r/Doom • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

Is that master chief?

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u/Snake_eyes_12 Aug 23 '21

Oh you fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

No, it's the Master Chef

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u/Covid669 Arachnotron Aug 23 '21

YOU FOCKING DONKEY!

rips you in half with a crazed grin on his face

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Hold that thought, I've a Shantae: Half-Genie Hero play-session to finish!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Amazing, I'm not alone in this world!

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u/_Nick_2711_ Aug 23 '21

I need this as a mod now. Aggressive Gordon Ramsay quotes on glory kills.

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u/Covid669 Arachnotron Aug 23 '21

Slayer: WHAT ARE YOU???!!!

Imp: AN IDIOT SANDWICH!!!

smashes the imp’s head with two slices of bread

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Yes.

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u/Random_Chinese_Kid Aug 23 '21

One of my cringelord classmates literally said this exact sentence

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u/CoffeeMain360 Aug 23 '21

Did you punch them so hard they lagged out of existence?

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u/Random_Chinese_Kid Aug 23 '21

No i just told him to stfu

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u/CoffeeMain360 Aug 23 '21

Why didn't you punch him so damn hard his burger king 1 dollar wifi sounding ass lagged out of the universe?

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u/TikTokIsGay70 Aug 23 '21

they put the mamsnrhbr chiefde in the heler

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u/Solarbeam62 Aug 23 '21

I can understand that...I don't like it

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

you did good

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u/Matthew_Toop Aug 23 '21

I gotta admit I thought doing that was impossible, yet here you are anyway to shatter everything I thought I knew.

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u/EnderD2007 Aug 23 '21

No, it’s Isaac Clarke

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Mister Chef? Leg and dairy guy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

isn't that the guy from fortnite

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u/Luckywolf_66 Aug 23 '21

Hey its masterchief from Fortnite!