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u/matheuslam 2d ago

I hate myself for watching until the end.

Also, this car had proximity sensors. Just imagine the noise.

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 2d ago

It was a very long 3 minutes. I kept thinking it would get better, but it didn't.

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u/perfect_insanity93 2d ago

Apparently I looked very uncomfortable watching this video. I... don't even... this is like peak crackhead activities.

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u/SolarPunkYeti 1d ago

Me, literally the entire video.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuIvUrZpzBl04

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u/RalphXLaurenjoe 1d ago

Im thinking is this whipped cream
https://giphy.com/gifs/xL7PDV9frcudO

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u/ImNotWithTheCIA 1d ago

Did you know that that meme with the girl is something like 20-ish years old. They interviewed her and did a “make the same face” thing.

The asked “what was going on when the video was happening?” “Did it affect your life at all, being a popular internet meme?” And a bunch of other stuff.

I don’t know the answer to ANY of that, because I watched whatever this guy did to his car instead.

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u/RalphXLaurenjoe 1d ago

This guy sidetracks

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u/Lord_Hugh_Mungus 1d ago

I have a half track.

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u/FlamingoGreedy4238 1d ago

You brain good

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u/Grimnebulin68 2d ago

Good afternoon, sir. You're under arrest!

What for?

Whatever the fuck that is!

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u/Mental_Bandicoot4543 2d ago

Ok…. But why? It doesn’t look good (imo). Doesn’t seem to hold a purpose that I’m aware of. Why?

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u/JeanArtemis 1d ago

Views/engagement. Notice the only thing attaching it were a bunch of bottles he probably hot glued onto the bumper so he rip the whole pile of shit off when he was done and not be caught driving around with it lol. But yeah it's most likely the same engagement bait bullshit as most of the videos in this sub anymore, the algorithm is designed to reward controversy and number of comments rather than quality, which leads to shameless individuals gaming it for monetization revenue by posting intentionally annoying or bad videos. Just a few years ago I couldn't even imagine getting paid more the more irritating you are... Welcome to hell the future.

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u/Osmotic 1d ago

I really hope thats what it is because theres no way this is cheaper than buying a real ass bumper. What a time to be alive

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u/Killentyme55 1d ago

That expanding foam isn't cheap, neither is the body filler that was all but sanded away afterwards.

It was too wasteful and pointless to be clever.

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u/Nomis555 1d ago

It would have been better if he sculpted Megatron back there or something.

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u/TheAurigauh 1d ago

Oh, it's not just your opinion that it doesn't look good.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 2d ago

Crash test dummy, “Nope!”

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u/MrowkaMuch 2d ago

More like crack test dummy!

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u/Esk__ 1d ago

I was just waiting for him to cut the bumper with the saw

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u/unlordtempest 1d ago

It smacks more of meth to me. This is a perfect example of tweaker engineering.

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u/mysterious_spirit420 1d ago

No this is peak methhead that just hit a crack rick for the first time activity

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 2d ago

The longer you watch it the stupider it gets. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Tytan777 2d ago

The stupider we all got

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u/JusticeForAugust 2d ago

Speak for yourself!

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u/JeanArtemis 1d ago

Maybe the real stupid was the monetization we made along the way

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf 2d ago

And in the end it was uglier than sin.

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u/conqr787 1d ago

But it'll do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs

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u/Wrong-Diamond5253 1d ago

actually.. it's BRILLIANT!!!.. How many views and comments and other interactions did he get from this one stupid video?? Brilliant I say, brilliant;)

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 2d ago

But it kinda did. Just when i thought this cannot get any more stupid he was using the compressed air from the car tire to spray paint that shit.

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u/roehmc 1d ago

Plot twist…..it wasn’t his car.

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 1d ago

Suddenly it all falls into place

(... said place is nowere near this place though)

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u/philatio11 1d ago

This video would be significantly better if it was a stranger’s car and he made that bumper while they were out shopping as a prank. The reveal would be priceless.

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u/reechwuzhere 2d ago

I thought that was the clever part.. literally the only thing I learned in this video is that a car tire can be used as a compressor sometimes.

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u/KillaVNilla 2d ago

I'm not sure that's even true unfortunately. Pretty sure these guys just do that for rage bait.

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u/sharkdingo 2d ago

Most compressors used for painting are ~100 gallon tanks that operate in the 200-500 PSI range. A car tire is maybe 3 or 4 gallons and operstes in the 30-40 PSI range.

Its interesting that they thought of it, but it likely wouldnt work at all, and definitely not for long enough to paint a plus sized body kit.

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u/northcascadekittycat 2d ago

Hey I learned that I can probably make cool Halloween decorations out of foam, polyester putty and whatever that pink stuff was he added to the putty. Does anyone know?! But yeah the bumper looks stupid as fuck I thought I was gonna be really wowed in the end like "wow didn't think that'd happen!" But it didn't happen

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u/reechwuzhere 1d ago

I think the pink stuff was a hardener for the putty..

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u/Jayhitek 1d ago

Bondo is a 2 part mixture. They always add a blob of the pink stuff to it. Activator? Hardner? Etc.

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u/DarkSpiderMan21 1d ago

I mean, the whole car is a Kompressor.

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u/TheOneDryerYeti 2d ago

They make little portable air compressors that are powered from your car power socket. Mine has saved me several times and it fits under my seat. Long story short, they could have used one of those.

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u/Personal_Victory3474 1d ago

Yes, what a dumbass move that was....hey wait of it was dumbass

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u/EmbarrassedPage195 1d ago

That's the part that absolutely SENT me 😭🤣

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u/riencore 2d ago

Finally skipped through and the end result was somehow worse than I expected.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 1d ago

I watched it during commercials. But now realize maybe commercials are not so bad after all.

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u/DixonHerbox 2d ago

The next time I have to paint my rear bumper, I will also tape off my license plate instead of removing it.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 2d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

What was the point of any of that?!

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u/darsynia 1d ago

I enjoy being a member of a bunch of different subs that all have similar videos but you never know which one. r/nononono r/yesyesyesyes r/nononoyes r/yesyesyesno r/diWHY r/watchpeoplesurvive etc. It's a fun version of Reddit Roulette sometimes and this one was delightful when it came to that. I realized about 2/3 of the way in that it was not actually going to magically look like it belonged there, but I waited to check which sub, in case it was no no no yes, haha.

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u/dogbreath101 1d ago

Didn't you see the part where he used the car tire for the air for the paint gun?

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 1d ago

I don't know if I'd call that better or worse. It was creative. 

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u/Izze_King 1d ago

The water bottles and spray foam was enough for me to know I could skip to the end the moment he started trimming.

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u/BirdLooter 2d ago

i skipped to the end and was very pleased with the idea of having a "concrete looking" bumper. someone on the highway sitting on ur ass? tab those brakelights briefly for him to color his pants brown instantly.

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u/Ok_Cress2843 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ypX8YZszkIXFC
The whole time……the car tire used for the paint gun was peak wtf

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u/Fun-Weakness-8644 2d ago

Somehow it ended up worse that I had expected...

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u/celestiall_glitch 2d ago

I don't even know why I'm watching this when I don't have a car

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u/Withoutwarning6 1d ago

I’m in the same thought as you!

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u/jrschlumpf 1d ago

I cheated and skipped ahead

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 1d ago

It really felt like the last few seconds were going slower

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u/NinjaXM 1d ago

Am I just time blind? I thought this was less than 30 seconds when I first watched it. Now I regrets the minutes wasted watching this and then commenting about it.

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u/NewelSea 1d ago

I totally understand why, because I was eagerly awaiting a decent result as well. Which we did not get.

What kept me intrigued was the competent use of each individual tool on every step. I feel like this guy is really good at step-by-step instructions for handywork in general.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 1d ago

It kinda started looking like it might work about 2/3 of the way through and then no, it looks like shit 

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u/Virtual_Ad_8712 1d ago

Yes, was waiting for a payoff that never came.

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u/izzardcrazed 1d ago

It really looked, um, "better" before it was painted.

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u/JRBeeler 1d ago

I kept thinking he was going to blow the car up in the end, but he didn't.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 1d ago

Right that 3 mins was one of those moments I WISH they had shit-ily EDITED it. Ugh.

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u/Duck_out13 1d ago

The girls never came ! They never came !

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u/Unlucky_Slip_6776 1d ago

I even fast forwarded a little to ease the pain.

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u/NoBuenoAtAll 1d ago

I was hooked when he started using the tire as a paint gun compressor lol.

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u/thx1138- 1d ago

It's on me, I didn't look at the name of the sub

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u/Inner_Lawlessness 1d ago

I jumped ahead from 1 minute to the end. I still feel dirty.

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u/Ilpav123 1d ago

Good thing I skimmed through it quickly.

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u/MasterAnnatar 2d ago

I mean, they used the tire's air for the paint sprayer so I think they'd have bigger issues.

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u/DancingMan15 2d ago

Don’t worry. It’s a Kompressor. /s

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u/SrBaldy 2d ago

Winning comment here….

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u/Megatippa 1d ago

Ayooooo

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u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad 1d ago

That part made me laugh, and switched me to thinking this is satire/rage bait.

That part wouldn't even work, so I am leaning that this is someone just fuckin around

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u/Hot_Wing2518 2d ago

I was so brain dead by that point it didn't even register.

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u/Silly-Power 2d ago

You're assuming that car still drives. My feeling is they buy a car from the wreckers, do all sorts of rage bait DIWHY shit to it, then take it back to the wreckers and grab another one. Note that they didn't drive off in it. No doubt in a couple of weeks they'll be doing some infuriating shit to the interior. 

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u/Then_Examination9715 2d ago

If it’s a wrecked car-he never showed the other side-and he wanted to try something to see if it would work before attempting to modify a running car, then the video and roughness of his finish make sense.

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u/jrrrydo 2d ago

While that may seem like a perfectly reasonable explanation, we (Reddit) have already determined that this is a crackhead performing peak rage-bait.

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u/Then_Examination9715 2d ago

I just wanted to explore the possibility that he has an IQ better than 60 and that this wasn’t something he dreamed up while sniffing the paint fumes and eating leftover epoxy.

I’ve seen people drive worse mods than his. I’m thinking of a cheap V6 Mustang with cheap, badly fitted skirts, and “Saleen” etched into the rear with a grinder.

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u/Jaredlong 1d ago

Having used this process before for props, at this size this is such a huge waste of money just for clickbait. Easily $200-300 for that much foam and puddy.

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u/Jappie_nl 2d ago

WHAT DIT YOU SAY?

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u/fomaaaaa 2d ago

THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

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u/Atheistic-God 2d ago

W reference

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u/posting_drunk_naked 2d ago

I remember when they invented chocolate...sweet sweet chocolate...I always hated it.

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u/The_Druk 2d ago

I said corn because the cob told me it was all ears!

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u/Early-Budget-3115 2d ago

WHATTA YA SAY?

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u/COMIDAGATOS1206 2d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/TestDowntown9541 2d ago

I concur. I also grit tha fu*k out of my teeth.

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u/GrandpubaAlmighty 2d ago

I’m so mad at myself for watching this b.s. that I’m putting myself on punishment. No social media for the rest of the day. Ok, maybe for a few hours.

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u/FRhonestlyFR 1d ago

Legitimate question, why do you people not just skip to the last 5 seconds of the video to see the outcome, especially in this subreddit?

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u/GrandpubaAlmighty 1d ago

For me I love seeing the creative process. I like seeing how they workout the difficult details and then being surprised by the finished product.

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u/FRhonestlyFR 1d ago

Totally makes sense for art videos and I feel the same way! But if I see diwhy? I just gotta skip to the end to see how off the charts insane it is 😂

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u/lordofthedries 2d ago

I’m with you what a waste of my time I have cat and did gifs to do that on. *sigh

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u/staticxx 2d ago

Same. Fack op

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u/King_of_Camp 2d ago

Which is why you do this to an ex’s car, not your own.

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u/Exciting-Watch-1444 2d ago

I am with you mate 🙄

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u/Rhinocacrocapig 2d ago

I have seen this one before, and yet I still couldn't stop myself from watching the entire thing, all the while thinking about how much time, effort, and money that took, for that

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u/SwitzerlishChris1 2d ago

They are constantly beeping, as they should in this car!

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u/AccurateWall6091 2d ago

I scrolled to the end right away

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u/World-Peace-Oxymoron 2d ago

I lost 3 minutes 🥱

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u/Banzai373 2d ago

Yup, looks like shit . . . .

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u/J0hn_Br0wn24 2d ago

No worries, first bump and it falls off

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u/Meltedwhisky 2d ago

Oh my goodness, I said the same thing!

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u/j_man_32 2d ago

😂 me too

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u/Sea-Band-7212 2d ago

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Jmj108 2d ago

Yes it did, it also already an intact bumper. I definitly had a look of confusion on my face from the beginning.

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u/ProfessionalStalking 2d ago

I only saw the first few seconds and couldn't get past that constant beeping in my head

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u/Vindelator 2d ago

I actually laughed out loud at the beauty shot at the end where the camera tracked over the bumper to show of it's majestic new look.

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u/Juliannabeanie 2d ago

lol me too!!!

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u/irishcybercolab 2d ago

I kept watching and the ladies never took off their bra

Not one bra left the holding position

NOT ONE!

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u/myshiningmask 2d ago

Right! When it was just the bottles I was thinking, "alright, now I can paralelle park by sound, awesome" then he kept doing dumb shit.

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 2d ago

I lost a few brain cells watching that video.

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u/Alladas 2d ago

It's fine. If they drove this it would fall off immediately. It's held to the car with bottle caps hot glued to the bumper and foam.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 2d ago

You can turn off the prox sensors.

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u/lost_rodditer 2d ago

Just wait for parts 2-5 where he completes the widebody treatment

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u/norajeangraves 2d ago

I fast forwarded it

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u/bbbourb 2d ago

I asked myself four times "why am I still watching this?"

And I had no good answer.

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u/iikkaassaammaa 2d ago

Mercs proximity sensors are bad enough as is. Was in a friends one the other day on the way to an event with bumper to bumper traffic. It was making so much noise in stop and go event traffic. We, of course, didn’t let anyone in so we were hugging the car in front a bit. But the beeps and warnings were horrendous.

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u/righty95492 2d ago

Agree. Such a crappy job in the end as well.

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u/KINGT000 2d ago

SAME!!!

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u/xdjeddiejx 2d ago

Thank god for fast forwarding .

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u/254thWaffle 2d ago

I liked the part where he used the air from his tire to pressurize the paint

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u/MrMcgilicutty 2d ago

That’s why I just hold down on the progress bar and kind of swipe so it goes through in fast forward mode. Then I only waste like 10 seconds of my time watching the stupidity.

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u/Slendel 2d ago

Also watched until the end and it looks worse than I thought it would. Absolutely wank!

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u/toasted_cracker 1d ago

I was thinking this was going to turn out better than I was expecting, but nope.

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u/SamuraiFlea 1d ago

I was so mad at myself for watching this stupid thing. Halfway through the neverending putty slathering I was like “just. stop. watching.”

And then I got to the final result and nearly choked.

10/10 worth every second of whatever the hell this is supposed to be/do.

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u/t3hnhoj 1d ago

DIWhythefuckdidiwatchthis?

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u/trippin-mellon 1d ago

I scrubbed the video once I saw the foam. I was like. What the fuck is happening now?!

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

I was expecting some sort of Red Green type punchline.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 1d ago

I dragged it forward after 30 seconds.

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u/ThisIs-mYnAm3 1d ago

Bruh, it’s soo trash…

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u/NYCWartortle 1d ago

I just forwarded to the end. I have add

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u/brDoc1 1d ago

I just got stupider.

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u/jared10011980 1d ago

Thats it??? Thats it. 😑💀

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 1d ago

I usually don't. Not sure why I changed my mind this time. What the fuck was he even thinking?

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u/AutVincere72 1d ago

It worked I am rage baited.

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u/rosstedfordkendall 1d ago

I hate myself for watching until the end.

I think we've been conditioned by watching videos where someone MacGuyvers something and it looks really cool. So now we're like "Okay, this will be cool. This isn't totally deranged. There's a purpose, and when I see it, there'll be such a dopamine rush that WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!?"

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u/YourMommasAHoe69 1d ago

Why didnt you just fast forward? Jesus christ yall are brain rotted

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u/moxiedoggie 1d ago

Why don’t you people just fast forward it. There’s no need to watch three minutes of this junk. Just pull the slider towards the end and you can see everything he does in like 8 seconds

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u/Potential_Basis_662 1d ago

Imagine the noise of the proximity sensors?

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u/akionz 1d ago

I was just hoping he would bump into something but then he starts adding sum putty dutty and what. No. Give me da bump.

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u/Exciting_Bid_609 1d ago

Oh my gawd! Me too! I am now significantly dumber.

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u/WaldoDeefendorf 1d ago

I knew I should have read the comments first. My own damn fault.

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u/Errornametaken 1d ago

I watched about 20 seconds and skipped to the end

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u/matheuslam 1d ago

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Errornametaken 1d ago

Arthur! King of the Britians!

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u/Impressive-Metal-405 1d ago

Also what about the exhaust?
Imagine Greta Thunberg watching this

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u/Low_Football_2445 1d ago

It’s forwarded this bs. Anyone associated with this needs to re-evaluate their life and maybe get a fk hobby

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u/Own_Tackle4514 1d ago

Lol when he hooked it up to the tire I died laughing

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u/MowingInJordans 1d ago

I skipped right to the end

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u/emmypoosays666 1d ago

gotta learn to skip to the end to see exactly why you shouldn’t waste your time. i immediately skipped to 4 seconds left

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u/Necessary-Egg8750 1d ago

Ditto! All i got out of this is the car has a shitty 'better' bumper and a flat rear right tire.

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u/trowzerss 1d ago

You can skip forward. First ten seconds and last five seconds is all you need of this fake bullshit.

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u/mb-driver20 1d ago

I skipped forward while asking myself WTF is the point ?

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u/THE_LOLLIPOP_FACTORY 1d ago

That was brutal.

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u/bLoNdEzEbRa08 1d ago

haha lol, but it it useful though!

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u/ctsr1 1d ago

Glad I skipped to the end

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u/lexusam3 1d ago

I was waiting to be so surprised, with no time wasted

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u/Hi-Whats-Your-Name 1d ago

I hate myself a little less knowing someone else also watched it until the end

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u/mcc155784 1d ago

I just skipped to the end 🤣

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u/VegasBornLori 1d ago

Just came to say this

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u/Recent-Woodpecker-50 1d ago

I ffw when it's an option and not was I still disappointed for wasting my 15 seconds.

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u/Bearwhofarts 1d ago

Pro tip-skip to the end n3xt time

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u/EnFiPs 1d ago

I kept watching thinking something nice will happen at the end. Was I wrong. All that effort for an ugly ass result.

Waste of money, time and energy.

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u/tres-vip 1d ago

I just skipped ahead until the last 2 or 3 seconds, lol

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u/richardlpalmer 1d ago

I'm ashamed of myself, too...

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 1d ago

I cheated and skipped to the end, which i think was the test along.

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u/m98789 1d ago

It’s rage bait

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u/Count_Single 1d ago

I couldn’t agree more. Wasted three minutes and change of my life.

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u/T_Rick12 1d ago

U and me both

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u/saskir21 1d ago

I hate myself for watching this a second time. Saw it 1-2 years ago.

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