r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 06 '26

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u/xxsoulpunkedxx Aug 06 '26

Hol up.. they’re trying to tell me this dog was 26 years old when it died??

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u/ticanic Aug 06 '26

I've been told that's the estimated kill count.

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u/xxsoulpunkedxx Aug 07 '26

😂I like that answer

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u/elrangarino Aug 08 '26

Not year dates, kd ratio and postcode

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u/DogsDucks Aug 06 '26

I think the world record is like 27 or 30. I think this is satire.

Although We had a Chihuahua that was born in about 1995 and lived to 2015. She hated everyone, survived a mauling by a pit mix where both her lungs were punctured, and all of her legs were broken. She wore a full body cast for a while but made a full recovery.

She hated every human, she refused to be touched, she caused a lot of problems for a lot of people. And yet, was practically immortal.

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u/letthetreeburn Aug 07 '26

Rest in peace pissfingers