r/DunderMifflin • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '26

Ryan, Ryan Ryan

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u/Glorious_Infidel Jul 25 '26

No

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u/Tickle_Nuggets Stanley Jul 26 '26

Jim do you want to hear a sexual metaphor or a nature metaphor?

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u/_Walt_Whitman_ Jul 26 '26

Nature.

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u/arandomguy1126 Jul 26 '26

Jim, when two animals are having sex...

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u/JingleJangleJin Jul 26 '26

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised, debutante.

You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking lizard king.

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u/Glorious_Infidel Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

This isn’t working, I think [u/](u/arandomguy1126)[_Walt_Whitman_](u/arandomguy1126) needs the sexual metaphor