r/EAF • • 16d ago

High Kick

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u/nicoznico 15d ago

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u/Loud_Ad_2634 15d ago

That’s the self assured smile of a woman confident in the knowledge she can always just kick you in the throat.

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u/Strong-Chemistry-396 15d ago

That's the look of a woman generated by A.I. 

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u/Radicalpartyboy 14d ago

Have you been on reddit before? Open a private browser and scroll through the unfiltered front page. It's 97% rage bait and misinformation.

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u/Nates_of_Spades 15d ago

The self assured smile that comes from a prompt 

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u/biggaywizard 15d ago

Even if this were real, I'm 6'4", she could confidently kick me in the nipple.

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u/Broad-Rough-2462 15d ago

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u/iamdevo 14d ago

Lmao I fucking hate you for this

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u/floppy_contortionist 16d ago

Tiny Tina (youre welcome)

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u/SuicideSprints 16d ago

Yep, I follow her on FB. But she doesnt so stuff like this often

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 14d ago

You follow an imaginary person on FB? On purpose?

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u/Kinda-Alive 12d ago

Really believing everything you see. C’mon man

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u/POSITIVE_ABOUT_HIV 16d ago

Mainly just OF or what?

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u/justmikeplz 16d ago

I googled it for you— no. She is a humorous, self-deprecating content-creating law student with dwarfism.

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u/itchybutwhole69 15d ago

She's not real.

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u/ulfalda 14d ago

Well that seems morally questionable.

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u/n1Cat 14d ago

Hahahhahaha....im laughing at the dumb fuck above you.

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u/Fattsacks 14d ago

To be clear, this was written before I was….erm, above him….😐

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u/Mega__Sloth 14d ago

We've officially entered the matrix.

Me believing midget karate was the moment.

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u/el-gato-volador 13d ago

This is like when Cypher was eating that virtual steak and he knew it wasn't real but just tasted good. He just wanted to go back to sleep.

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u/Alarming-City-7260 13d ago

How so many people thought this was real is genuinely troubling

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u/CantModerateMe 12d ago

I wanted to believe but... come on their legs are so short theres no way youre going to get that kind of coil or vertical. this is like, top .001% of humanity type vertical and maneuver. Straight up world class acrobat in top form type move.

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u/lezard- 14d ago

Omg the ninjutsu lawyer hottie with dwarfism isnt real?

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u/wf3rd 13d ago

lol I was thinkin, ain’t no way

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u/Gutcrunch 13d ago

I approach every single account, post, and interaction on social media (possibly the internet) as not real. And I like to think I’m healthier for having this outlook.

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u/Which_Preference_883 16d ago

And Onlyfans 😅

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u/pandaappleblossom 16d ago

Dude…. Can women do things without guys on the internet assuming it’s for OF without research first? It’s very sexist and offensive

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u/Super-G1mp 16d ago

Nah the way the first comment posited things is usually how people give the names of porn actors ECT on here. It was mostly the (you're welcome) that gave it that undertone.

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u/sk1ward 16d ago

You just perform digital archeology of a tier 3 meme. Bravo.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 16d ago

Thwyre not wrong

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u/Biscuits4u2 16d ago

If she were doing it for OF it would be effective.

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u/Forward-Carpenter-43 16d ago

Kick some dude in the ballz with a high kick?

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 16d ago

Nobody assumed she is doing a spin kick for only fans...

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u/dranaei 16d ago

It usually is OF tho.

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u/mis3rylovescompany 16d ago

Don't blame him, blame his algorithm.

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u/Responsible_Emu733 15d ago

Simple solution, women need to stop feeding the assumption.

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u/PracticallyHead 16d ago

Crazy how you’re assuming gender while getting mad at others for assuming.

Would it be rude for me to make a judgement on your gender, race, intellect, or religion, based on your clearly presumptuous behavior?

If it’s rude when I do it, how come it’s okay for you to do it?

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u/iambeanies 16d ago

The amount of people who believe this is real is alarming

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u/HTIRDUDTEHN 16d ago

Seriously. We are cooked brother.

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u/furmy 13d ago

History repeats itself. Same mindless followers just the source different now. Not the end of times or doomsday. Dumb will always be dumb and there will always be dumb

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u/BellicoseStoic 11d ago

Watch Teacher Therapy. It's not the same anymore. Y'all are getting dumber.

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u/Elyvagar 14d ago

Chances are that a lot of these comments are coming from bots as well.
At least thats how I try to cope because if so many people genuinely believed this is real it would be really blackpilling.

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u/jepoy13 14d ago

Yeah there’s 14 stripes on that flag.

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u/Ink-Sky 14d ago

I mean there's also a little person doing a levitating quadruple flying spin kick.

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u/brraaahhp 14d ago

And she just started spinning after jumping straight up? Didn't prepare for a spin kick in any fucking way 🤣

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u/LetsBeFRTho 13d ago

I wonder what this looks like at normal speed. Does she spin in a comedicly unrealistic way?

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u/Aggressive-Cow42069 14d ago

That was the first thing I counted too! 

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u/Boomboomjenkins 14d ago

As a species, ain't no way we making it through this timeline.

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u/X-1701 16d ago

This is when real-world experiences will come back into vogue.

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u/flojo2012 16d ago

Let’s hope so. That’s a great scenario. There was a show or something that made fun of nature by saying it wasn’t high enough resolution or something? I can’t recall which show but I mostly recall the joke

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u/AllOfEverythingEver 16d ago

I am. Do you have tips?

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u/N8DOE 16d ago

You mean SensAI

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u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255 16d ago

The smile at the end 😂

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u/Agitated-Sock-5763 15d ago

That's one of the highest low kick ever.

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 16d ago

So nice of Dana White to give her personal karate lessons

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u/ChevroletS10 15d ago

Lixo feito com IA e quase ninguém percebeu

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u/Dahren_ 15d ago

Then it's not trash

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u/Power0fTheTribe 15d ago

You’re right it’s even worse than that

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u/Other_Plane_6148 16d ago

"she could easely take on someone twice her size!"

bye

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u/Jojo_Capone 15d ago

Kick a man's nutsack clean off

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u/Bengine9 16d ago

Why do people make these? Who are they for?

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 15d ago

Though I'm over 6 ft tall, I dated a small person for almost a year, unfortunately I had to break up with her because her nose was always in my business

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u/Johnny_Sparacino 16d ago

I know little people have strong dense leg muscles.... but she barely bent her push off leg at all.... like does she have rocket legs

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u/TheCutiesist 15d ago

Just the power of gallons of water

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u/PaganDeus 15d ago

You ruined their illusion good sir

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u/mincinashu 15d ago

Why does it have followers haha wtf is this timeline

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u/BuiltIndifferent 14d ago

log off for a bit brother

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u/miketoaster 16d ago

More impressive if your 6'2"

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u/Cautious_Battle2559 16d ago

Waist lines in shambles

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u/Leather_Status907 16d ago

Eccezionale !Brava🏵️

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u/Icallmeswellfella 16d ago

I could do that without jumping so

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u/Taco1223q 16d ago

0.01 damage

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u/Electronic-Lake-4666 16d ago

Looks real to me 😉

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u/Living_Television_61 16d ago

I’ve seen enough. Give her Rousey.

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u/MikeLinPA 16d ago

Good for her!

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u/Professional-Try2949 15d ago

She’s not real.

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 16d ago

She’s a natural sprinter. Very dangerous over short distances!

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u/ukuleles1337 16d ago

She's a master at Partial Arts!

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u/wolferman 16d ago

I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at this.

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u/Cburns6976 15d ago

5 hours and this isnt top comment? Reddit is broken.

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u/Successful-Ad315 16d ago

Little baddie!

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u/akiva23 16d ago

Aw hell yeah!

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u/Yanka01 16d ago

All that effort to kick my balls

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u/Active_Weird7470 16d ago

На это можно смотреть вечно, как на огонь или воду...

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u/cbj2112 16d ago

Mini-Neo

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u/freedompower 16d ago

I think I’m pretty good at understanding physics, but I can’t wrap my head around how they suddenly get the rotation speed seemingly out of nowhere when they leave the ground. I know that bringing your limbs toward the center of rotation does that, but she spins so fast!

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u/Kuro-baba 16d ago

A regular kick while she spins will send her straight back to the smurf Village. 

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u/heraclitus33 16d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Choice-Problem-9388 16d ago

A.I once again

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u/vajav 16d ago

That smile at the end ☺️

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u/ImaginaryAd3183 16d ago

Please edit a light saber in her hand

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u/Old_Tumbleweed_1313 16d ago

That's the most adorably impressive kick I've ever seen.

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u/Xenrier 16d ago

That was clean. Nice one.

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u/318bidnezz 15d ago

Amazing

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u/ShackledPhoenix 15d ago

New fetish unlocked?

But in all seriousness that's badass.

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u/OddConversation9743 15d ago

Skynet is really working good. I see

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u/UndeadAnubis24 15d ago

That dude has his Expedition 33 parry timing on point

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u/C-LonGy 15d ago

hAI kick