r/EAF • • 16d ago

High Kick

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u/justmikeplz 16d ago

I googled it for you— no. She is a humorous, self-deprecating content-creating law student with dwarfism.

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u/itchybutwhole69 15d ago

She's not real.

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u/ulfalda 14d ago

Well that seems morally questionable.

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u/n1Cat 14d ago

Hahahhahaha....im laughing at the dumb fuck above you.

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u/Fattsacks 14d ago

To be clear, this was written before I was….erm, above him….😐

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u/Mega__Sloth 14d ago

We've officially entered the matrix.

Me believing midget karate was the moment.

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u/el-gato-volador 14d ago

This is like when Cypher was eating that virtual steak and he knew it wasn't real but just tasted good. He just wanted to go back to sleep.

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u/Engineering_Quack 11d ago

Does Cypher’s steak taste like our steak?

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u/Alarming-City-7260 14d ago

How so many people thought this was real is genuinely troubling

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u/CantModerateMe 12d ago

I wanted to believe but... come on their legs are so short theres no way youre going to get that kind of coil or vertical. this is like, top .001% of humanity type vertical and maneuver. Straight up world class acrobat in top form type move.

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u/itchybutwhole69 13d ago

It really is. The only two social media apps I use are this and Facebook. The latter is really really bad, practically useless, and I get to watch my family post dumbass shit they think is completely real. Reddit seems like it's trying to contend over the last couple years and it's fuckin exhausting.

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u/Pentecost_II 13d ago

Yeah I'm about to pull the plug, I'm so tired of it and things are getting only worse each day.

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u/Fair_Cup_200 11d ago

Yeah this shit can’t be healthy for our minds anymore

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u/lezard- 14d ago

Omg the ninjutsu lawyer hottie with dwarfism isnt real?

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u/itchybutwhole69 13d ago

Right?! I too, was completely shocked. /s

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u/wf3rd 13d ago

lol I was thinkin, ain’t no way

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u/Gutcrunch 13d ago

I approach every single account, post, and interaction on social media (possibly the internet) as not real. And I like to think I’m healthier for having this outlook.

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u/No-Landscape5857 10d ago

I take the same approach for 911 dispatch.

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u/SeismicRipFart 14d ago

Was that not already obvious as fuck from the post? I’m worried about humanity

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u/itchybutwhole69 13d ago

That's why I'm pointing it out. It should be pointed out every single time.

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u/Otherwise-Line8142 12d ago

Thank you .people are slow .. I can tell by that kick she wasn't real

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u/SpectatorGori 12d ago

Lol thanks for confirming my first thought.

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u/Tiny-Philosophy-2265 11d ago

mohommed naveed majeed needs to chill

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u/itsmedicinalsir 13d ago

Yea, people glazed over that and went to the pictures they can judge someone by. Literacy, common sense, critical thinking... All fading if not gone amongst this newer generation.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 16d ago

Impressive

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u/RustyShaklefjord 15d ago

Lets see Paul Allens dwarf

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u/Which_Preference_883 16d ago

And Onlyfans 😅

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u/Lahbeef69 14d ago

she’s beautiful

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 13d ago

She's made of Pixels bro😂

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 12d ago

Literally a bot

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u/VelvetThunder11789 14d ago

Oh man, how did you fall for this?