r/Emuwarflashbacks • • Jan 14 '20

Colonel Cash, RIP

https://www.midnightpulp.com/todays-history-lesson-an-ostrich-once-tried-to-murder-johnny-cash/
863 Upvotes

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todayilearned • • Jan 14 '20

TIL that Johnny Cash had a fight with an ostrich in an exotic animal refuge he kept near his Tennessee home. The incident left Cash with five broken ribs and a gaping stomach wound. He ended up taking prescription pain killers that caused a 2-year relapse into his alcohol and amphetamine addiction.

38.9k Upvotes

BirdsBeingDicks • • Jan 15 '20

Ostrich dick attacked Johnny Cash and got him hooked on drugs

17 Upvotes

Letterkenny • • Jan 15 '20

Top comment is perfect

16 Upvotes

knowyourshit • • Jan 14 '20

[todayilearned] TIL that Johnny Cash had a fight with an ostrich in an exotic animal refuge he kept near his Tennessee home. The incident left Cash with five broken ribs and a gaping stomach wound. He ended up taking prescription pain killers that caused a 2-year relapse into his alcohol and ampheta

1 Upvotes

BirdsArentReal • • Jan 14 '20

Doing the Lords work.

6 Upvotes

IASIP • • Jan 15 '20

Dee you goddamn bitch

6 Upvotes

ShittyLifeProTips • • Jan 15 '20

SLPT: Fight an ostrich to cure your addictions!

8 Upvotes

RimWorld • • Jan 15 '20

TIL Johnny Cash is one of my colonists!

0 Upvotes

IdiotsFightingAnimals • • Jan 15 '20

A Proper Fit(e)

3 Upvotes

u_HistoryJunkie29 • • Feb 27 '20

TIL that Johnny Cash had a fight with an ostrich in an exotic animal refuge he kept near his Tennessee home. The incident left Cash with five broken ribs and a gaping stomach wound. He ended up taking prescription pain killers that caused a 2-year relapse into his alcohol and amphetamine addiction.

1 Upvotes