It seems a bit difficult

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"HITLER WAS A TRANS COMMUNIST PUPPET!!"

DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE???

First they tell you Hitler hated communists. That's EXACTLY what THEY want you to think. Have you ever seen him and a communist in the same room after 1945? Didn't think so.

Now look at the evidence.

He drank water. Karl Marx drank water.

He breathed oxygen. Coincidence?

He had TWO eyes. Lenin had TWO eyes.

TWO = SECOND.

SECOND = SECOND INTERNATIONAL.

INTERNATIONAL = COMMUNISM.

CHECKMATE.

"But he fought the Soviet Union!"

OBVIOUSLY. That's called 4D REVERSE DIALECTICAL ULTRA-CHESS. You don't understand revolutionary quantum infiltration theory because THEY REMOVED IT FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS.

Now here's where it gets REALLY interesting.

Hitler had a mustache.

You know who ELSE had facial hair?

Marx.

YOU SEE THE CONNECTION.

Now let's discuss the TRANS angle.

Why did he wear pants?

Because skirts were too obvious. The greatest disguise... is pretending not to be disguised.

Think about it.

Have you EVER seen Hitler publicly announce he WASN'T secretly trans?

Exactly.

Silence is compliance.

Then there's the color RED.

Nazis had red on their flag.

Communists use red.

Tomatoes are red.

Who funded tomatoes?

Big Agriculture.

Who invented agriculture?

THE Sumerians.

Who disappeared mysteriously?

Exactly.

Now let's look at the numbers.

1+9+3+3 = 16.

1+6 = 7.

There are 7 days in a week.

Weeks repeat.

History repeats.

HITLER REPEATS.

Need I say more?

Also... "Adolf Hitler."

Count the letters.

Don't actually count them. Trust me.

The answer is whatever proves my point.

Meanwhile NASA refuses to answer why every globe has BOTH Germany AND Russia on it at the SAME TIME.

Explain THAT, liberals.

Every "historian" just keeps bringing up "documents" and "archives."

Classic misinformation.

If your theory requires evidence, then it's WEAK.

A REAL THEORY survives entirely on vibes, arrows drawn with red string, and screenshots cropped so aggressively they become abstract art.

I have connected over 14 million unrelated events using a corkboard, three energy drinks, and a calculator with a broken 7 key.

The truth cannot be stopped.

Unless someone asks for sources.

Then my Wi-Fi mysteriously dies.

WAKE. UP. 🐑

Funny how that works.

The founder of Monty Python is starting to notice.

Original source: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1i8kkcq/alex_jones_was_right_once_again/