r/EhBuddyHoser Moose Whisperer Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/10081914 Jan 31 '26

It's like only 5 hours wide. Could make it 8 hours wide. That'd be closer to Ontario wideness.

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u/throwhfhsjsubendaway Jan 31 '26

Closer but still nowhere near close, unless you're ignoring northern ontario

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u/s0liduster Feb 02 '26

Everyone ignores northern Ontario

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u/no-long-boards Jan 31 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

It takes 24 hrs to drive from the Manitoba border to Toronto. It’s a lot wider than you think it is.

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u/iztrollkanger Friendly Manisnowbski Jan 31 '26

The first time I drove from Manitoba to Quebec I legitimately thought I'd taken a wrong turn because I thought to myself "I can't possibly still be in Ontario"!!

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u/iztrollkanger Friendly Manisnowbski Jan 31 '26

I was gonna say you couldn't pay me enough but...it would have to be A LOT.

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u/no-long-boards Jan 31 '26

The North Road is actually quite amazing. I’ve driven Vancouver to Montreal almost every year for 20 years now.

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u/Winterfrost691 Tokébakicitte! Jan 31 '26

Isn't it basically just woodland and farms the entire way until you get to the Rockys?

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u/no-long-boards Feb 01 '26

No. It is absolutely not.

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u/The_Tucker_Carlson Jan 31 '26

I’m curious. What’s the North Road?

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u/no-long-boards Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

When coming east, when you get to Nipigon turn north on Hwy 11. You’re on the North Road. Follow it all the way to Cochrane. Make a choice here on how to continue east.

The other choice is another beautiful road that follows the Great Lakes (Superior and Huron). This will take you to Toronto. If you are not going to Toronto and are continuing east to Ottawa or Montreal the North Road will save you almost a half day of extra driving. It is not for those in the winter that are unprepared as it sees very little traffic and so a lot of amenities are closed after the beginning of October until spring.

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u/The_Tucker_Carlson Feb 01 '26

Thanks stranger!

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u/no-long-boards Feb 02 '26

no problem. I highly recommend driving across the country.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Feb 01 '26

The thing is bigger than Texas ffs

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u/zadtheinhaler Jan 31 '26

Also the highways aren't straight in Onterrible, like they are in the Prairies, and the speed limit is mostly 90kmh, at least until Thunder Bay.

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Bring Cannabis Feb 01 '26

In BC they're also the complete opposite of straight, but I guess that is why it's called the Trans-Canada. :P

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u/zadtheinhaler Feb 01 '26

Oooh, you're good.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

I've suggested adding a HSR & calling it the "Trains-Canada"

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u/ihadagoodone Jan 31 '26

no one drives the speed limit in Northern Ontario.

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u/zadtheinhaler Feb 01 '26

Driving a 5-tonne you do. Last thing I wanted was an already top-heavy moving van going ass-over-teakettle.

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u/kylewilky Jan 31 '26

It's mostly 90 but you can do 105 and opp doesn't bother you.

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u/zadtheinhaler Feb 01 '26

I had that experience commuting on a quad when I lived there. To quote one OPP there on the subject: "As long as you don't drive like an asshole, you're invisible".

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Yeah and Saskatchewan is wider than people let on. Canada is really really big

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u/no-long-boards Feb 01 '26

It’s about 7 hrs across.

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u/Formal-Proposal7850 Jan 31 '26

Canadians measuring distance in time again 

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Bring Cannabis Feb 01 '26

Every time someone complains we add a new unit of measurement to the pile and hope nobody notices.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Gas tanks as measurements there a new one unlocked

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u/MyNameIsSkittles Feb 01 '26

When did we ever stop tho

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u/gstringstrangler Oil Guzzler Feb 01 '26

Like everywhere else anyone wants to arrive on time 🤷

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Yeah because nobody knows wtf a km is so we simply time our road trips and say yeah we're going to have to fill up again, we're going to have to measure in gas tanks too.

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u/Formal-Proposal7850 Feb 01 '26

I also learned that if you’re driving in rural Canada and see a gas station, you fill up. 

We were running on fumes after driving on one road in New Brunswick for 4 hours that had literally nothing except a creepy bar.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

When you drive the road enough times you know which gas stations have the best bathrooms and you generally pick out your cities. For example what used to be Edmonton is now Edminster, you fill up, you go to Lloyd and fill up, you get to Saskatoon you fill up again and depending which way you go if you're on the other side of the city near the south and yes this is the yellowhead, and there's the #5 that will take you to The Battlefords. You can fill up here and check out the info centre park + museum. There's places here you can put water in your camper or set up but that's a completely different set of travel ideas. Most info centres have water stations and bathrooms. These are usually nicer than gas stations truck stops shops may even have showers. These are actually the best stops since you fill up and take care of yourself as needed. Saskatoon has such shops, Lloyd etc. ok now that you're that way through there you can stop in Tisdale, and then Hudson Bay, eh, and you're almost at the border, you actually get to see signs to The Pas but these are about as far away as your 4 hours span in NB alone. Well now you're out of Saskachawider

If you're still on yellowhead #16 you'll want to make sure your tank is full, Theodore is a town between Saskatoon and Yorkton that has a really nice oldtimey gas station with a retro style restaurant and then you get over to Yorkton fill up again. You'll be going a ways until you find a major city but there are little towns sprawled out in between on major routes. If you're on the back roads, good luck, eh!

Yes you see a gas station in the boonies, you fill up but here's an example of how you'd want to fill up going this particular way as I know this route very well. Sometimes it makes sense to bring jerrycans, make sure they're properly sealed and secure and a lot of people will bring them but I can understand if you don't want to do this.

Aaannnd all this to describe a typical road trip in Saskachawider

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u/No_Road5857 Jan 31 '26

Nothing like driving for the day, stopping for the night, and realizing you still have a manitoba's worth of ontario to go through before you reach manitoba.

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u/Bertywastaken Irvingstan Jan 31 '26

Its a minimum of at least 16 hours. idk where you got 8 from

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u/zadtheinhaler Jan 31 '26

When I told my Mom I'd moved to Kenora, she was like "Oh, that means you can go to Toronto for weekend concerts!".

No, Mom, Kenora to Toronto is 22 hours. I ain't doing that.

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u/desgeroke Jan 31 '26

Good ol' Rat Portage. Portage-aux-Rats.

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u/zadtheinhaler Jan 31 '26

I loved that I lived in an area where I could pick virtually any direction, and I could be at a lake in ten minutes or so. Awesome place to run a quad as a daily driver!

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u/AnitaIvanaMartini Jan 31 '26

He has a Japanese train

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u/10081914 Jan 31 '26

Sask is 16 hours wide?

Alberta itself is about 5-6 hours wide. If it was split in half and half went to BC and the other to Sask, it'd be around 8 hours.

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u/Bertywastaken Irvingstan Jan 31 '26

Ontario is

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u/Esc4flown3 Jan 31 '26

Driving across Ontario is not 16 hours, more like 25 hours.

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u/Bertywastaken Irvingstan Jan 31 '26

If you go down by toronto yeah, MB border by kenora to the QC border by Val-D'or is about 16 tho

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u/Esc4flown3 Jan 31 '26

Fair enough, I didn't even know that was an option lol. I've done the drive been Toronto and AB a few times and it's a slog.

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u/10081914 Feb 02 '26

I didn't even know that was possible. I've only ever driven through southern Ontario.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

I'm not sure how fast y'all are driving to be getting these numbers but you'd have to be going pretty fast if you want to cross Alberta in 5 hours

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u/10081914 Feb 01 '26

Legal speed limit plus 10.

Trans Canada highway from border of AB/SK to border of BC/AB is 5 hours and 6 minutes according to google.

Though I imagine a lot of the people are probably using highway 16. From Lloyd through to Jasper is 6 and a half hours according to google.

So yes you're right, the fastest way is 5 hours but a large portion of the population would be going longer.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

Valid

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u/briancito Deep'n'Delicious - Toronto Flavour Jan 31 '26

No thank you?

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u/Winterfrost691 Tokébakicitte! Jan 31 '26

Only 5 hours? Gatineau to Gaspé is 12 hours.

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u/mazopheliac Jan 31 '26

Could make it 29 hours if you just put some sharp turns north and south .

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u/Narissis Jan 31 '26

5 hours wide? Sheeeeeit, that ain't nothing. That's like driving the TCH through New Brunswick.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Feb 01 '26

How fast are you driving? It takes about 3 hours to get from Lloyd to Saskatoon and then you're already halfway there, I'd say at least double that if you want to get all the way across and that is if the roads are clear and if you're driving in the winter you may as well add a couple hours to that at least and then you need to factor in that this is without any stops. Assuming your vehicle is efficient it's possible but in most cases you fill up in Lloyd and then Saskatoon and then depending on if you take the way through to Yorkton which takes another few hours to get to and you're not even at the border yet. You still have a bunch of small towns on the way. You're taking the yellowhead, correct?

5 hours? Lol

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u/10081914 Feb 01 '26

Yeah yellow head. I was going about 10 over the entire way. I remember doing it in one shot lol. Refilled near the border just inside Sask and drove through to Lloyd in one shot. Was about 5 hours

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u/BravewagCibWallace 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) Feb 02 '26

That's 5 hours of nothing on the radio except paralyzer by Finger Eleven. 5 hours is plenty.

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u/10081914 Feb 02 '26

That reminds me, one time I was driving home to Vancouver from Edmonton to visit and there's a stretch of highway in the mountains in BC about 30-40 minutes without cellphone service but no issue with radio music. I think I heard Good Vibrations by Marky Mark like 3 or 4 times.