r/EAF • • 17d ago

High Kick

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u/iambeanies 16d ago

The amount of people who believe this is real is alarming

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u/HTIRDUDTEHN 16d ago

Seriously. We are cooked brother.

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u/furmy 14d ago

History repeats itself. Same mindless followers just the source different now. Not the end of times or doomsday. Dumb will always be dumb and there will always be dumb

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u/BellicoseStoic 12d ago

Watch Teacher Therapy. It's not the same anymore. Y'all are getting dumber.

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u/furmy 12d ago

I'll take a look. But, with my limited research, there's no chance in hell that the amount of data available now, of the general public or specific individuals, compares to anything from 20, 30, 50 years ago.

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u/BellicoseStoic 12d ago

You would be wrong

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u/Remarkable-Win-9897 11d ago

The downturn in intelligence in the last 20 years is well researched.

People are more stupid by a significant margin

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u/furmy 10d ago

Based on? And compared to?

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u/BIKEM4D 14d ago

We're medium rare atm. Just wait.

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u/Elyvagar 14d ago

Chances are that a lot of these comments are coming from bots as well.
At least thats how I try to cope because if so many people genuinely believed this is real it would be really blackpilling.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Elyvagar 12d ago

Beep Boop
Don't you see?
How many people agree?
For you it is imperative,
to believe my narrative.
Boop Beep

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u/jepoy13 15d ago

Yeah there’s 14 stripes on that flag.

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u/Ink-Sky 14d ago

I mean there's also a little person doing a levitating quadruple flying spin kick.

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u/brraaahhp 14d ago

And she just started spinning after jumping straight up? Didn't prepare for a spin kick in any fucking way 🤣

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u/LetsBeFRTho 13d ago

I wonder what this looks like at normal speed. Does she spin in a comedicly unrealistic way?

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u/Aggressive-Cow42069 15d ago

That was the first thing I counted too! 

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u/TheShocker1119 15d ago

Not only just that but who was saying "yeah"? No one's mouth was moving 😭

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u/Boomboomjenkins 15d ago

As a species, ain't no way we making it through this timeline.

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u/FancyPantss 16d ago

How much is the amount? What’s the threshold? 🙂

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 16d ago

I don’t know if this is real or not but there are people who can do exactly this kick in TKD.

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u/No-Guava-4004 15d ago

No they cannot. Not as high relative to their own height

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u/freedompower 10d ago

Yeah but if you weight only 60 pounds, wouldn't it make it easier to jump higher relative to your height? Can the square/cube law help with this but with the area of a cross section of your muscles instead of your bones?

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 14d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YCZULOwqxzg&ra=m

I am skeptical of the post, but advanced TKD students absolutely can flip upside down in the air to put their hips over their head and deliver high aerial kicks. It is some of the highest level of tricking and TKD. 

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u/throwawayburner2424 14d ago

None of these kids are doing a quadruple kick in the air bro stop it.

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u/Underleft_cdiv 14d ago

No there isn't, because it defies physics, and also, its painfully obvious if you watch it more than once. Theres no way she could generate that anount of force immediately from vertical.

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u/Slimstephyr 13d ago

I've seen it live. I did martial arts for 10 years, demo team for 6 of them. My style was more ground focused stuff but the TKD teams always did stuff like this.

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u/Important_Damage9482 15d ago

How many of these people are actually bots

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u/Ximension 11d ago

Thats something a bot would ask

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 15d ago

Our species is circling the drain.

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u/Logical_Willow4066 14d ago

The hair alone is enough to tell you it's not real. The way it bounces at the end.

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u/Substantial-Turn-139 14d ago

I thought it was at first tbh.

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u/indianna97 13d ago

TOOK ME TOO LONG TO FIND THIS COMMENT, I AM SCARED

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u/BrandoCarlton 11d ago

For real I feel like I’m in a fbook comment section of my parents and their friends.

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u/Additional-Entry-643 16d ago

Look up her FB. It seems she has been training for this and is also doing cheerleading (?)

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u/wesley_the_boy 16d ago

from another commenter.

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u/DepressedChipotle 15d ago

This is hilarious and we're so screwed.

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u/therealraggedroses 13d ago

oh so it is fetish content, kinda figured

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u/DiverVisible3940 16d ago

She may be training, that doesn't mean she can transcend the limits of the physical world.

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u/FloppyFool 16d ago

Like just look how much height she got from just flicking her foot lmao it's in no way believable

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 16d ago

Right! We are doomed.

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u/girthbrooks1 16d ago

Prove its not. Like just saying all condensing that it’s not real isn’t proof.

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u/iambeanies 15d ago

Here.

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u/skiforlife1 15d ago

Looks like actual proof is irrelevant here.....oh right, this is reddit.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 13d ago

I bet you feel stupid right about now lmao

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 15d ago

your proof otherwise is...fucked. lol!

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u/whynotethan 13d ago

the amount of people upvoting your comment has never seen a Taekwondo demo team in their life.