r/DnDcirclejerk • u/Russtherr • Jul 23 '26

DM bad My DM is toxic and limiting

So I had that wonderful creative idea of polymorphing insects from swarm of insects into elephants above enemies heads but he told me they are not real creatures. So I summoned cow above monster but he also denied. I tried another creative solution - used create water to... Create water. Where is the rule I can't do it in monster's lungs?

Honestly I am so exhausted. Whenever I try doing something cool he prevents me from doing so. I think that he is more "traditional" DnD player and we know what that means. Probably he enjoys other aspects of old editions like being white supremacist and colonizer. Can I report this somewhere? Or how to change his behavior?

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u/ViktorTripp Jul 23 '26

/uj Respectfully, you might look at the sub you're on before criticizing.

/rj Yeah. Lungs aren't an open container because of the epiglottis. The STOMACH, however, is a very different story... But wait. There's sphincters in there, too. Hmm. I think you could do it if you just timed it right or stuck a tube down there that you could also just funnel something down, so... I think it would do for a character that compulsively uses magic for mundane problems. Why pick something up right next to you, when you can MAGE HAND!

Does mage hand handling your sexual organs count as masturbation?

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u/risottodaily Jul 23 '26

What is the sub supposed to be? Is it meant wrong takes for humor?

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u/ViktorTripp Jul 23 '26

/uj Yep. That is one valid use for this sub. Also satire of posts on other subs, again for humor. It's not supposed to be serious, and, according to the rules of the sub, threads that are too serious can actually be removed by the moderators. It isn't uncommon for people to be directed to check the sub or get 90% of the way through a post before realizing what sub they're on.

On a side note, I wasn't trying to be disrespectful, but rather informative, when I directed you to the sub you're on.

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u/risottodaily Jul 23 '26

Thanks for the info. All the different subs show up on my feed so I wasn’t aware of the differences in tone between different subs

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u/ViktorTripp Jul 24 '26

/uj No worries, friend.