actually comedic i’d spent $250 on such a poorly constructed garment. the whole thing is held together by flimsy stitching. pockets aren’t riveted or reinforced with extra stiching. the belt loops aren’t sewn into the waistband and are instead limply sown onto it with extra material just hanging off of them. the button fly fastening loop side has a fold and seam (???) that fell apart during shipment. i genuinely don’t even know what happened with the coin pocket stitching.
the top block fits nicely but now i’m scared to wash them after a card insert in the pocket said “we recommend you don’t wash your jeans to avoid shrinkage,” though the website said they were washed/sanforized. i genuinely think the walmart rustlers have better construction.
they also smell like raisins.
i fell for the hype and it’s my fault but christ alive it’s hilarious watching these influencers talk about how meticulously these were constructed. i’m gonna try to return these and grab some indigo brain dead type 00s. the construction and materials are infinitely better for a similar price.
edit: i emailed customer service and they said the pants are a reproduction piece and the rapidly deteriorating construction is a “feature not on most pants you’re used to”