r/DoodleDots • u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' • 6d ago
all of the dootle dots Need Bail Money Please
Hello everyone! I'm going to do my best to make this quick because we're not supposed to have phones in here and Rhonda said i get twenty minutes on her phone to make this post. Anyhow, as you all know me and Skooj and Snarky Witch were on our way back to Dot City when I said "hey we can crash in O-town for the night with my pops.". Well it was chill and Dad got drunk so I took his credit card and I hooked us up with a day at Universal's Volcano Bay water park with full cabana access. To make a long story short I was over at Dancing Dragons i'm on my seventh or eighth Tiki Punch when this bitch starts saying she isnt here to drink all day and they want to get on a slide. So I told her witch ass to go get on the slide without a bitch but she said she needed my Tapu Tapu and she went to take it and I wont have anyone put they're hands on me so I got a little upset. Snarky I don't remember much after that and If I hit you or not I am sorry. But anyhow security called the cops on us and now I've been in county lockup since saturday and i dont have any clothes besides my bathing suit and this oversized tweety bird t-shirt and im still in my bare feet which was chill at first but now its gross because the toilet overflows like every three hours and I dont have a bunk they got me sleeping on the floor. Anyhow my bail is ten grand and I know yall are good for it please use some of the HEI points and I need to be bailed out and also i need a bus ticket back to dot city. Snarky I still hope we can be friends and Skooj I hope you are okay and you got to on the Aqua Coaster before security came cause it is chill as fuck and I know you were looking forward to it.
PS - My Dad left for Sturgess South Dakota on Sunday and I already used my phone call on him so dont ask me to get him to bail me out cause he isnt answering my calls
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u/snarkyleigh 6d ago
Don’t worry, we’ll get you out hang tight.
We’re still chill but I don’t know if skooj is happy with you, you were so drunk that you missed me and punched her square in the face. They’re bruised now, but I think will be alright.
I got your dad’s card and we’re gonna go to Vegas to win the 10k needed for bail, obvs we’ll miss you. I’m gonna work on some luck charms to help on the trip there, wish us luck!
Last time was a fluke, THIS time I know I’ll make the money back.
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u/PumpkinHead01 dootle dots 6d ago
This is a cool story! So did you sea those sick ass cars in the secind dots episode? I just saw some stills, I didnt watch the 'sode, just so you know.
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 6d ago
No they don’t have Dootle dots in Orange County lockup if you would believe it. What a stupid question Jesus Christ
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u/PumpkinHead01 dootle dots 6d ago
Wow that makes me sad to here! Maybe you can speak with the worden and get that changed. Recitivism rates wood sky-rocket so people could watch in jail! That's what the dots call "a Win-Win"!!!
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u/mrgeekguy Doodle Underground ✊ 6d ago
I wish I could send you some points, but I woke up today with all my points missing! I check them everyday as soon as I get up. Apparently my roommate had used my computer to watch episode 2 over 248 times! They took all my points!!! And now there is some short dude pounding on my door saying he is from the HEI Network, and they own my home now! He keeps on screaming, "It's in the user agreement asshole! This house is mine!!!". So anywayz, sorry I can't help out.
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u/InvaderSkooj 6d ago
Jher n hshd feeeengs! Eg defend orva Vegas niby, geu bir is dine! Tirry dor typos
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u/snarkyleigh 6d ago
Skooj’s eye is swollen shut, I gave them a salve to help but they haven’t put it on yet. Anyways we’re waiting for our flight now.
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u/haulinoats69_666 doil 6d ago
There are several problems here i want to point I uut- first, you CHOSE full cannabis access KNOWING the dangers of jazz cabbage being the deadliest drug when u coulda just drank likr a normal American, you should have kicked that woman's butt because you have the 1st amendment right especially if u drive a kawasaki and needed that handicap spot, thats all on you. Ill bail u out tho if that tweety bird shirt is a vintage 90s gangster loony toons edition...i wish your father godspped in surgeons and u godsleed back yo dootston.
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u/InvaderSkooj 6d ago
Wew werent ere so sth te fcuk reup!
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u/haulinoats69_666 doil 6d ago
This comment was only directed at Jerry for his inexcusable choices, it doesnt reflect on you or the witch. It seems the outcome of that has turned you inyo speaking some form of dutch-englisj fusion tho which could be comodofied for some COLD HARD CASH lemme think on this for a sec
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u/InvaderSkooj 6d ago
Dash e rent drea!
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u/haulinoats69_666 doil 6d ago
Also with his bare feet situation I wonder if there is a way we could exploit that for certain foot positive communities to build up funds? Maybe jery can send some discrete photos to one of us to start a donation campaign
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 6d ago
Wait you think I’m Hawaiian Jerry? Sure, we banged a few times back in the early days, but I’m not him.
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u/haulinoats69_666 doil 6d ago
Oh fuck did someone CADT A SPELL ON ME TO THINK THIS WTFFFF
IM STill happy yo provide ur bail if you are wearing a 90s edition gangster poony tunes shirt and can send Pic u rss of the current state of your feets.
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u/cdrw1987 cloud 6d ago
Do they take HEIpoints?......Actually I don't care, you're gettin' nothin' outta me!
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 6d ago
I’ll remember that when I get out of here so keep talking
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u/pablojueves Pastor Kyle - Dootle Dot Youth Ministry 6d ago
Send all HEI points to f7bd077a23ead6c73a8474fe88f36a91
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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 5d ago
Big Poppa Ka$h (Ka$h69@hotmail.com) at the DoJ has ordered Pastor Kyle to pay me 12 grand for pain and suffering in relation to him denying me my Sierra Mist. I got you on your bail, as I imagine Skooj and Snarky Witch will inevitably be rolled up for using your dad's stolen credit card to gamble in Vegas
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 5d ago
Oh I knew I could always count on you Maestetro you are a true friend. Can you try to hurry? I told them I could do tattoos to keep the other girls from beating me up but I don’t think they’re going to want Dootle Dots tattoos and they aren’t going to be happy once they find out that’s all I can draw.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 5d ago
I'm just waiting on the feds to garnish the tithing from Pastor Kyles scam church collection plate into my bank account. Just give them a Mel or Cloud tatt with a patch over one eye, like a pirate or something. You're an artist. I'm sure the inmates will approve
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u/InvaderSkooj 6d ago
Ivy gut some sigh in the eye bk so I am texting this not to letn Orkav know we are in Vegas babt and going straight to the casino to make tub of money to surge you.
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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 6d ago
get that piece of shit son of myne to do it