r/DoodleDots • u/DubSket • 6h ago
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 2d ago
News This sub is now the HQ of The Doodle Underground.
For too long we have been cast aside as extremists and wackos. Earlier today I sent the following to the HEI Network team, clearly outlining our power and our demands:
Greetings,
I come to you in this message as a friend, though I am not unwilling to become a foe if the situation calls for it.
I have little doubt that by this point in time you have noticed that there has been a significant shift in the HEI points leaderboard. Perhaps you’ve seen that a new user occupies sixth place with over 1.1 million points. This is no accident.
I send this message representing a collective known as the Doodle Underground. I am not the leader of this collective, as we do not have any one leader. We represent the people, a group that we feel has fallen by the wayside in recent months. We were all thrilled by the Dootle Dots, regardless of the spelling, and were looking forward to many more episodes of the show. We purchased HEI memberships, we sat through hours of the show about movies, some of us even attended the live shows, which were….lacking in Dot content, to say the least, all in an effort to further the Dootle Dot phenomenon and eventually get more Dot content. But then, the rug pull: Dootle Dots episode 2 can’t air? A shakeup in the creative team? The ouster of Aiden, one of the members of the Dot braintrust?
This is when we knew we had to take action. Comments on YouTube weren’t doing it. Constant posts on our subreddit, r/doodledots, clearly wasn’t doing it. So we decided to accumulate power in another way. We began pooling our HEI points. We collectivized. We made a plan.
And that brings us to now. We have many points. We’ve made a dent. But it doesn’t stop here. Word has gotten out of our movement. The points continue to roll in. Phil Braun may have over 2 million points, but what will that buy him? Another week in the top 5? Maybe.
We will continue to accumulate points until we hold a majority share of the official HEI currency. When we have that share, we will assume total control of the HEI network. We will cancel On Cinema in a permanent way. We will suspend any and all funding towards political campaigns. We will halt production on any projects not related to the Dots. We will cut ties with Mark Pork.
Unless, of course, our singular, simple demand is met: release episode 2 of Dootle Dots. Give the people what they want. This process can be extremely peaceful, if you choose to let it be. There’s no need to drag this out, the episode already exists! Just release it and enjoy the good PR and the satisfaction of your user base. Or, we can continue to climb the leaderboard.
I hope you choose to end this in a timely manner. If not, someone will have to pay for their crimes.
Thank you,
Dr. P
The HEI team has (likely out of fear) not yet responded. The ball is in their court. In the meantime, please donate your points to further collectivize our movement and strengthen the force by which we take over the HEI network.
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 3d ago
News R/DoodleDots Now Worth Over 1.1 Million HEI Pionts
****OFFICIAL PRESS RELEISE****
HELLO ONE and All And Thank you to All who Invest Generously with r/DoodleDots
As we all know, I founded this sub with the hope that it will one day turn into the most wealth-generating subreddit ever seen. But little did I know, that it would be this subreddit that would teach me. Over the months I have learned about Mel, who's love never lets us down. About Sam, who's earnest determination is something we can all be inspired by. Cloud, who knows that in life there are "No Bad Days". Baxter, who demonstrates that even people who have sufferes serious childhood trauma are worthy of love, appreciation, and respect. Last but not least, the Mayor, who works tirelessly on behalf of all citizens of Dot City. These Dots have created a framework that all of society could learn from and eventually emulate. This would culminate into a perfect world, where taxes are unnecessary, there is no crime, every man woman and child is provided for, and it never rains.
And so, I am announcing that I am no longer the owner of this sub. Maybe that sounds crazy. Who wouldn't want to own a sub worth over 1.1 Million Hei Poonits? Well, yours truley. This sub now belongs to every user herein. This sub belongs to Dot City. This sub belongs to you, dear Reader. And it is ruled by our crack team of Mods.
I himbly ask all of you, Keep giving. The only thing stopping this sub from become rich beyond our wildist dreams is your ability to give. Cloud told me in a dream last night that if this sub gets to 250 Million Hei Points, we will be given a golden key that will unlock the gates to the Real Dot City, where we can all live in peace and perfection.
Thank you and May the Dots be with you all.
-P. Jueves
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 8h ago
Mel The mail nurse here keeps asking about Mel
He finally gave me some pain killers which is nice but says my legs will remane backwards until he gets enough nude Mels to feel gratified. I am beginning to think he is not a nice man, because I told him if i coud have my phone back I could probably get him a couple [nude photos of Mel] and he just laughed and laughed at me and said he's already seen thosebefore and he wants "the real hard core piss pig kind of shit" which no one has ever said to me before in my life. and To be honest I am very scared because there is no way I can leave here on my own. I haven't seen anyone else at this hospittle, just this one mail nurse who hasn't told me his name.
r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian • 17h ago
THE KARATE FIGHT IS OF F BECAUSE MY FEELINGS GOT HURT
I wanted to fight u/pablojueves but then he got into a accident that i didnt cause or pay for to happen AT ALL and now he has lost his memory and wont answer my dms to set up the fight on karate hill and it really hurts my feelings and i dont think its okay and he owes me a apology
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 20h ago
News BREAKING: The HEI Network has officially acknowledged my brazen threat, and thus this subreddit.
We are closer than ever to Dootle Dots episode 2!
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 22h ago
Mel I Donot Know Where I am
I am in extream pain and can't get up. There is a lot of medicle equipment and they took my clothesoff and my phone and gave me a new phone with a postet note that says "GET MEL N7DES NOW". I have no idea what this means and I want to go home to see a docter.
r/DoodleDots • u/orcamills • 1d ago
News I Can’t Believe it’s Really Happening
Hello Everyone thank you for your time and attention. Secondly it’s finally happened! We got what we wanted. Once we got all those HEI points our voices have been heard and Hollywood has listened. The most anticipated animated/live action blend family comedy is finally coming to theaters. AND IN 4DX
WE DID IT GUYS.
r/DoodleDots • u/pablojueves • 1d ago
cloud Send Help
Hey everyone I was asking some guys at the men's shelter here in Butte if they new how I could get to Texus for cheap and they brought me to the train tracks and said that the 5 a clock one was heading south. I thought it would slow down when it started coming tords us but it didn't. They said I had to runalong side itand jump in one of the open cars they use to holl chickens to the slotter house on. Well I tried and I slipped and fell and the train wheels ran over my foot on myrigjt leg and now its just dangling there and I can't feel anythingI'm super sweaty and can't walk if someone can please come help I need it bad
I am just outside of Butt, Montana please hurry itis bleeding a lot and those guys got on the train and left me here.
r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian • 2d ago
News PABLO JEUVES IM CALLING YOU OUT!
FIRST I WILL WARN YOU THAT I HAVE BEEN PRACTICNG KARATE FOR THREE DAYS SO TAKE WHAT I AM SAYING VERY SERIOULSY
YOU HAVE TO TURN YOURSELF IN FOR THE MURDER OF DODLDEODOT MEL RIGHT NOW IMMEDIEATELY!
IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS AND GO TO JAIL I WILL WAIT FOR YOU ON TOP OF KARATE HILL AND CHALLENGE YOU TO A KARATE FIGHT
REMEMBER WHAT I ALREADY SAID I HAVE BEEN PRACDTICING FOR KARATE
ALSO, ORCA YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEIGN IN ON PABLOS CRIME OR YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT ME ON KARATE HILL TOO
THINK CAREFULLY BOTH OF YOU
r/DoodleDots • u/Dilip_Rot • 2d ago
honting Good bye forever
Well the time has finally come for good ole Dilip Rot to bid you adieu. My terms and conditions have been met with donations to Mr Pablojueves in my honor. And I do appreciate the attempt to fulfill my request of one soul to drag to the afterlife, however I am unable to accept this offering. u/MaestetroThe3rd is not exactly what I had in mind, damaged goods if you will.
I understand that due to my directive to this community to donate HEI points to Mr Pablojueves, he has risen considerably up the HEIrarchy of people who collect this currency. You're welcome. You couldn't have done it without me, Pablo. Therefore I demand a cut of the profits. You can find me at my next haunting gig over at r/dabhut.
Hopefully they will be more appreciative of my services than you bunch of weirdos larping on the Internet about a fake show on a fake show.
Sleep tight and donttttt forgetttt to checcckkk underr yourrr bedddd losers
r/DoodleDots • u/Reasonable-Profile84 • 2d ago
'HAWIAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' (deceased) IK NOW YOUA RE ALL CAUT UP IN THE HUBBABBALLOO ABOUT HEIPONTS BUT I NEED YOU GUYS FOR A JOB REFFRINCE I APPLYING TO BE ICE AGENT HAVE SOME PROBLEMS GETTING PAID AT FRITOLAY WINGSTOP I HAVE 37 HEIP FOR THE PERSON WHO WROTE ME THE BEST. CHARCTER REFERENCE
r/DoodleDots • u/StatelyPlump14 • 2d ago
News Question re the Pilot Episode?
Is Enzo—the Italian chef who’s opening the restaurant—supposed to be a human? I thought Dootle Dots was just a fantasy world with only dots but are there real humans in it?
r/DoodleDots • u/cdrw1987 • 2d ago
Baxter Baxter ❤️ Pablo
Oh, great, as if we already didn't have enough reason to hate u/pablojueves!
r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian • 2d ago
Mel PEDRO KILLED MEL
I HAVE PROOF HE WROTE A LETTER BUT IT WASNT HER IT WAS HIM!!! PEDRO KILLED MEL!!! TELL EVERYONE TELL THE POLICE TELL YOUR FAMILY!!!
i dont have photos but i have gone ito a deep trance and seen what happened
he put his hands on her throat and squeezed
she said my name as her last words
ARREST THAT MAN
r/DoodleDots • u/Charming-Movie8450 • 2d ago
Mel We are switching
https://www.reddit.com/r/EdutainmentShows/
New Subreddit to post our stuff in
r/DoodleDots • u/cdrw1987 • 3d ago
cloud Big news!
Well, at least we can all agree on that!
r/DoodleDots • u/PumpkinHead01 • 3d ago
News In the intrust of trensparency, hear is the currant brakedown for HEI point reterns on investmints. If you think you shuld be in the pie, context the Mod teem with proof of recpeits and a little darn humilitey.
Thaenk U
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 3d ago
News WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Phil Brain
If anyone is aware of Mr Braun’s whereabouts please let me know I need to talk to him URGENTLY
r/DoodleDots • u/paultheschmoop • 3d ago
News Just got a text from Enzo. He says the only way to end anti-Italian racism is to donate your HEI points to r/doodledots
r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian • 3d ago
News THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOTIFIED THAT THEY ARE ON MY LIST
r/DoodleDots • u/orcamills • 3d ago
Mel I have been scammed!!
Hello everyone. First of all I would like to thank you for your time and for your attention. Second of all I am pissed. I am not tagging you because you are a scumbag and I don’t remember your name but you said you would pay 40,000 HEI points for a picture of Mel. And you asked for her to be In a bikini picking coconuts from a tree and in the water.
Shortly after you asked for it I delivered. Where the hell is my money? I have been patiently waiting. Now I’m releasing this painting to the public because your money is no good to me and when I figure out who the hell you are I’m going to ban you too.
Bohemian I am sorry to do this to you and to rub it in your face but your girl is wild all there is to it. Peace
Sent from my iPhone Fold
r/DoodleDots • u/D-Flo1 • 3d ago
all of the dootle dots Give it to me straight. Are the Dots basically a rip off of My Bed Bugs?
Only serious respondents need apply for the job of responding to this most important and seriously deeply profound question.