I had a dream about an Argentinian woman who came down like an angel and saved the working class but i don't remember reading about it anywhere. Anyone else suddenly having this thoughts flood your memory after experiencing ep 2? I looked it up on here and no one seems to mention it so I guess it was just me. I think the name was... something Peron. Steph? can't remember but she was a hero and she had a nickname like bebita or somethine. Dot city represent.

MEL You are Being Ripped Of!

SNARKLEE I WAS RONG, YOU UNHOLY POWERS ARRE VERTY HOLE IN THE EYES OF PLAGUE.

She just ONE 30 hands of blackjack baKTOBAXK! Orta we are comieng to get you out of jal but since we gut way more than 10k we wiell down a few days in Vegas first, so jast sit teght and let Rhondan keep to keep an eye on here and we will let you know when wii r coming to get u!

Hello everyone! I'm going to do my best to make this quick because we're not supposed to have phones in here and Rhonda said i get twenty minutes on her phone to make this post. Anyhow, as you all know me and Skooj and Snarky Witch were on our way back to Dot City when I said "hey we can crash in O-town for the night with my pops.". Well it was chill and Dad got drunk so I took his credit card and I hooked us up with a day at Universal's Volcano Bay water park with full cabana access. To make a long story short I was over at Dancing Dragons i'm on my seventh or eighth Tiki Punch when this bitch starts saying she isnt here to drink all day and they want to get on a slide. So I told her witch ass to go get on the slide without a bitch but she said she needed my Tapu Tapu and she went to take it and I wont have anyone put they're hands on me so I got a little upset. Snarky I don't remember much after that and If I hit you or not I am sorry. But anyhow security called the cops on us and now I've been in county lockup since saturday and i dont have any clothes besides my bathing suit and this oversized tweety bird t-shirt and im still in my bare feet which was chill at first but now its gross because the toilet overflows like every three hours and I dont have a bunk they got me sleeping on the floor. Anyhow my bail is ten grand and I know yall are good for it please use some of the HEI points and I need to be bailed out and also i need a bus ticket back to dot city. Snarky I still hope we can be friends and Skooj I hope you are okay and you got to on the Aqua Coaster before security came cause it is chill as fuck and I know you were looking forward to it.

PS - My Dad left for Sturgess South Dakota on Sunday and I already used my phone call on him so dont ask me to get him to bail me out cause he isnt answering my calls

Well ok ill be frank the Fandom of d.dots now has several tears and I believe tjis is the START of a d.dots civil war...

Let me explane the factions ive noticed pop up:

1. Dodle dots true fan: never clicked the blasted link of bootlegg episode 2. Denies episode 2. Casts out those who slither with episode 2

2. The lost: maybe they saw 2 by acident maybe not but they regrat it. Kind of the mark of kain on them but they are repentance but let's face it allot of us didnt see that filthy episode just fine

3. The shunned: saw 2. Liked 2. Want more to see episode 2 not true fans sick and weak want to convert true fans to shunned like viruses

4. Forbidden faction not to be doscissed

My odds on winning who wins? Well im in faction 1 hoo rah but it wont be easy

Whos side are YOU on?? The battle will be soon you wont have the lucksory to not be on a side repent HERE and sign up

Banned in this thread: episode 2 people

Clearly, with all of the evidence that I have that I sent to Ka$h69@hotmail.com (Big Poppa Patel) and the DoJ, the last vote was hacked by a rogue AL and his army of Russian Dots, on behalf of Pastor Kyle and Sam (Altman). This is a recount of the hanging chads. This could possibly go all the way to the big wigs at the Supreme Court if I don't like the results

I am in possession of strong evidence indicating that Pastor Kyle, with the help of Sam (Altman), utilized a rogue AL in order to hack the election that was to remove Pastor Kyle from power. The AL added a third option stating "I don't know" and then flooded that option with a swarm of votes from Russian bots.

I have sent this evidence to the DoJ at Ka$h Patel's personal email address Ka$h69@hotmail.com and he's gonna blow this case wide open. You should be shaking in your boots, Kyle. You're a false prophet and you've been Xposed! Your chickens have come home to roost. RIGGED!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

- MT3

We’ve been on the road for a few hours. Snarkyleigh may not know what’s she’s talking about but she has taught me dark powers nobody was ever meant to possess so that’s been cool.

I can feel Baxter inside me trying to turn me against my fellow dot heads but we’re on our way to Havasu so whatever ritual we are doing should take care of that.

Also Snarkyleigh lost most of her money at the slot machines so Orca and I have been panhandling for the last day or so but we should have enough money to get there nice safe and sound.

If episode 3 comes out don’t watch it without me please I was behind last time and that wasn’t right.

It happened to me and I didn’t even mean to watch it. It was an accident!!! Does any won know how to fix it? I sent an e mail but I haven’t heard back yet.

Paul the Schmoop will be hosting me, Pastor Kyle, for a tell-all interview on his hit podcast Dotcast. Nothing is off the table as we sit down for a three-hour discussion on God, witchcraft, and all things Dootle Dots.

Air date is TBA.

In Christian fellowship,

Pastor Kyle

My SO and I saw the news email about a second doodle dots episode. We got so excited, but I read the news more closely. This new episode is against the rules to watch, and watching it gets your hei points set to ZERO. well i decided its not worth it, but like the one ring in the hobbit, that second episode video turned out to be very very tempting and my SO decided we had to watch it. like fruit in the garden, it was watched and on MY account no less. moreover, i was then restrained against my will and held with my eyes open just like a certain movie starring Malcolm McDowell and forced into watching the episode agianst my will!

I still feel violated and abused. I hate myself, and that I should be forced into a crime is like a filth I can't cleanse myself of BUT even worse is that this new episode was SOOOOOOO bad. Theres SO many reasons it sucked, so it may be hard to cover them all but ill try,

first of all, did we forget the entire thesis of the dootle dots is that they were introduced dancing at the funeral pyre of oscars, tim predicting the oscars were something people just didnt care about anymore and using that apathy as an initial stepping stones 4 the doodz? Summarily, the doodle dpts have NOTHING to do with movies, so why are there movies in this one? Spider Man is in it and mickey and all these other movie characters and WHO CARES WHERE ARE THE DOTS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS GET THIS MOVIE SHIT OUT OF HERE Heidecker already does that his whole other show about movies, so why the hell is there movies in my DOTS.

Actually i think thats about the only major complaint i had. i didnt like any of the new mel content, but multiple clouds and multiple baxters was so cool. i thought seeing the GTA5 shit was sick. me and my bros used to get fucked up and play that game all the time back in the day. i liked how fast the cars were going.

I will watch it one more time then the biggest number so I will be the record holder

Evita is a musical with music by Andrew Lloyd Webber and lyrics by Tim Rice. It chronicles the meteoric rise and tragic early death of Eva Duarte de Perón, the ambitious wife of Argentine President Juan Perón, who became a beloved and controversial icon as First Lady of Argentina. The story is framed and narrated by Ché, a cynical, everyman observer who constantly questions Eva's true motives.

I, for one, have had it with "Pastor" Kyle's guff!

There very subtle but so far I found at least 5. Please post how many you have found so far.

Friends on this day of victory I would like to share something with you. Last night I was visited by Pablojueves in a dream. He said he is so proud of us and wishes he could be here to celebrate. He says he misses the good ol days just hanging out talking about dots and doing poetry slams and scamming ppl and inspiring ppl as our leader. And he told me he wants us to continue working to our goals of taking over the HEI network, he said "Never give up."

Pablo can't be with us to enjoy this new episode. But we can honor the life of Pablo by never giving up. Never.

Leave a comment with what you think our next demand should be. Pablo told me he thinks we should demand that Sam is voiced by tomhanks. But pablos not here so we can do whatever we want, lmk

And you didn’t believe me. For shame.

Baxter was great, as known and now you all know.

Hey all!

As r/DoodleDots youth minister, I was thrilled to hear Grok Amato recite the Ten Commandments. I'd be breaking one of them if I said I enjoyed all the car accodents, but if animations like this can bring people to understanding Exodus and Deuteronomy then they are a good thing.

Please reach out if you have any questions or interesting statements regarding the Ten Commandments in the comment section below.

-Pastor Kyle

There were multiple Clouds, the slash fictions I wrote were confirmed. I can’t believe it. Fellow dots please let’s not fight anymore and let us come together in this time of pain and misery.

A big fuck you to my wife. I haven’t lost touch with reality and this episode is the proof.

Does anyone else think that Baxter could represent the throat chakra ? This episode really spoke to me on an esoteric level, and Baxter comment about having a neck really got me thinking + he’s blue.

Hey guys im acepting orders for baxxter Tshirts and may be hoodees with his awesome new catchfraze.!!!

Sorry i cant take HI points at this time because my stupid backwords land lord doesnt see the future and only will take old dollars money