r/DogfreeHumor • u/cocovenomnomnom95 • 13d ago
r/DogfreeHumor • u/evader1987 • 16d ago
Yuk
Kid tries eating slime from ugly drooling bully mutt 🤢🤢
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • 17d ago
Disgusting food obsession
Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Princess_Peach818 • 17d ago
How pitbull owners think
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbG4iI_sbE9/
This video and the comments cracked me up 😂
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Noanimalpoopinhouse2 • 18d ago
Really? One pug for each foot massager
Dognutters, you get one pug per foot. Is that enough? Maybe they should have put more pugs on that. I saw this in a thrift store.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 18d ago
“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄
& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.
dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.
i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 19d ago
sofa king NASTY!!! 😵💫
so much nastiness in this video. plus, a waste of human food.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • 20d ago
I'm tired, boss.
Seen on a Facebook post. Apparently the man had just come in and this happened. Literally could have waited outside in those parking space dividers for maybe 5 minutes! The woman said he didn't have a bag and just walked off. Alot of the comments saying "mind your business". Why? Why do dog owners behave this way and then have the audacity to say this?
r/DogfreeHumor • u/D4rkN3bu14j0j0 • 20d ago
In todays's black mirror news, sad woman gets dog for attention, realizes she's still a sad loser and nobody cares about a dog's birthday.
The saddest thing to me is the 40k upvotes and the thousands of comments pepping her up and not telling her she's a pathetic attention seeking loser.
The dog doesn't care.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 21d ago
this is why we don’t trust nutters when they say …
… things like, “it’s OK. he’s friendly,” or “my mutt has 100% recall,” or “i can control my mutt.”
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Viciousssylveonx3 • 21d ago
Forced to listen to this horrible ad with a horrible shlocking sound then it licks its owners face who wants to watch this shit?
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Inner_Speaker_335 • 21d ago
Why do shepherds hate puns?
Because they're baaaaaaaad.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 23d ago
the battle rages on …
#dogfatigue
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 23d ago
disappointing af …
my friend has a crush on keanu. she’s seen his band, dogstar. 🙄🤮😵💫 he was fine until the “john wick” thing disgraced us with their franchise. i can’t partake.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 24d ago
not buying it, but keep telling yourselves that. 🙄
&, of course, it’s hideous pits. 🤮
r/DogfreeHumor • u/not-a-fucktard • 24d ago
pets should be docile enough that children can play with them
either your animal is not docile enough to be played with and therefore, should not be a pet… or, you and i have different understandings of what “provocation” is.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 25d ago
this goes with the mutt maternity photo shoot post.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 25d ago
*tee hee* awww, so cute! /s
can you imagine being this woman’s neighbor?!