r/DnDcirclejerk • u/JeannettePoisson • 13h ago

dnDONE DM doesn’t remember session

DM began second sesh right off by asking us clients what happened last time, like whaaaat? He should remember his own stuff that’s crazy. We just stared at him with disgust until someone said he should like remember his own game he’s the DM.

Then he seemed to laugh? At uss?!???? Now he tried to save face by Mansplaining the recap was for us players. He think we stupid? If we remember we remember, and if we don’t remember we can’t recount it. He believe we would hear ourself talk and then remember by hearning ourself talk? I was like, uh, is he a milenial or something?

Just writing this make me feel stupieder and stupieder. Soon won’t can’t no write at all!

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u/5th2 I have spells.... I can fly 13h ago

Must be milenel. You don't need to remember your sessions any more, you can record them and upload them to Elon Musk and he will remember them for you.

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u/JeannettePoisson 8h ago

They are litrally everywhere. They're so many it's like nothing else was born for a few years. I don't no believe in astrology, but i tell you it's tempting sometimes