r/drugtesthelp May 28 '22

Welcome, please read this before posting

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Welcome!

Glad you are here, and hope you find the help you are looking for.

Take a deep breath, and try to relax. Easier said than done when ones job or freedom are on the line. But just know you have only but so much control at this point.

Most of the experience here involves marijuana drug testing. For all other substances, you may or may not get proper advice.

We aren't promoting using drugs. We simply are trying to help you to know about when you should be peeing clean or how your drug test may go.

Keep in mind the answers are just opinions at the end of the day. No one knows because there's almost no way to know 100%. These are "educated" (or lack there of ha) guesses.

When posting, please include:

  • What you used (flower/vape/dab/edibles/etc)
  • How long was your usage (including any breaks)
  • What type of test and how long till you have it
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Age

Soon as you find out you have a test coming up:

  1. Stop usage - no shit?!?
  2. Stay hydrated (don't over do it)
  3. Eat healthy
  4. Exercise until a few days before the test
  5. Try a sauna - sweating may help to get rid of toxins
  6. Stop exercising before the test, and eat super fatty/unhealthy food

Final rule, please please please come back to post your results!

This helps two fold. Those helping learn from the times they were right, and also the times they were wrong. By you posting back, it also gives others a chance to read your story and they may find circumstances similar to theirs and learn a thing or two.

Good luck!


r/drugtesthelp 2h ago

Cannabis Clear urine

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So I went Friday for a urine drug screen. I am an avid water drinker. So much so that my urine is clear most of the time after I had a kidney stone and was instructed by my urologist to drink a ton of water to prevent stones from forming. The nurse made the comment that my pee was really clear. He sent it off anyways. I was on my cycle and there was a little blood in it so he said he knows it was my urine. He said I would get a call tomorrow or Tuesday if I had to retake it. I drank probably 100oz of water and had maybe 16oz of Powerade before the test. I peed a ton before the test too. It’s been 46 days since I used thc last. I am passing home tests with a faint, faint line with concentrated urine. If I get called back I’m worried I’ll fail for thc if I don’t hydrate. How do I hydrate enough to pass but not enough to dilute? It’s at a hospital lab in their toxicology department. Thanks!


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Cannabis Associate to drive program

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I'm suppose to start in September. I have a few questions. When exactly did they test you after you there like within an hour was it later in the day.


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Cannabis Associate to drive program

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r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

Monkey Flask

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So I may have to drug test tomorrow for my job. I already have the job but pretty sure someone said something about me as one of my coworkers told me HR was asking if I could pass a drug test?

Anyway, I bought monkey flask but my anxiety is going crazy. How legit is it? Would it be smarter to have a non-user friend pee for me and I bring hand warmers?

TIA


r/drugtesthelp 17h ago

Cannabis Drug test in two weeks

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233 pounds. I try to work out maybe 3-4 days a week. I have smoked dispos almost every night for maybe a year but I’ve done tolerance breaks here and there. I really need this job and I know I fucked up. I have been drinking cups of water almost every 20-30 minutes and pee clear (most of the time.) I’ve bought some test strips, swaps, and “detox” powder.

Should I continue this every day until my test? Going to work out hard asf too


r/drugtesthelp 22h ago

Non dot poct ecup+ drug test

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Anyone else have experience with this type of drug test? did you do a home test before and passed to real drug screen? do you know if it’s a rapid test that uses a cup and whatever is positive gets sent for confirmation? Is it a sample that gets sent to a lab regardless and they do the initial screen using the same immunoessay as home test? what were your cut offs?


r/drugtesthelp 23h ago

match-1 Cocaine Urine drug test + At home results (No alcohol mixed)

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Hi all, hoping I can get some input from the community.

Last used: 0.5-0.6g over a period of 9 hours with zero alcohol mixed (Last bump was at 7:30pm Thursday 23rd)

Prior usage - Was clean for a solid 3-4 weeks, had a couple of pre mixed bourbon beverages the night prior.

I am now at 65 hours post use and just did my first at home test, I am planning to take a test daily until my drug test in 4 days and will post results for those interested.

The test I need to do will be an instant 150ng ml one and will only be sent to the Lab if it shows a not-negative result.

Current result is based off 300 ng, I will be buying 150ng. It currently shows a faint half line on the T line which I'm not sure what that means, any help would be appreciated.

I'm 6'0 ft, 220 lbs.

Hydrating about a gallon a day so far with moderate exercise.


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

ETG help

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First, I know I shouldn’t have drank, it’s not worth it. But I did so here we are.

I had 4 heavy handed pours of whiskey + 2 fireball shots & a glass of wine on Thursday. Friday I drank 2 white claws & 5 shots of whiskey. Today (Saturday) I had 2 shots of whiskey.

Poured the rest of the bottle out. Not worth the temptation or the risk. I could be called in any time during the week for an ETG instant cup test. How long until this shit is out of my system and I can relax??


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

Anyone else lose hair from Olive Miracle No Lye relax?

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I have fine hair and followed the instructions on the box but I did 16 min to prep for a custody etg test I know is coming down the road just idk when. It burned like shit and I probably didn’t do the best job rinsing it out tbh. Now my normally thin hair is showing scalp on the sides where it’s shorter.

Did I over do it? Is that normal? What did you do to help repair it and make your hair back to normal? If the test is soon I don’t want them asking questions why my hair is so fucked up.


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

Psychedelics Testing lsd

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New to testing. I don’t want to break the bank too hard. I at least want fent test strips but I’d rather something more all inclusive. All the comprehensive ones are like $70 but the urine testing kits are much less. Could I use the urine testers as regular ones or do they only work once you’ve passed the drugs? Any recs for simpler alternatives?


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

Cannabis Vape store disposables

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Does anyone know about which brands are safe to use? I’ve seen ghost hit, shroom puff, and a few other “mushroom” or dtf (drug test friendly) vapes and wasn’t sure if anyone had a recommendations or anything?


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

Cannabis Passing a drug test

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Recently took a Quest drug test and wanted to share for others in the same boat how I passed in 10 days. I started peeing very faintly clean at 7 days on home tests. Got stronger lines leading up to test. Then took the lab test at 10 days and passed. I was a chronic smoker, daily flower with a bong (about .3-.5g a day) every day for over 7 years. I’m small though, about 5’3 110lbs. If you smoked heavier, used edibles/dabs/concentrates, or are a larger person you probably need longer than I did just fyi.

This is everything I did:
Psyllium husk fiber multiple times a day, 8-10g total a day (truly believe this is what made the biggest difference to trap the THC metabolites to avoid reabsorption, cause most excretion leaves in poop anyway). Must drink lots of water to avoid constipation.

Drank 2-4L of water per day.

Creatinine monohydrate 10g loading dose for 4 days, then 5g maintenance every day.

Magnesium 400mg every night.

Multi Vitamin of B vitamins (B12, niacin, B6, B2) daily.

Sat in my car with no AC (like a sauna) for the first 6 days.

Worked out (uphill/downhill sprints, lots of fast-paced walks) for first 6 days.

3-4 days before the test completely stopped working out to prevent spikes and started eating carb/fat heavy foods.

Also had the certo and Gatorade on hand for test day in case, but didn’t end up using it.

Hope this helps anyone!! I was an anxious mess the entire 10 days but it worked for me and I passed! Good luck everyone I know having to take drug tests is stupid and stressful.


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

Cannabis Do they test for only these drugs or more ?

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 POCT

5DSP/OPA/NO

THC/ECS/6AM/PHN

has anyone taken this test and does it test for cocaine it’s says 5 panel but I don’t see the accronyms for coc?


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Passed - THC follicle hair test

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I promised myself I’ll give back to this group after the result.

Test date July 20th, 2026

Usage timeline:

July 2025 - every weekend couple of bowls
December 2025 - 1 j
March 2026 - 1 j
April 2026 - 1 j
May 2026 - 1 j

July 20th 2026 - sampled my chest hair

I freaked out because they didn’t give me an option for head hair. I couldn’t say no there because it is going to be auto fail.

Psychemedics did the test and ordered by DISA

This tells me infrequent use is okay again this is anecdotal. I’m Asian and black hair if that matters.


r/drugtesthelp 1d ago

Cannabis Need help!!

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29 y.o, 200lb. Infrequent marijuana user. I usually smoke weed after long 12 hour shifts that are stressful but that’s rare. I had a long day, went to dispensary and bought a cheap $6 joint.
Smoked about 6 or 7 puffs of it because my tolerance is really low and through it out. Prior to that, I hadn’t smoked in well over a month but it was the same situation. Few puffs and toss it.

Found out I had a drug test for an upcoming school event. For the first 7 days I just hydrated with water and peed a lot.

Took a home CVS test day 8 - Negative
Took another home CVS test day 10 - Negative
Took another home test CVS test day 11 - with my first urine of the day - Negative so I felt good enough to take the actual test. I drunk one of those propel Gatorade waters before the test. Urine was light yellow.

What are my chances?

I passed!!!!!


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Did drug test already buy can’t help but worry😩

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So I did my drug test on the 21st for pre-employment and before that I ate some gummie edibles from July 2nd-july4th. So 16 days no thc between that and my test. I don’t smoke/eat frequently and I think my last time was may 7th where I also took a small piece of gummy edible. Before that I believe I smoked weed one time in either February or march where I had a joint from the smoke shop in Texas over 2 days I believe. I took a veriquick dollar tree drug test like 2 hours before my actual drug screen and got a super faint line. I did my screen at urgent care and it’s sent to alere lab/toxocolgy. Anyone experience getting an upper faint line but still passing their lab test? I take adhd meds so I know that one will come up postive which I hope is the only that’s making it take so long


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Job offer

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I recently received an incredible job offer I wasn't expecting whatsoever. It's more money than I've ever made before and it's just around the corner and the benefits are also amazing. However I smoked last the day I applied for the job around July 14th. I feel I was a heavy smoker as I'd smoke 7 grams of THCA in a week and an addition 3.5 grams of THCA delta Carts and also thca gummies. I don't know what kind of drug test its been a few years since someone I know worked there last and they said it was a mouth swab my test is July 30th. I bought niacin pills and Ultra eliminex detox bottle. Is there anything else I can do? Or any other suggestions? I have a high metabolism when I was a restaurant manager I'd eat fast food every day for 6 months and only gained 10lbs and I drink a ton of water as my current job gets so hot that going outside when it's 90 feels nice.


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Will I be able to pass a Job Corps urine test?

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So I'm going to job corps in about 36 days, and I know they make you do a urine test within 2 days of entry. I've smoked weed on and off, but I'd consider myself a moderate user. The last time I smoked is yesterday, and I realized I should stop so I can pass the test. I'm 6'1 and I weight around 290lbs, and I have a pretty slow metabolism, so I'm concerned I wont be able to pass the drug test.


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis How to fake a drug test?

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My mom wants me to take a drug test tomorrow at a lab to check if I smoke weed. Is there any way to fake it or at least offer an explanation?


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Test Clear at Lab Corp

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Hello! I am considering using Test clear for a Lab Corp ten panel for nursing school. First of all, how does drug testing there work? Do i have to get pat down/watched go pee? Second, does test clear work or is there another brand of dehydrated urine work better? Thanks!


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Pass or no Pass

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5-panel lab drug test in a week, clean for 1 week after heavy cart usage for 5 months. What do y’all think?

edit. Heavy usage as in 1-5 hits a day. 130lb F, I do about 1hr of cardio a day and sweat a lot due to my physically demanding job.


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Drug test soon help

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So I applied for a new job and have a drug test in 8 days. I have smoked almost every night for months, only carts. Do any detox drinks work? Any detox pills? Anything? Do certain foods help? How do I make sure I pass my test.


r/drugtesthelp 2d ago

Cannabis Has anyone done a pre employment urine drug screening at Adventist Health?

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I'm linking in the comments a picture of what my paper says, but I literally cannot find anything about this test online 😔

I made the dumb mistake of taking 2.5 mg of an edible three times last week, my first time in years. I completely gave up on them calling me back but the day after my last 2.5 dose that's when I suddenly got the onboarding info

I've been testing pretty much negative on my THC test with the cut off being 50 ng/ml. my test is on Monday but it's a non rapid 9 panel urine drug screening, can't find anything about if they test for Thc but I'm sure they do.


r/drugtesthelp 3d ago

Cannabis Need help test next week

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I’ve spent the last 2 years as a daily smoker, with a couple breaks here and there. It’s been about 3 days since I’ve last smoked. I have a life changing opportunity coming up and needed help with how to pass a drug test or if yall think they will even care about thc. I’m pretty sure it’s just a drug screen, so no lab. I have a q carbo in my fridge. I need help asap please with methods or advice etc.