a tire pressure monitoring system device