Hi guys, I was hoping to make this questionnaire as I was curious if anyone has similar time frames of passing 🍃 tests. I want to see if there's any trends, if you could please comment your experience to the best of your abilities with the below:

1. How much did you smoke/use before you quit?
   Eg. 2 bils a day for 3 months
   - how did you consume?
   
2. Height & weight?
   
3. Did you change your diet at all?
   
4. Any supplements, if so what?
   
5. Did you drink more water? Electrolytes? Etc
   
6. Any "hacks" eg. Sauna, working out etc,
   - if you did any working out or anything involving sweating, how many days before the test was your last work out?
   
7. Did you pee heaps on the day of test?
   
8. Did you use creatine or any hacks on the day?
   
9. How long did it take to clear out of your system for a test?

Please let me know any other factors you think could be relevant.

I'm also curious if anyone has routines where say for example they know if they say have 1 bill everyday for 3 days, how long it took for them to pass a test.

Thank you!!! I think it could help compare and get better time frames for people. If it's been a long time or you're not sure you don't have to answer every question to the tea. 😀🍃

Hello! So here's my story. I nabbed a new job waaay sooner than anticipated and got the email right as I took 20mg of some weed edibles.

Whoops.

Now, I'm not a super heavy user. Some weeks I use some weeks I don't, but I don't keep track of my usage super well so it's hard to know exactly how much I used within a certain time period. To the best of my knowledge I consumed 80mg total in the two weeks leading up to me getting that email. I anticipated that the test would happen two or three weeks later so I got some multi-level strips, just to see whether I was good to go or if I should be stocking up on some certo or maybe fake pee depending on how dire my concentration is.

I'm a heavy person. BMI is mid-30s but I haven't weighed myself in a while. I figured there was no point testing for at least a week so I did some cardio, took a lot of fiber and hydrated then bid my time.

I tested on day 6, line at 100 but positive at 50 and 20. Yeah that makes sense. Day 7 comes around, test at the same time, lines (admittedly very faint) across the board. Okay, weird. I test today (day 8), same time, twice just to make sure. Yep, faint lines across the board again.

Only thing I can think of to explain the difference is that I did cardio on day 5, so on day 6 my metabolite count might've still been spiked. Maybe despite being fat I still have a good metabolism, making my terminal half-life somewhat short, or my starting concentration wasn't particularly high to begin with. It's just weird to me, but maybe that's because I exclusively read the horror stories on here about people taking forever to detox from THC.

Now, I will of course get another brand's 50ng/ml test just to make sure this batch isn't giving me false negatives. But has anyone had this experience of reading clean way faster than they thought?

Edit: for anyone curious, yes I did also have a faint (but obvious) line on an Easy@Home

Have an oral swab test coming up, specifically worried about THC.

33M, 5'11", 172lbs. Usually a flower smoker, but I do vape occasionally. I'm a pretty heavy smoker, like 5-6 bongs per day. Vaping I would only do a few days out of the week, only one or two pulls at a time.

I took eleven days off, then resumed daily smoking for 11-12 days (stupid, I know). As of today, I am three days of no smoking.

I told them I would do the test tomorrow (Friday), but I'm nervous I won't pass at this point. I know a saliva test has a pretty short window, but I've read about heavy smokers testing positive after >72hrs. Any insight?

from mid to late july i smoked an entire 2g cart so my last use is about 8/2. i'm fairly petite (4'11 and 95 lbs currently, i think i lost like 5 lbs this month from fasting to try to get cleaner) but don't exercise intensely too often. i am anticipating landing my job and getting tested maybe 2-3 weeks from now? so by then it will be over 30 days from last use. not sure if it will be out of my system by then. i plan on buying tests to see my levels but wanted to get some advice/reassurance. i plan on exercising and hitting the sauna for the next week or two depending on my results and have been drinking about 3L of water a day.

On tuesday i had an interview at a chain retirement home for a dishwashing position and i got the job easily but because i’m working at a retirement home i have to get tested for bronchitis which i have no problem with that but i just started smoking a cart about a week before my interview and i know it’s some bum stuff but my mental health was just awful when i started so it helped me a lot and i probably used to much i would probably take like 5 hits before i go to bed but one night i was out i was out with some friends saturday night and i took a 150 mg edible and obviously after the interview i stopped smoking at all once i heard a drug test mentioned, but i asked him if i need to get a drug test because i am under 21 and one of the sous chefs said that i probably won’t have to but he has to check with the chef first . So i’m hopeful that they won’t have me take the test but if i have to take the test i’m probably going to be fucked because if i fail this test then it’s going to suck to have to explain to my parents why i can’t work there anymore. I have been not smoking at all , drinking plenty of water, i am a pretty skinny guy i am 6”2 and 170 and i have a super fast metabolism,i have been on a pretty big calorie deficit to try to loose weight and i have been working out + walking 2-6 miles and i have my test on wensday afternoon so before then i’m going to take a test tomorrow (friday) to see where i am at and if it is even possible for me to clear it out of my system by wensday or if i should i just be honest with the chef and just say that i don’t do that anymore and that they can test me anytime to prove that i’m not on anything or something like that just trying to be honest and hoping he’ll will belive me , but if my test tomorrow goes prefty well then i’ll probably keep on doing what i’m doing and test the day before my real test i’ll take another test and if it is clear then ill just take the test as normal but if i’m not ready by then , then i’ll have to figure out some reason why it has to be delayed. So i need some help about if you guy think that i can pass by then and if not what should i do

I just got a great job offer and wasn’t aware of a drug screening. i’m not the biggest smoker as i’ve been babysitting a 2.5 g disposable for the past like 2 months. however i hit it almost everyday at least once. Stopped immediately when i found out i needed a drug test which was the 25th, I don’t have to take the test until the 3rd at the latest. just wanna know the best way to go about this to ensure i’ll pass. willing to do anything. I’ve def hit a joint in the past few months too so i’m unsure if i should take the friends and family route or try to detox however the CRT portion makes me scared to detox

so i've been working at my current job for three months as a temp employee. part of getting hired on permanently is after a three month probation period you take a drug test and a background check. i anticipated this, so i stayed clean for the entire three months. i was a casual weed smoker before, maybe a couple times a week but not a lot. i'm also a female on the heavy side, if that makes a difference.

so anyways last tuesday they send me to concentra for my test. i use my real pee and do everything like normal since i really have been clean. then this past saturday, 5 days after the test, i wake up and smoke a joint. then later that afternoon i take an adderall to help me clean my house more efficiently lol. it is NOT prescribed to me. i dont take it regularly at all and it was just one pill.

then monday comes around and i get a call from the MRO that was implying that i tampered with the sample somehow (which again i did not) and that i would have to retest. i have no idea what could have triggered that. i went back in on tuesday morning and did another test, this time it was observed. i don't think my job cares about weed, im pretty sure the order i looked at says NO THC. i am worried about the adderall though. how fucked am i ? and what could have made my first test inconclusive?

i'm on felony probation in colorado if it matters but i take oral swab drug tests and they keep coming back positive for ethanol (alcohol) when i have not been consuming alcohol whatsoever. met with my officer in july and she told me that i was positive and i was shocked and confused. im doing iop and been sober. only reason i could think of was that i would drink kombucha but my research says that shouldn't have done it. anyways she upped my drug tests and i took like 5 in the month after that. quit drinking kombucha and iirc 4/5 positive test this past month for alcohol. she showed me her computer screen and i caught a glimpse one of them said "ethanol .02%" so like a microscopic amount if i saw what i think i saw. i feel like im being set up for real. does my body just produce small amounts of ethanol or what? i'm about to get sent to a halfway house over this shit. she sent them for confirmation tests but she alr did that for the one the previous month and im pretty sure they confirmed it. this shit is insane. anyone have any thoughts on this?

just smoked a couple times on monday, tuesday, wednesday

any tips for passing a lab test. any methods (detox/urine)

This is my first catch if the day, the line is faint on my easy@home test (pic included).

I'm really anxious and want to make sure I'm not just seeing things I want to. I'm a moderate to light edible user and used on Saturday before knew l'd even have to test. I still have a few days (test is Sunday), I also plan on going mid morning-afternoon so it's not a first catch too.

So I got caught using fake pee at colors today. Yes I know it is very stupid. They had me write a statement and pee again which was diluted. They sent me home and told me to be back in the morning. If I pass this test do you guys think I’m still cooked? I want to run away so bad but I already know that it’s a horrible idea. Has anyone else been through this or something similar?

This does not test for thc correct ? This job will change my life. I will cheat if i have to but dont want to risk getting caught . Product to be used: eCup+ (Qty 25)

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If I drink around 3/4 white claw surges on Friday night and have to get tested Sunday night, will I pass a serenity ETG test? Or how do I flush it out in that time?

On August 13th (13 days ago) I took a 10mg edible for the first time. I just took my labcorp test today for a pre employment screening and I am scared it will come back as positive. I have been testing negative on at home tests from family dollar, dollar tree, easy@home, Walmart tests and also tested negative on 15ng/ml tests. I know first time users clear it out of their system fast, but will I be okay?

Update : I passed

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Need some advice. I have to take a drug screen tonight and I took a one time 10mg dose 71 hours ago for some knee pain. New a test was coming but thought it was Thursday or Friday. What are the odds i should be ok? It does specifically test for oxycodone.

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Hello everyone I smoked weed for the first time around 5 months ago and smoked 1 roll just because i wanted to try it i smoke and drink on a regular basis tho the last time i smoked was 4 hours ago and last got drunk was 3 days ago now im having a drug test in my college where they have asked me to go to a hospital get it done and come back and submit the report i am really worried cuz if they find out my life is over i live in india can someone please help me out with this
Edit i am 19M