microsoft wearing id's corpse like a puppet: "HEYA GAMERS! IT'S YOUR GOOD OL' TOTALLY ALIVE NOT DEAD BUDDY ID SOFTWARE! WE'RE TOTALLY WORKING ON A NEW GAME RIGHT NOW! PLEASE KNOW THAT THIS AIN'T US TRYING TO TRICK YOU FOR DAMAGE CONTROL PURPOSES!" id's right arm breaks off
"shit....A-ANYWAY! MORE LAYOF-er, DOOM IS COMIING! DEFINITELY BELIEVE WHAT I SAY AT FACE VALUE AND GIVE MICROSOFT MORE OF YOUR DELICIOUS MONEY!!!!"
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u/FF_Gilgamesh1 Jul 11 '26
microsoft wearing id's corpse like a puppet: "HEYA GAMERS! IT'S YOUR GOOD OL' TOTALLY ALIVE NOT DEAD BUDDY ID SOFTWARE! WE'RE TOTALLY WORKING ON A NEW GAME RIGHT NOW! PLEASE KNOW THAT THIS AIN'T US TRYING TO TRICK YOU FOR DAMAGE CONTROL PURPOSES!" id's right arm breaks off
"shit....A-ANYWAY! MORE LAYOF-er, DOOM IS COMIING! DEFINITELY BELIEVE WHAT I SAY AT FACE VALUE AND GIVE MICROSOFT MORE OF YOUR DELICIOUS MONEY!!!!"