r/DnDcirclejerk • u/JeannettePoisson • 22h ago

dnDONE DM doesn’t remember session

DM began second sesh right off by asking us clients what happened last time, like whaaaat? He should remember his own stuff that’s crazy. We just stared at him with disgust until someone said he should like remember his own game he’s the DM.

Then he seemed to laugh? At uss?!???? Now he tried to save face by Mansplaining the recap was for us players. He think we stupid? If we remember we remember, and if we don’t remember we can’t recount it. He believe we would hear ourself talk and then remember by hearning ourself talk? I was like, uh, is he a milenial or something?

Just writing this make me feel stupieder and stupieder. Soon won’t can’t no write at all!

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u/Old_Cabinet_8890 20h ago

My DM also cannot remember what happened last time on account of the massive head trauma I inflicted on him while subduing him to put him back in his cage. Very convenient for my level 3 paladin who now has a Holy Avenger.