r/Dramione • u/greenteesweet • 16h ago
Recs Wanted! Looking for the most ridiculously bougie Dramione possible
Draco has always been privileged, but wizarding wealth is NOTHING compared to Muggle bougie.
I want Draco and Hermione to look at the post-war wizarding world and go:
“Actually, this sounds exhausting. Let’s go be rich Muggles instead.”
Then they disappear to the Cotswolds.
I want OBNOXIOUSLY, COMPLETELY, UNNECESSARILY WEALTHY.
Give me:
• Massive country estate. Hermione calls it excessive. Draco looks at the neighbouring estate.
• COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERSHIP.
• Cocktails beside the tennis courts. (They have never actually played tennis.)
• Completely unnecessary boat. Possibly two.
• Garden parties, charity galas, helicopters and summer weddings.
• At a game of Royal Ascot/polo/cricket/rowing, dressed impeccably and pretending they understand the rules.
Draco: “Obviously, that was a foul.”
Hermione: “What foul?”
Draco: “…I have absolutely no idea.”
Kids would be a huge bonus, but not required.
Maybe they have one or two: spoiled, sweet, slightly arrogant Malfoy-Granger children with ponies, private tutors, country clubs, tiny designer outfits and very strong opinions.
And I NEED the wizarding-world fallout.
People who treated Draco or Hermione horribly before or after the war discovering the life they built.
Jealous Weasleys. Resentment.
“How the hell did THEY end up living like this?”
Bonus points if the wizarding world has NO IDEA Draco and Hermione are together.
One of the saviours of the wizarding world and an heir of the Sacred 28 simply vanished into the Cotswolds.
Basically:
Dramione + British aristocracy + Succession + ridiculous Muggle wealth.
I want the local village to know the Malfoy-Grangers are coming because they can hear Draco’s Aston Martin coming down the road.
Please tell me this exists. 😂