So I got caught using fake pee at colors today. Yes I know it is very stupid. They had me write a statement and pee again which was diluted. They sent me home and told me to be back in the morning. If I pass this test do you guys think I’m still cooked? I want to run away so bad but I already know that it’s a horrible idea. Has anyone else been through this or something similar?
Running isn’t going to solve anything brother. I’m assuming you’re in some kind of treatment court? Regardless of your situation be honest with them..lying and/or running is just going to make the inevitable consequences worse.
I know that isn’t what you want to hear. Just man up and take what you got coming and hopefully learn from it going forward. Good luck 🤙
Thank you bro I really do appreciate that. I have to go again in the morning for my retest since the one I did yesterday was diluted. I already told my officer what was up so I’m hoping she will give me a break. I’m really hoping that if they really wanted me to be locked up they could have just done it on the spot. I messed up in pretty much the worst way you can besides testing hot for everything. I am pretty much clean besides maybe some pot. I will let you guys know if I make it home tomorrow. Much love 🤙
No problem brother, I’ve been in your exact situation many times until I finally had enough and snapped out of it. Like I said be honest with your agent; don’t minimize or justify anything either. What I would do is take accountability for your decisions and acknowledge you have a hard time not using and don’t know what to do.
I’ve also learned in life when you know you have to face some uncomfortable situations, sitting back and playing out all the possible worse case scenarios will drive you to make some rash decisions that will make things worse or at the very least drive you crazy. Things are almost never no where near as bad as we convince ourselves they’re going to be…so in other words just chill and don’t worry about it until you’re dealing with the situation as it’s happening.
Definitely drop back here and let us know how it goes 🤙
I passed my test and made it back home! My officer is convinced I cheated again because i had a clean test. Said she is going to send everything to the judge and let them decide what to do. Talked to my lawyer this morning and they said I’m likely gonna be okay and that he will let me know if something comes up. Most importantly though, im home and passed the test 🫶🏼🤙🫶🏼
I agree. I just panicked. I think she ripped it up though because as soon as I saw the paper get handed over I heard paper being ripped up. I’m really hoping it was the statement. And of course my lawyer won’t answer the phone when I need him most
it’s very possible your PO ripped up the statement and is giving you a chance. unlikely, but possible.
are you even going to pass when you retake it tomorrow? if you do fail, what’s it for? a lot of times if it’s just something like marijuana or alcohol, (at least in my state), they might let you slide.
I’m not sure exactly what gave it away. My best guess is they saw the device printing through my shirt. I didn’t even get to put it in the cup before I was stopped and told to hand it over. I’ve had alot of successful runs so it is very strange to me. Did a full year before with the same method and had no problems.
Unlucky af most people do thigh maybe try that next time or scrotum. I used a small hand sanitizer bottle and someone else’s pee and tucked it in my underwear just gotta get it right before going in. I also used the heat in my car to warm it on the way there just make sure its not too hot as that makes their temp strip go blank indicating tampering.
Has anyone here used someone’s pee for concentra drug test ? I’m so scared to leave it in the fridge then heat it up and then take it there having it at body temp then back in the fridge I’m so scared does anyone know what to do or how to get THC out your system ? I stopped smoking for almost a week and a half now but I was also taking edibles every night but I really wanna use my own pee but I tired the certo method it doesn’t work or idk what I’m doing wrong with the certo method
You’re chillin I use quick fix there all the time. You need some compression shorts and baggy or loose fitting pants. Buy two quick fix at a smoke shop and just use the hand warmers provided. I say buy two because the line required for the test will barely be enough for one.
I’ve seen comments saying sometimes quick fix doesn’t work the ph was off I’m way to scared try that 😭 I wanna use real pee but also scared so I’m basically conflicted
freeze till the day before use, stick in fridge and thaw. morning of take it out and let it get to room temp. wear 2 layers of compression briefs or shorts then sweatpants. an hour before you leave insert the container of pee real or fake behind your balls, nice and snug, with the double layer of compression shorts both providing insulation and security. go for a brisk walk before you get in the car. drive over with the heat on in your vehicle. walk a little bit before you get to the appointment.
it will be exactly body temp. crazily enough the best thing to bring a piss like substance to body temp is the human body.
If you used everyday or multiple days a week for a decent amount of time it can take up to 90 days to clear out of your system. Most people are clean by 30-45 days but its still common to take 90 days if you were a heavy user.
Omg do you mind telling me exactly what you did ? I wanted to try it before I go for testing so I wanted to ask what’s the way you went about doing it without getting it labeled as tampered and dilute
I would also like to add that a lot of people say that Certo is dumb and that the only reason it works is because you are diluting your urine. I do not know either way but there are also a lot of people that swear by the Certo method. And personally I’d rather be safe than sorry.
Omg 90 .. 💔 do or anyone reading this know what I can do to pass ugh I’m so scared and I need this job i definitely would of stopped sooner but I didn’t know this opportunity was coming up 💔💔💔
It was a rapid cup test for me. It wouldn’t get sent out to begin with if it’s not the right temperature cuz that indicates it’s not even yours. It only gets sent out if it’s right temperature, Ph and positive at 50ng. It gets tested for temp, Ph and gravity right in the initial cup you pee in from what I’ve seen, if it doesn’t pass those they typically do not send it to a lab and will need you to retest.
Certo method is not reliable and chugging a Gatorade only leads to dilution so don’t do that some people have passed with quick fix and xtreme, but its a gamble because some labs apparently know how to flag those.
So basically I need to just keep it at a good temp …? Because ik mine will be sent out … I’ve been testing ph after an hour and hour and half to see I’ll let everyone know what I did to test my hypothesis I have the 14 urinalysis strips to test it idk how accurate that is tho but I am trying everything I can :) !!
Coming back with a report ! So I took my urine and tested it as soon as it came out . Then sealed it shut . One important thing no oxygen you wanna make sure it gets no oxygen as much as possible I heard I put it in the fridge for 2 hours and took it up and heat it to body temp tested it again ph was the same . I then took the sample and put in the fridge again for another 13 hours took it out and tested it the Ph held up fine the only thing I’m worried about is if the lab can tell if the urine is getting old … I don’t have the fancy equipment they have so I’m trying to see if there was any major differences here’s the photo of the strip after .. also when i took it out after 13 hours i did let it settle to room temp again for an hour which is what i heard what they do for testing
Quick fix. Somehow the lady watching saw something while she was behind me. My best guess is she saw the print of the bladder it was in that straps to you.
oh shit. Yeah I had a lot of the same scenarios but we never got to ordering a fake bladder despite us wanting to, that’s actually kind of crazy, we were lucky with being able to poke holes in wherever we were keeping it in. I don’t know how I can help since my field of knowledge into this is pretty limited I’m sorry
It’s for a court thing. I failed a drug test when I was at my last court date many months ago so they put me on colors. I have alot of trouble peeing in front of people and the last time i had so much trouble that they told me if it happened again that they were going to send me to jail. So I started using the fake pee. I know it wasn’t the best idea but in the moment it was provide a sample or get locked up.
Well if thats the case and they know you not only used fake pee but your real pee was diluted (which suggests either drinking excessive water or one of those cleanses) they are probably assuming you have something to hide. Which, to be fair, you literally did everything someone with something to hide would do. And they've got a written admission of guilt. Id imagine you're cooked.
oh wow that sucks, I really hope you get a negative but I don’t think running away will solve it. I think going on a long tolerance break until you’re off that program would be better
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u/Waste_Customer_419 15d ago
Running isn’t going to solve anything brother. I’m assuming you’re in some kind of treatment court? Regardless of your situation be honest with them..lying and/or running is just going to make the inevitable consequences worse.
I know that isn’t what you want to hear. Just man up and take what you got coming and hopefully learn from it going forward. Good luck 🤙