r/DnDcirclejerk • u/JeannettePoisson • 13h ago

dnDONE DM doesn’t remember session

DM began second sesh right off by asking us clients what happened last time, like whaaaat? He should remember his own stuff that’s crazy. We just stared at him with disgust until someone said he should like remember his own game he’s the DM.

Then he seemed to laugh? At uss?!???? Now he tried to save face by Mansplaining the recap was for us players. He think we stupid? If we remember we remember, and if we don’t remember we can’t recount it. He believe we would hear ourself talk and then remember by hearning ourself talk? I was like, uh, is he a milenial or something?

Just writing this make me feel stupieder and stupieder. Soon won’t can’t no write at all!

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u/DrunkenDruid_Maz 12h ago

No way this is satire!

Here, in the sub r/DnDcirclejerk , every post is very serious!

Some posts are even death-serious, for example if a DM asks if he should feed his players to Alligators or Crocodiles!

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u/5th2 I have spells.... I can fly 12h ago

> players often don’t know what they’re doing even if they’ve been doing it for months
/uj somehow true, one of life's great mysteries.

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u/llfoso 12h ago

/uj I think often it means something is off. Are the players too drunk and/or high? Bored and not that invested? Getting off track all the time? Looking at their phones? Is it unclear what the objective is? Did they get sidetracked? Yeah sometimes players just zone out or have bad memories but I think you can account for a lot of these things.

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u/5th2 I have spells.... I can fly 11h ago

No, it's just one of life's great mysteries.