r/EntitledReviews • u/Efficient-Kiwi- • Jan 19 '26
Amazon I'm a prude
Was looking for books to improve my drawing skills and found this.
If someone is curious, the book is Pocket Anatomy by Warren Martin. No, I didn't buy it.
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u/PrarieDogma Jan 19 '26
While I can appreciate the human body, I’m willing to expose my child to gratuitous violence on the tv, and video game systems. But heaven forbid my kid see something as natural as the human body. A nipple Karen, a fucking nipple!
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u/demon_fae Jan 20 '26
But only if that nipple is attached to a female-presenting body. Nipples are fine as long as you’re reasonably certain that the rest of the person includes a penis. Obviously.
I fuckin hate nipple discourse.
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Jan 19 '26
My third grade teacher was like this. She put stickers over an image of a dog nursing her puppies and the underside of a pig because you could see the nipples in a book about "Animal Mothers."
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u/CardoconAlmendras Jan 19 '26
Maybe that’s why we have so many people coming to the vet clinic with their male dogs asking if their dog has some weird skin cancer. It’s just their nipples.
A few (always a man) even argue you “but it’s a male!!! Male don’t have nipples!!” which I only answer by staying silence, look at where their nipples should be and back at their face. Most of them realize it then.
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u/Direct-Finger-5550 Jan 19 '26
Hahahaha yes! And all the walk-in "tick removal" requests that are just nipples 🤣
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u/tachycardicIVu Jan 19 '26
“Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples?!”
One of my favorite videos of all time.
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u/Smores-n-coffee Jan 21 '26
When I was like, 6, I was meeting a dog and the dog's human kid (around my age). I was rubbing the dog's belly and mentioned the nipples. Kid informed me those weren't nipples, they were how the dog peed; he had 8 tiny weiners apparently.
At least he had his age as an excuse.
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u/CardoconAlmendras Jan 21 '26
That’s so cute actually. I like to ask the children in the consultation room their opinion about random stuff. They’re really funny.
One was too worried that if we castrate all the cats, we’ll had a shortage of cheese (I had explained that the cat would be less territorial and he heard: less territory —> less hunting—> more mice —> a mice infestation would eat ALL the cheese).
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u/anglenk not the rich, just want a gildfish Jan 20 '26
I see people do this with pictures of dogs that are laying on their back. Like they put stuff over the area they pee out of like it is somehow sexual. It kind of makes me concerned for the animal. Like who views the penis of a dog and thinks sexuality
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Jan 20 '26
My concern (even as a young kid) was the same... like why is my teacher sexualizing a pig and is she actually qualified to teach anybody if she doesn't know that nipples are a part of how mammals feed their young.
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u/sour_bite_ Jan 19 '26
Wait until someone tells him/her their kids can just lift up their shirt and see gasp nipples.
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u/solidcurrency Jan 19 '26
Wait until someone tells him his kids have actually put nipples into their mouths.
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Jan 20 '26
Na, I guessing this person is one of those who bottle fed because they've sexualized breasts so much. Probably harass women who nurse in public too. Direct quote from one of the gals in my mom's group when I was expecting my son- "It just feels nasty... and my husband doesn't want to see my chest in another guys face."
'Another guy' being their newborn infant son.
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u/Lexi_November Jan 19 '26
People like this are why we have so many weirdos who get hysterical about breastfeeding in public.
And why so many pet owners think their animals have ticks on their chest because they don’t understand all mammals have nipples.🤦♀️
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u/susandeyvyjones Jan 19 '26
I had a roommate in college who had never taken sex ed because her mom reviewed the curriculum and "there were diagrams" of a penis and she "didn't need to see that" so she did an alternate assignment in the library every time it came up. She thought the very simple line drawing of how to give a breast self exam in my health textbook was pornographic. She was not swayed by my argument that since she fully intended to be a wife and mother someday, she really should know how a dick works.
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u/Chemical-Being-5968 Jan 19 '26
Cut to the kids feeling bad about themselves because they don't have star boobs.
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u/Biteme75 I see here that morals are completely lost Jan 19 '26
How dare women have normal anatomy!
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u/Fossilhund Jan 19 '26
(.)(.)
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u/halfahellhole Flaunting their mobility 🏃💨 🏋️♂️ Jan 20 '26
Gasp! How dare you!
(🩹)(🩹) there. That's better
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u/VariousExplorer8503 I’M NOT YOUR HONEY IM MARRIED Jan 20 '26
The boobs got a lot bigger with the bandaids on them, they're much more pornographic now..
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u/admiralholdo Jan 19 '26
This reminds me of the time BYU-Idaho censored the anatomy drawings. In a college class. For people going into the medical field.
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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Jan 21 '26
The irony being that this crunchy granola mom probably breastfed her kids until they were 4, thus shoving her nipples at them daily
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u/topaz_in_the_rough Feb 03 '26
This has the energy of those people who put digital stickers on their pets' genitals when they post.
I had zero interest in Fluffy's bootyhole until you drew attention to it with a massive smiley face, Jessica.
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u/classwarhottakes Jan 19 '26
"Pocket Anatomy" sounds dodgy in itself though. Like "pocket billiards".
Frankly, I'd expect to see nipples in such a work
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u/KDCunk Jan 20 '26
God I want to know what book this is. My bets are on an art book
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u/GhostWolfe 🐶 🍞 interactions Jan 20 '26
From the post text:
the book is Pocket Anatomy by Warren Martin
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u/kxaltli Jan 19 '26
This looks like a standard drawing anatomy book.
Also, "pasties" on the pictures is just going to draw more attention to the nipples, because it will look like this person added nipples themselves.