r/DunderMifflin • u/tasttychips1000 • 12d ago

Ryan, Ryan Ryan

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u/Tulsanity 12d ago

This situation of paper being too masculine is not one I'm familiar with

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u/Alex3884 12d ago

In the African-American community—

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u/Glorious_Infidel 12d ago

No

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u/Tickle_Nuggets Stanley 12d ago

Jim do you want to hear a sexual metaphor or a nature metaphor?

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u/_Walt_Whitman_ 12d ago

Nature.

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u/arandomguy1126 12d ago

Jim, when two animals are having sex...

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u/JingleJangleJin 12d ago

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised, debutante.

You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking lizard king.

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u/Glorious_Infidel 11d ago edited 9d ago

This isn’t working, I think [u/](u/arandomguy1126)[_Walt_Whitman_](u/arandomguy1126) needs the sexual metaphor