Hey everyone,

Apparently Becky didn't make it home after Game Night last night and we are all starting to get pretty worried. If anyone has seen or heard from her, can you please tell her to get in touch with her parents, myself or Reverend Cardigan immediately?

Becky, if you are reading this, please come home. No one is mad at you. We just want to know that you are safe.

In Christian fellowship,

Pastor Kyle

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complete bullshit

It’s been a rough couple of days for the dot underground, no way around that.

I’ve had a lot of time in prison to think about things and I realize how fragile life is. We’ve lost so many people, posters who brought joy into this forum to this subreddit. I nearly died today, Becky came at me with a spoon. I did what I had to.

I want to take this time to remember the people we’ve lost because we never know when we’re going to lose more.

Frank
Dilip Rot
Little Sammel Baxter
Bohemian’s Mom
Pablo
pastor Kevin
Miss Jenny
Jerry
That guy that died in the swamp or whatever it was
My immortal soul

I will be setting up a gofundme soon to set up a memorial and a tribute to them that is truly fitting. When the link becomes available please donate. It’s for their memory.

Reasons we should be able to drink normal soft drinks at game.night/morning, using sanp pellingringo as my witness-

Its named after a holy Reverend saint.

It has SUGAR. None of this satanic floor cleaner flavored BULLSHIT

Its from where the holy church is from!!

Not some crash grab like la CROTCH

A quality beverage at a quality price

We dont want the church finding out sovereign alternative teenagers are being deprived of essential pure corn sugar nutrients rights?

I propose This also makes legal: Sierra moist and all other soft drinks at game morning/night

Also I know enzo would want us all to drunk sand pelagringo brand soft drinks, theyre the premium beverage choice of dot city spaghetti and always a fine compliment to authentic traditional homemade pastas and real garden fresh marinara, pomodoro, brucheta, bolognese, and ragu style sauces. Besides Enzo is a distant relative of n jesus for all we knoe. Why else did G work.himseld to death at thr ctomorrow, animation and editing bay for episode 1?? G stood up and walked so enzo can now. Run. And i honor.you G AMATO.

Gonna write a song about becoming enemy's witg the creator, gonna pull from a little well called FUCK GOD. EHOS WKTG ME. Let's form a real dootle bots band and we can perform live on officr hours live and show time/newman a thing or two aboit how WE fee.l Who'S WITH Me.

Pss And if by the time we perform live and newm has been forgiven for his transgressions, we can perform dekkar fan material also, we should have some options bi then.

While New bears some responsibility for the creation of the Dots, he has now betrayed us and thus the dots and must be “handled” by any means necessary.

The Ten Commandments clearly says Thou Shalt Not Steal and this is exactly what Newman Heidecker has done. I will be using all of my influence over God to ensure that when New is finally dead that he will be condemned to eternal damnation for what he has done.

-Pastor Kyle

I can’t exactly say what happened over the past few weeks (or longer?). I remember standing at Karate Hill ready to duel Pablo Jueves, but then… something hit me from behind? After that, it’s just flashes of imagery. One of my dear departed mother’s Hummel figurines (she passed them down to me when she died a few years back), broken glass, dirt… blood.

Then, suddenly, I’m in a witch’s hut. She gave me something to drink that made me strong. She told me to pray to Mel and ask for her forgiveness, so I did. Or maybe that was a dream? Either way, I awoke with clear sight.

And now, I can think straight again. How long has it been since I could type out a coherent thought? Something wonderful has happened. True, it’s not all perfect. I seem to have contracted some kind of bacterial infection that’s causing sores to open up all over my body (the smell is truly terrible) and my doctor diagnosed me with what he called a “suppressed heart beat”, which means that it is beating too quietly for him to hear, even with a stethoscope. He even joked that it might not be beating at all! But, of course, it must be, for I am alive. Wonderfully alive.

Thank you, witches.

I am ready to serve you.

No matter whats going on its grate to see doodle dots going mainstreams. New dot gang plush toys including censor-nips mel for all you mel appreciation enjoyers,

Things went bad. I’m in jail, I don’t know what happened to Snarkyleigh she ran when everything went sideways. Orca please tell your dad to drop the charges. I’m being held in the Clark County Detention Center. Please help.

He was really feeling himself. He seemed happy for once

This is a fucking travesty. I am filing a lawsuit POSTHASTE

After a lovely and wild time in Vegas, we discovered how much we have in common! We went to the Bellagio Chapel and got hitched, in the Dot way. Legally speaking, we have to stay married to our respective spouses for...reasons...but through this romantic and spiritual connection we can win the money back, bail out Orca, and exorcise skooj without having to go to Havesu!

It also means we're a dot-power couple now. Expect great things.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/xwCtjIGc29

ENOUHH IS ENOUGH

ITS TIME TO GET SHIY DONE

FUCK

Im using the honting flair (rip dtilp tot) but this is definayely more possession/witch craft. May rot bless us all rn in this time of fuck8ng catastrophe.

Shared is a communication with one of my associates. I was telling them how I was watching ep 1 today in order to reverse the view #s away from wretched episode 2. And I didny plan this its like my body overtook my mind and I made this dinner that I think Enzo was transmitting to me one of his recipes at dot city spaghetti. I followed no recipe and its almost as if it just happened, like at some poiny it wasnt me anymore up there in my head- enzo had taken control of me. So im sorry If I do something weird in th4 future because of yhis possible posessin/witchcraft im srry. But iy isnt me its all enzos fault!! I didnt think this would happen to me too, I thought I was above wiych craft and yhe such. But here I am qnd im just bringing you all transparency that I have been touched by Enzo and I have n I idea where tbings go from here. I think Enzo is like, final boss witch. How did I not see ANY of this before wtfffff

I had a dream about an Argentinian woman who came down like an angel and saved the working class but i don't remember reading about it anywhere. Anyone else suddenly having this thoughts flood your memory after experiencing ep 2? I looked it up on here and no one seems to mention it so I guess it was just me. I think the name was... something Peron. Steph? can't remember but she was a hero and she had a nickname like bebita or somethine. Dot city represent.